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2019-10-20 21:45:00 UTC

Are you saying you don't want to have a threesome with two girls?

2019-10-20 21:45:09 UTC

And you call yourselves male?

2019-10-20 21:45:10 UTC

Smh

2019-10-20 21:45:12 UTC

No, because girl on girl = gay.

a girl dicking you down with a dildo? how is that any different than sodomism?

2019-10-20 21:45:16 UTC

And that's some gay shit.

that's gay bro

2019-10-20 21:45:21 UTC

Because

2019-10-20 21:45:25 UTC

It has tiddies

traps have tiddies too

trannies*

2019-10-20 21:45:37 UTC

God gave you a g spot for a reason

2019-10-20 21:45:38 UTC

objectively false

2019-10-20 21:45:48 UTC

traps are flat

2019-10-20 21:45:55 UTC

Proper ones are at least

I corrected myself faggot

2019-10-20 21:46:32 UTC

It's there because the muscles convulse safely, and effectively around other bundles of nerves and muscles that help in ejaculation.

2019-10-20 21:47:21 UTC

That's why when most dudes bust a nut, their taint tingles. That's muscles going wiggly wiggly cummy time.

2019-10-20 21:47:30 UTC

@Omar_The_OMAP Imagine thinking spending 10 billion is an issue

2019-10-20 21:47:41 UTC

Anyways it exists for a reason

2019-10-20 21:47:52 UTC

Would you call it gay

2019-10-20 21:47:56 UTC

If you were fucking a girl

2019-10-20 21:47:59 UTC

Yeah, for what I just said, which isn't gay.

2019-10-20 21:48:02 UTC

And she fingered your butthole?

2019-10-20 21:48:26 UTC

That's gay, I'd break her finger off and throw it into hell where it belongs with the other sinners.

I wouldn't want her doing that anyway

her hand would get stinky and then a handjob is gonna suck

2019-10-20 21:49:30 UTC

I mean, you're both inconcievable cretins, but stuff in my ass just doesn't feel good

"2 in the pink, 1 in the stink" how about the whole hand in the pink like a real gentleman

otherwise you're a faggot

2019-10-20 21:49:47 UTC

Health is important for every white Christian, to be clean is to be closer to God.

2019-10-20 21:49:56 UTC

fuck your god

2019-10-20 21:50:02 UTC

For Christian niggers, they're pretty fucked.

2019-10-20 21:50:18 UTC

Unless they're Michael Jackson.

2019-10-20 21:51:05 UTC

Michael diddled kids, thanks for confirming literally any scumfuck can get into heaven if they satisfy some arbitrary repentance clause

2019-10-20 21:51:10 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/635595890136186881/Screenshot_2019-10-19-12-14-57-1.png

2019-10-20 21:51:23 UTC

Is there concrete evidence of that, or naw

2019-10-20 21:51:25 UTC

like paying the church

2019-10-20 21:51:28 UTC

remember that one?

2019-10-20 21:51:35 UTC

I don't follow the court case.

2019-10-20 21:51:46 UTC

I don't think there was ever hard proof.

2019-10-20 21:51:51 UTC

Razorfisr says he's innocent

2019-10-20 21:52:04 UTC

okay I phrased that wrong, Michael wasn't a scumfuck, but he did diddle kids

2019-10-20 21:52:08 UTC

he was genuinely damaged

2019-10-20 21:52:10 UTC

And that the supposed victims are all money grubbers trying to take advantage

2019-10-20 21:52:21 UTC

But there was never hard evidence that he did that.

2019-10-20 21:52:23 UTC

I just murdered 20 people, and Raped 60 Kids beforehand, but I accepted God right before the Switch was pulled at the Chair

2019-10-20 21:52:35 UTC

That's not how redemption works

2019-10-20 21:52:45 UTC

really? better ask the catholics

2019-10-20 21:52:45 UTC

You can't just arbitraily say you believe and are saved

that has got to be the silliest argument against Christianity

2019-10-20 21:52:54 UTC

Repentance only works for sins that are not cardinal sins.

2019-10-20 21:52:56 UTC

You have to genuinely believe and follow a holy life

incorrect

2019-10-20 21:53:13 UTC

Anyways true redemption exists

2019-10-20 21:53:24 UTC

But it is incompatible with expedient claims of redemption

2019-10-20 21:53:31 UTC

If you go to a priest and say "I killed someone in cold blood." They won't forgive you, because God wouldn't.

2019-10-20 21:53:43 UTC

They can forgive you

that....

you guys are trolling

2019-10-20 21:53:49 UTC

If you earnestly try and change your life

2019-10-20 21:53:59 UTC

And feel regret and sorrow

2019-10-20 21:54:07 UTC

You fellas just aren't very into theology arenya

2019-10-20 21:54:22 UTC

well I certainly am, because bringing up god in a conversation about consentual sex between two adults is a sure fire way to make me break out my fedora

you are verifiably false

theology has nothing to do with it

just read the freakin verses

2019-10-20 21:54:47 UTC

I'm talking about my experience with Roman Catholicism. Cardinal sins are not sins that will be forgiven if done with intent, you chose to commit them against God Himself.

Romans 10:9 "If you declare with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved."

2019-10-20 21:55:30 UTC

Saved from the original sin**

2019-10-20 21:55:34 UTC

Believe in your heart

2019-10-20 21:55:37 UTC

Requires

2019-10-20 21:55:39 UTC

You know

2019-10-20 21:55:40 UTC

Belief

2019-10-20 21:55:44 UTC

In the Christian creed

don't add anything to the verse that isn't there

2019-10-20 21:55:48 UTC

And all that goes along with it

2019-10-20 21:56:07 UTC

Welcome to how interpretation works in religion, dude.

wtf is "the original sin"?

Jesus saves us from ALL sin

2019-10-20 21:56:15 UTC

Adam and eve

2019-10-20 21:56:16 UTC

Taking the apple.

2019-10-20 21:56:20 UTC

How do you not understand that?

2019-10-20 21:56:26 UTC

Like five year olds know what original sin is

2019-10-20 21:56:37 UTC

Jesus gave his life to save people from the original sin, not all sin.

I'm saying why does it matter?

what does the "original sin" have to do with that verse?

it's not even mentioned

2019-10-20 21:57:11 UTC

Because it's the main fucking reason why people actually believe in Jesus.

2019-10-20 21:57:24 UTC

That was the whole point of why he died.

where in the Bible does it say Jesus only saved you from the original sin

lol

2019-10-20 21:57:33 UTC

what

2019-10-20 21:57:36 UTC

it said only original sin

2019-10-20 21:57:38 UTC

u fucking retard

2019-10-20 21:57:45 UTC

you can still sin by like, I dunno, murdering a dude

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