football is too popular too

at least its finally dying

football and soccer are same, rugby is also same but with people hitting each other

i can respect that

socks

hockey is violent as shit for some reason

@cjharmer73 ratings

they play hockey in europe?

what about cricket?

opinions on cricket?

we do play hockey

for fags

it's almost cricket season here

summer

and indians

>implying baseball is any better

>implying I watch baseball

used to really like baseball when i was a kid

cricket is super comfy to watch

im australian so i cant escape cricket, literally one of the most shit sports possible

I only ever played sports. Wasn't into any of them.

its like a gayer baseball

I was forced to play them

thats what ive heard

Rip

forced to play what

the bats a different shape i guess <:thenk:329322130804047872>

my mindset was why watch sports when u can play them

park a picnic blanket on the hill, and get a wicked sunburn over the rest of the afternoon while drinking beer, eating food and trying to do all that whilst catching a six one handed

good times

its interessting, i thinks it people living vicariously

why jerk off when you can have sex?

Any physical activity

Everything

why have sex when u can jerk off

Only swimming is nice

<:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gj2BU3aw1E

if you watch fit fucks playing a game at top tier levels, you somehow feel better about yourself

dont like swimming because every fukin team practices super early in the morning

its like its illegal to do it in the afternoon or evening

I only feel worse when I see people being better at something

swimming in the morning is a patricians activity

tfw u will never be a pro in Guilty Gear

how u boys feel about tennis

gay

i play it

isnt it pretty popular in eu

couldn't watch it

sounds like penis therefore gay

i was super good at tennis

strong arm?

so thats why your forearms are what they re

3-0 to aussiealia

HAHA GET WRECKED

xd

Tenis is for rich people

Moto GP best sport 👌 😎 👌

hat trick for this bearded bloke

WRC is for rich people too but it's actually nice

Yes

Vehicles are nice

Not really every park in the states has a court

no sport is for rich people

outside of polo maybe

sometimes have to bring your own net tho

>rallying

>for poorfags

Loooooooool

what is dukes of hazzard?

You need to be good to get a sponsorship

the biggest expense in tennis is just the racket

But you need to practice to get good

nigger the poorest friend i know drives his piece of shit honda in wreck races

get good frame for like 150$

last u foreva

And tennis courts

Yeah shit boxes also cost moni

u dont have free tennis courts?

where i live there are courts literally everywhere

more like don't have friends to play it with LMAO

tennis membership

Ahaaa

at local club

Mini tennis is good too

but dont u have courts for the public?

How do you call it in English

Ping pong?

table tennis

like every park has at least half dozen tennis courts

also this

theyre errywher

probably 100 courts within 10 mile radius

hockey is the real rich people sport

no public hockey rinks

equipment so expensive

there is in canada

o really

well still the equipment

same with football

soccer probably the cheapest

There's always niggs on public tennis courts here... 🇪🇺 <:kms:327934280619655179>

Just swat them away

o thats probably why its so popular

Smh

literally just need a ball for soccer

same with basketball

you need black skin fo basketball

tru

also 6 foot probably the bare minimum height requirement

Fuck Violet Hold

tfw 6'8

Doesn't have anything to do with this conversation, but fuck Violet Hold

Annoying as fuck dungeon

"world of warcraft location"

>mfw

server needs more faces

does it <:italianthink:327934554126155776>

we got 1 trillion thunkin emoji

i like that

it's good

So is WoW. I rerolled a feral char and I'm having a blast

Except when I get Violet Hold

this good nuf

👴

maybe this better

needs more lewd mitus

what is mitus

<:mitub:331056463613263873>

<:sadmitu:331056421342806026>

can't find any porn and it's upsetting me

cant seem to even find mitus on goolag

what is it from

Australia 3 - 1 Honduras https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJqb4fmFeXE

you fucked up aussies

wow thats garbage

delet

AliExpress app is so shit

Not as bad as gearbest

>no multi window

I can't access certain categories without it crashing

Gearbest is more expensive tho

^

also can u keep off topic on topic with being off topic

make a work bench instead of jerking off https://youtu.be/yiCnhVgVD5E

\:o

what would i do with a work bench

all i do is jerk off

:o

also my dick randomly started smelling like puke yesterday and it wont go away no matter how much i shower

never happened before in my life

am i sick

<:hms:311152554618912768>

STOP

JERKING

OFF

Good fucking lord

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/783/838/b6c.jpg

Most likely you are a sick bastard who doesn't wash his hands before jerking it and you caused a skin infection from your constantly irritated skin

you seriosuly need to give it a rest for a while

wouldnt i see the skin infection

what do i do about all my naughty thoughts

no because your skin is desentized from tugging at it constantly

>see

>vision

wouldnt i see with my eyes

How much do you jerk a day

@ﾠﾠ

get actual help

3-4 times

Yeah that's not too bad

>

ayy

johns just a prude

Cut or uncut?

cut

Oh wait nvm

lel jewed

xddddddddd

Have you tried reaching you dick

infections just mean an overabundance of bacteria, your cheese dick has that.

To remove the smell

<:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

reaching

wat

Washing

reaching it with your mouth

Ahah

wat

WASHING

faggot

with water

yes

And soap

i showered many times

and it wont go away

Right

Try acetone))

Oh my god

can malnourishment lead to a change of smell

aaahaa

You sound like the fat guy that said, "I got to eat something, right?"

STOP jerking off for a week, keep washing your dick and don't trust a Frenchman for hygiene advice

Be nice

sam doesnt sound very french

😡

I calle you cute before, fuck off

"What do I do when I get dirty thoughts?" Don't be a fucking pervy Smeagol for once and stop touching your dick you retard

god damn

Ok fine @johnfrum

if i dont jerk off for a day its all i can thikn about

and i just cant think straight

Yeah but

t\try thinking gay

nice try heathen

It makes it much better once you finally fap

ill just relapse

It's like a tolerance break, except for dopamine :))))

every time i try not jerkin it the next day ill jerk off twice as much

which is why my record is 8 within 24 hours

Nice

you're addicted, keep a rubber band around your wrist and snap it if you find yourself thinking spicy thoughts

that actually sounds like valid advice

How I quit smoking

>smoking

lol

Nicotine is worst drug

>quit

But glad you quit

>started

no meme vapes either

meme cape

troll face

yes

Tryna stop weed 😭 😭 😭

u mad?

how much do u do weed

problems?

I do it as much as I can get my hands on

wowee

And it kills motivation and incentive

grow your own tbh

i got some weed right now but i dont really feel attached to it

i maybe do it like once or twice a week

might go a few weeks without

Man.

That's great

what if u swtiched to edibles and only did it before u went to bed

Hmm