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2018-01-29 22:35:59 UTC

France was a mistake

2018-01-29 22:36:03 UTC

we should exceute the french leadership

2018-01-29 22:36:05 UTC

That is Belgium tho

2018-01-29 22:36:07 UTC

and give france to germany

2018-01-29 22:36:10 UTC

Historically the French people's heritage is diverse, including populations ofย Gauls,ย Ligures,ย Latins,ย Franks,ย Iberians,ย Alamansย andย Norsemen.[30]ย France has long been a patchwork of local customs and regional differences, and while most French people still speak theย French languageย as theirย mother tongue, languages likeย Norman,ย Occitan,ย Catalan,ย Auvergnat,ย Corsican,ย Basque,ย French Flemish,ย Lorraine Franconian,ย Alsatianย andย Bretonย remain spoken in their respective regions

2018-01-29 22:36:27 UTC

Also celts

2018-01-29 22:36:33 UTC

Germanics

2018-01-29 22:36:36 UTC

Etc

2018-01-29 22:36:40 UTC

Belgium is center of western Europe

2018-01-29 22:36:47 UTC

Delete

2018-01-29 22:36:49 UTC

both brussles and geographically

2018-01-29 22:36:54 UTC

Belgium isnt real

2018-01-29 22:37:14 UTC

Just give Wallonia to France

2018-01-29 22:37:28 UTC

And Flanders to the Netherlands

2018-01-29 22:38:09 UTC

Corsican is such a cute language

2018-01-29 22:38:57 UTC

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2018-01-29 22:39:16 UTC

long live the french

2018-01-29 22:39:20 UTC

fuck gercuckry

2018-01-29 22:39:46 UTC

sarkozy did nuffin wong

2018-01-29 22:41:09 UTC

Bet you never heard of the French Muslim riot

2018-01-29 22:41:50 UTC

You never hear anything bad muslims do ever unless you look for it.

2018-01-29 22:42:07 UTC

This TBH

2018-01-29 22:42:41 UTC

They riot a lot

2018-01-29 22:43:29 UTC

I always liked the idea of Corsica

2018-01-29 22:43:40 UTC

just something about the way the letters click in my head

2018-01-29 22:43:55 UTC

Corsica is comfy

2018-01-29 22:44:04 UTC

best girls

2018-01-29 22:44:12 UTC

Weird language tho

2018-01-29 22:45:00 UTC

@Sdeck37 oh its 0.44 here

2018-01-29 22:45:10 UTC

That time muslim riots happened

2018-01-29 22:45:10 UTC

Those are pretty neet

2018-01-29 22:45:44 UTC

Not really the fireworks I'd expected in that video

2018-01-29 22:45:48 UTC

0.44 what?

2018-01-29 22:45:50 UTC

Nobody even knew it was because of arabs beating up people and shielding them from their area

2018-01-29 22:46:10 UTC

don't ping me out of sudden <:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2018-01-29 22:46:23 UTC

It occured to me I completely mixed up Corsica and Cyprus for years so I kind of never want to go because that retarded idea is nostalgic to me.

2018-01-29 22:47:19 UTC

Comfy times

2018-01-29 22:47:52 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/407668196670439425/W84IsS6.jpg

2018-01-29 22:47:58 UTC

I know only one frenchman

2018-01-29 22:48:05 UTC

Is it me

2018-01-29 22:48:17 UTC

It is nice bird

2018-01-29 22:48:28 UTC

Thierry is as bad as this country

2018-01-29 22:48:28 UTC

he may be polish but he is fag like french

2018-01-29 22:49:35 UTC

I want to go to Corsica

2018-01-29 22:49:43 UTC

Don't

2018-01-29 22:49:55 UTC

Why not

2018-01-29 22:50:02 UTC

It is better as a dream

2018-01-29 22:50:11 UTC

Delet this

2018-01-29 22:50:39 UTC

Tfw a dark brooding side of you wants to slaughter everyone that isnt like you

2018-01-29 22:50:49 UTC

<:hms:311152554618912768>

2018-01-29 22:50:55 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‚

2018-01-29 22:51:04 UTC

@Sdeck37 Do you even 24hr clock <:kms:311186900385923076>

2018-01-29 22:51:12 UTC

This is why I avoid /pol/

2018-01-29 22:51:24 UTC

How many emo twinklets swooned

2018-01-29 22:51:29 UTC

That place would make me a swastika toting baldhead

2018-01-29 22:51:41 UTC

In high school?

2018-01-29 22:51:47 UTC

When you typed that

2018-01-29 22:52:09 UTC

Emo twinks are left behind in 2006

2018-01-29 22:52:19 UTC

Its a dead subculture

2018-01-29 22:52:20 UTC

@fedora who the fuck writes time like money?

2018-01-29 22:52:22 UTC

<:kms:327934280619655179>

2018-01-29 22:52:37 UTC

Emo death happens faster than gay death

2018-01-29 22:52:49 UTC

Delet this

2018-01-29 22:52:53 UTC

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2018-01-29 22:53:08 UTC

Tfw no emo bf

2018-01-29 22:54:18 UTC

Youll need to go through them like socks

2018-01-29 22:54:26 UTC

I want to revive the subculture

2018-01-29 22:54:36 UTC

Emo twinks give me lifeforce

2018-01-29 22:54:36 UTC

I mean, theres goth

2018-01-29 22:54:47 UTC

goth never dies

2018-01-29 22:54:50 UTC

Goth was and is too heavy

2018-01-29 22:55:04 UTC

Germany has a big goth subculture

2018-01-29 22:55:23 UTC

Industrial music is big there

2018-01-29 22:55:30 UTC

Just find a goth who doesnt fit in and make him cry a lot so he becomes emo

2018-01-29 22:55:38 UTC

Because its Germany and they love the sound of work

2018-01-29 22:55:57 UTC

@johnfrum how're you gonna pet @Pawp like a fucking slut

2018-01-29 22:56:03 UTC

I thought we had something special

2018-01-29 22:56:11 UTC

By giving him a hard petting

2018-01-29 22:56:22 UTC

Shrimp and john actually like me you fat heartless fuck

2018-01-29 22:56:23 UTC

I pet people who make me uncomfortable

2018-01-29 22:56:24 UTC

John wears overalls like a lesbian

2018-01-29 22:56:28 UTC

im not a blob of a human

2018-01-29 22:56:28 UTC

DELET

2018-01-29 22:56:39 UTC

Kek

2018-01-29 22:56:45 UTC

I like everyone

2018-01-29 22:56:53 UTC

I dont discriminate

2018-01-29 22:56:58 UTC

But I like matt
daddys stop fighting

2018-01-29 22:57:00 UTC

Was it a sensual headpat or a condescending "run along, champ"?

2018-01-29 22:57:02 UTC

Im a kindness slut

2018-01-29 22:57:18 UTC

DADDY NEEDS TO CUM

2018-01-29 22:57:33 UTC

*headpats @Shrimpf*

2018-01-29 22:57:46 UTC

Danke

2018-01-29 22:57:49 UTC

๐Ÿ˜Š

2018-01-29 22:57:51 UTC

Overalls are comfy tho, people who have never had a well worn pair are missing out

2018-01-29 22:58:03 UTC

i love well warn comfy pants

2018-01-29 22:58:11 UTC

especially if you soak them in salt so the fibers get looser

2018-01-29 22:58:12 UTC

Overalls are for lesbians and psychopaths

2018-01-29 22:58:19 UTC

@johnfrum people can't see your beltbuckle when you wear overalls though

2018-01-29 22:58:40 UTC

How're they supposed to know how big Texas is if you don't have a belt buckle that says it

2018-01-29 22:58:42 UTC

@johnfrum#8811 od you ahve one of those belt buckles that say "Plantation police" <:rooThink:399827523581771796>

2018-01-29 22:58:46 UTC

You can put your fingers in the belt buckle and stand really wide

2018-01-29 22:59:16 UTC

And tell people they cant bring friends

2018-01-29 22:59:24 UTC

The masked man????

2018-01-29 23:00:14 UTC

Why does he wear the mask actually

2018-01-29 23:00:20 UTC

Tell me about Bane

2018-01-29 23:00:24 UTC

If I were to get a comedically large belt buckle it would be thsis but with topaz and gold plated case heads

2018-01-29 23:00:28 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/407671368541536266/IMG_9117_1024x1024.jpeg

2018-01-29 23:00:40 UTC

@fedora I do and it's definitly just 00:01 <:chink:323022148870602752>

2018-01-29 23:00:50 UTC

He is finnish fish

2018-01-29 23:01:09 UTC

The lets discuss vagina together look

2018-01-29 23:01:11 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/407671550309957654/bc207fe73c7fd3bb6596fabacf4c7a30.jpg

2018-01-29 23:01:39 UTC

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2018-01-29 23:01:41 UTC

hey shromp

2018-01-29 23:01:42 UTC

this is a trap

2018-01-29 23:01:51 UTC

you cannot turn me homo this easy

2018-01-29 23:02:03 UTC

Yes Spaqin

2018-01-29 23:02:19 UTC

Lesbians are basically traps

2018-01-29 23:02:45 UTC

You say this but she has long hair

2018-01-29 23:02:59 UTC

>she

2018-01-29 23:03:11 UTC

DAMN IT

2018-01-29 23:03:16 UTC

I KNEW IT

2018-01-29 23:03:28 UTC

This is the last time I trust a frenchman

2018-01-29 23:03:34 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‚

2018-01-29 23:03:51 UTC

Ive even been adding traps to Nsfw

2018-01-29 23:03:54 UTC

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-01-29 23:04:07 UTC

The french should be executed en mass

2018-01-29 23:04:25 UTC

Is this another one of your weird tests

2018-01-29 23:04:27 UTC

en masse

2018-01-29 23:04:31 UTC

that's a french loanword

2018-01-29 23:04:36 UTC

loanphrase

2018-01-29 23:05:09 UTC

Ayyyy

2018-01-29 23:05:17 UTC

Thank god I stopped myself short of imagining him wearing nothing but the overalls. Thank you raw potato

2018-01-29 23:05:28 UTC

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-01-29 23:06:59 UTC

I prefer en gros, just to fuck with the mericuns

2018-01-29 23:07:28 UTC

@johnfrum Stick it in your butt?

2018-01-29 23:07:45 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/407673200147824671/740full-andrej-pejic.jpg

2018-01-29 23:07:46 UTC

That guy just looks like the type to gently heat a potato and eat it without cooking it

2018-01-29 23:08:04 UTC

hey shrimpy-chan <:rooAww:399827525599232000>

2018-01-29 23:08:06 UTC

can you art

2018-01-29 23:08:14 UTC

A little

2018-01-29 23:08:17 UTC

He is art

2018-01-29 23:08:34 UTC

>/////<

2018-01-29 23:08:41 UTC

H-hans senpai

2018-01-29 23:08:54 UTC

i need you to make me a 72by 72 bagel icon with a tarnsparent backround

2018-01-29 23:09:05 UTC

Nigga does he look like a pajeet

2018-01-29 23:09:18 UTC

<:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

2018-01-29 23:09:28 UTC

well we have no idea what he looks lke

2018-01-29 23:09:48 UTC

I have no tablet

2018-01-29 23:10:43 UTC

~~ask borb nicely :^)~~

2018-01-29 23:10:54 UTC

Bagels are garbo

2018-01-29 23:11:05 UTC

overrated and way too large for breakfast

2018-01-29 23:11:31 UTC

Thick cut toast to dip eggs into is best

2018-01-29 23:13:12 UTC

mmmm yes

2018-01-29 23:13:23 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/407674616706891776/drew_bagel.png

2018-01-29 23:13:32 UTC

>lox

2018-01-29 23:13:36 UTC

I need it very tiny <:rooThink:399827523581771796>

2018-01-29 23:13:37 UTC

also

2018-01-29 23:13:37 UTC

JUDEN OUT

2018-01-29 23:13:40 UTC

is that a bagel melt

2018-01-29 23:13:45 UTC

Just scale it

2018-01-29 23:13:48 UTC

do you really not know how to downscale a pic

2018-01-29 23:13:49 UTC

didnt i buy lunchmeat

2018-01-29 23:13:57 UTC

ye ill do it im very lazy

2018-01-29 23:14:02 UTC

Goddamn you needy cunt worse than the french

2018-01-29 23:14:07 UTC

Kek

2018-01-29 23:14:09 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/407674812958507009/bluarg.png

2018-01-29 23:14:20 UTC

what the fugg

2018-01-29 23:14:21 UTC

This is a sfw chat

2018-01-29 23:14:21 UTC

even better, thank you <:rooKek:399827499405541406>

2018-01-29 23:14:32 UTC

this looks like an asshole

2018-01-29 23:14:38 UTC

that bagel has cancer

2018-01-29 23:14:52 UTC

RIP anus

2018-01-29 23:14:54 UTC

>tfw white theme is so comfy but kills battery

2018-01-29 23:14:56 UTC

It's what i found under "rotten baggel"

2018-01-29 23:15:05 UTC

need to have a third option.

2018-01-29 23:15:28 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/407675141435424769/blog_10_4.png

2018-01-29 23:15:37 UTC

DON'T FORGET THE SHRIMP @Shrimpf

2018-01-29 23:16:06 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/407675303222312972/two-cooked-shrimp-in-the-shape-of-a-heart-picture-id462736817.png

2018-01-29 23:16:18 UTC

new pfp @Shrimpf

2018-01-29 23:16:30 UTC

bitch is offline but gotta see this

2018-01-29 23:16:44 UTC

@Jake
I nominate yotsuba blue for the third color scheme

2018-01-29 23:17:08 UTC

@BIRDzone WHY
ARE
YOU
PEOPLE
SO
NEEDY

2018-01-29 23:17:22 UTC

what the fuck bro

2018-01-29 23:17:25 UTC

I am not

2018-01-29 23:17:34 UTC

i've been playing videogames for hours and just came back

2018-01-29 23:17:42 UTC

In general

2018-01-29 23:17:46 UTC

how so

2018-01-29 23:18:08 UTC

i was just memeing cuz im actually comissioning an artist for a very specific thing

2018-01-29 23:18:18 UTC

_goes back to eatting buffalo chicken sausage_

2018-01-29 23:18:29 UTC

>pinging a friend

2018-01-29 23:18:32 UTC

>needy

2018-01-29 23:18:36 UTC

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2018-01-29 23:18:37 UTC

2018 is WILD bro

2018-01-29 23:18:52 UTC

real outsider hours!!!!!!!!!!!

2018-01-29 23:19:44 UTC

@johnfrum csg is the only place to give them attention <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2018-01-29 23:20:20 UTC

Nive bird has nice bee eefff

2018-01-29 23:20:26 UTC

don't worry I'm getting enough attention from friends but thanks for the concern ๐Ÿ˜‰

2018-01-29 23:20:32 UTC

also bf

2018-01-29 23:21:12 UTC

Giv some to Shrimp

2018-01-29 23:21:16 UTC

He needs lot of

2018-01-29 23:21:22 UTC

>this chat

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/407676625900011561/tumblr_p338tyB1tH1wsbn2ao1_1280.png

2018-01-29 23:23:51 UTC

birbs are evil

2018-01-29 23:24:15 UTC

Chickens are cute if they dont have autism

2018-01-29 23:24:20 UTC

which is rarely

2018-01-29 23:25:19 UTC

my chicken rasputin is great

2018-01-29 23:25:54 UTC

I know few asians who keep roosters at home like dogs

2018-01-29 23:26:42 UTC

>not sure if they are going to eat the roosters from this description

2018-01-29 23:27:01 UTC

>unironically knowing asians

2018-01-29 23:27:52 UTC

nah

2018-01-29 23:27:58 UTC

they're friends โ˜บ

2018-01-29 23:28:04 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/407678311603634176/DUYviHWUMAA3Lsy.png

2018-01-29 23:28:12 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/407678346017636352/DUYNv5mVQAAuE4z.png

2018-01-29 23:28:16 UTC

what a qt

2018-01-29 23:28:27 UTC

really cute bird

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/407678409104424971/DUShtKjXcAQDZ1A.png

2018-01-29 23:28:30 UTC

F A T B O R B

2018-01-29 23:28:45 UTC

oh they also have a house sparrow

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/407678484522074122/DUJqQTJVwAE6-jD.png

2018-01-29 23:28:55 UTC

Where does it shit

2018-01-29 23:29:02 UTC

same where borbs shit

2018-01-29 23:29:05 UTC

it's probably potty trained

2018-01-29 23:29:09 UTC

what

2018-01-29 23:29:15 UTC

it shits in a cat litter

2018-01-29 23:29:17 UTC

or something

2018-01-29 23:29:20 UTC

You can potty train anything

2018-01-29 23:29:22 UTC

ya

2018-01-29 23:29:38 UTC

You got a chicken in your roomรŸ

2018-01-29 23:29:58 UTC

That is a really fat rooster though, I cant get over the plumpness

2018-01-29 23:31:18 UTC

yeah he's very fluffy

2018-01-29 23:31:31 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/407679180172689418/DRufBZGVQAIuAMO.png

2018-01-29 23:31:38 UTC

why do asians wear these masks

2018-01-29 23:31:46 UTC

Fetish thing

2018-01-29 23:32:14 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/407679362914189322/DRAkFYnUMAAGNem.png

2018-01-29 23:32:18 UTC

ok no more asian chickens

2018-01-29 23:33:31 UTC

is it soup now

2018-01-29 23:33:48 UTC

Hopefully

2018-01-29 23:34:15 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/407679870957518848/DUM_waDV4AAloYk.png

2018-01-29 23:34:18 UTC

found an asian with a duck tho

2018-01-29 23:34:27 UTC

that is definitely soup

2018-01-29 23:34:31 UTC

no!

2018-01-29 23:34:56 UTC

I want all bird fuckers to go

2018-01-29 23:35:32 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/407680193373929472/image.png

2018-01-29 23:46:45 UTC

A house duck would be comfy

2018-01-29 23:47:17 UTC

As long as it shits in a litterbox and quacks when you come homr

2018-01-29 23:49:09 UTC

@johnfrum what phone do you browse discord on?

2018-01-30 00:32:30 UTC

I already hate it when my cat meows at 3am. I don't know how I'd react to a duck quacking me awake.

2018-01-30 00:49:26 UTC

it's really easy to calm birds down, just turn off the light and they shut up

2018-01-30 00:57:47 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/407700891744075776/1ba00214627bbc55.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/407700892758966283/e84480a03717c723.jpg

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