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2017-12-06 01:49:01 UTC

>talk to site boss's boyfriend abotu getting ethernet to the security desk

2017-12-06 01:49:03 UTC

>actually happening

2017-12-06 01:49:20 UTC

wow it would be better had i not cracked there wifi password ๐Ÿค” i guess being on a legitimate connection would be easier

2017-12-06 01:50:22 UTC

What did you use?

2017-12-06 01:54:32 UTC

i used some skid HF method because the encryption type was WEP ๐Ÿค”

2017-12-06 01:59:39 UTC

lmfaoo

2017-12-06 01:59:43 UTC

'secure'

2017-12-06 02:00:57 UTC

I also unintenionally had physical access to the security camera computer for months

2017-12-06 02:01:03 UTC

sadly not the server that the cameras were powered by

2017-12-06 02:01:11 UTC

or id have legit stolen it on a day my coworker was working

2017-12-06 02:01:23 UTC

>pull up the cameras >server LITEARLLY gone ๐Ÿค”

2017-12-06 02:02:11 UTC

Youre a petty criminal of the highest order.

2017-12-06 02:08:43 UTC

The thing is im about 80% sure id be downgrading

2017-12-06 02:08:47 UTC

id besuprised ifthe drives were 1tb

2017-12-06 02:10:21 UTC

A drive is a drive, especially a free one.

2017-12-06 02:10:30 UTC

though your coworker would probably be fired.

2017-12-06 02:12:36 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/387788381314351114/f4c674672b33edee80337e5cdb36c4d1eaefed0d56c25b30122df8b48bb86be8.webm

2017-12-06 02:12:45 UTC

best part is i know he sleeps on hte job at the other site

2017-12-06 02:12:49 UTC

so hed 100% he shitcanned

2017-12-06 02:12:57 UTC

also >Sending viruses via discord

2017-12-06 02:13:02 UTC

just link me to a site with a Javascript drive by

2017-12-06 02:13:04 UTC

thanks

2017-12-06 02:13:12 UTC

not a virus

2017-12-06 02:13:15 UTC

just a webm

2017-12-06 02:13:30 UTC

all i saw was random spam and not hte webm at the end

2017-12-06 02:13:45 UTC

ill wait for @johnfrum to give it teh seal of approval

2017-12-06 02:13:57 UTC

I aint clicking that shit nigga

2017-12-06 02:14:11 UTC

come on, arnt you a linux bro

2017-12-06 02:14:30 UTC

Why would you think that?

2017-12-06 02:14:43 UTC

guys it's not a virus you can trust me

2017-12-06 02:15:17 UTC

then upload it to a YLYL thread on /gif/ and link to the thread

2017-12-06 02:15:21 UTC

Ez

2017-12-06 02:15:23 UTC

>7mb

2017-12-06 02:15:38 UTC

isn't the limit like 4?

2017-12-06 02:16:07 UTC

didnt they up it a while ago

2017-12-06 02:16:30 UTC

I have no idea.

2017-12-06 02:17:09 UTC

It's some gay shit with thots dancing

2017-12-06 02:17:22 UTC

99% sure my computor has aids now

2017-12-06 02:17:34 UTC

>not even porn

2017-12-06 02:17:36 UTC

sad

2017-12-06 02:17:38 UTC

@Patrick why did you think this was worth sharing

2017-12-06 02:17:57 UTC

cause I liked the chick wearing black clothes

2017-12-06 02:18:10 UTC

>chick (male)

2017-12-06 02:19:24 UTC

Weak

2017-12-06 02:19:40 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/387790165105442816/Gayder.webm

2017-12-06 02:19:45 UTC

that's you

2017-12-06 02:20:31 UTC

once again

2017-12-06 02:20:34 UTC

upload it to like

2017-12-06 02:20:34 UTC

imgur

2017-12-06 02:20:43 UTC

im not downloading a virus infected webm

2017-12-06 02:21:16 UTC

>discord doesn't have webm support

2017-12-06 02:21:18 UTC

Gayder?

2017-12-06 02:21:22 UTC

Wait, is it the same Gayder I know

2017-12-06 02:21:31 UTC

wow, how utterly homosexual

2017-12-06 02:21:43 UTC

@Sham who

2017-12-06 02:21:56 UTC

I found it on the chans

2017-12-06 02:23:12 UTC

Gayder is some idiot from another place I go who will take his time to upload fucking walls of gay porn.

2017-12-06 02:23:24 UTC

what place?

2017-12-06 02:23:32 UTC

Does it matter?

2017-12-06 02:23:42 UTC

I hate dealing with his shit, too.

2017-12-06 02:23:47 UTC

yes I wanna go there too to see where you hang out

2017-12-06 02:23:49 UTC

Is it good gay porn?

2017-12-06 02:24:04 UTC

what a homo @Patrick

2017-12-06 02:24:34 UTC

Nah, it's basically all DREAM DADDY shit

2017-12-06 02:27:46 UTC

wtf, that's not even some no homo shit, thats some full homo shit

2017-12-06 02:36:30 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2017-12-06 02:48:31 UTC

*tries cocaine once*

2017-12-06 02:57:27 UTC

you mean dickweed

2017-12-06 02:57:46 UTC

wait is this a surface

2017-12-06 02:59:30 UTC

4 LOKO UPDATE

2017-12-06 02:59:43 UTC

The Gold Flavor tastes like a fucking Monster Energy drink

2017-12-06 02:59:50 UTC

then it kicks you in the mouth

2017-12-06 03:00:15 UTC

Thrilling.

2017-12-06 03:01:09 UTC

@Windatica its a fucking acer

2017-12-06 03:01:11 UTC

lol

2017-12-06 03:01:17 UTC

who would have guessed

2017-12-06 03:01:19 UTC

ACER

2017-12-06 03:01:29 UTC

right boys

2017-12-06 03:01:30 UTC

I need help

2017-12-06 03:01:35 UTC

some dude keeps talking to me

2017-12-06 03:01:39 UTC

and I don't want to talk to him

2017-12-06 03:01:41 UTC

however

2017-12-06 03:01:41 UTC

Fuck him,

2017-12-06 03:01:45 UTC

I don't want to block him

2017-12-06 03:01:57 UTC

fuck him and blockhim

2017-12-06 03:02:01 UTC

ice cold shit nigga

2017-12-06 03:02:16 UTC

<:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

2017-12-06 03:02:56 UTC

Why can't you block him?

2017-12-06 03:03:18 UTC

You some kind of poofter that can't handle hurting feelings

2017-12-06 03:03:21 UTC

I do occasionally play vidya with him and he's fun to talk to

2017-12-06 03:03:31 UTC

just don't feel like vidya with him rn

2017-12-06 03:04:14 UTC

Turn off your notification noises for now. or tell him you're having a cheeky wank.

2017-12-06 03:07:28 UTC

just tell him your busy watching hentai with 4channers ๐Ÿค”

2017-12-06 03:08:50 UTC

inform him your suction cup dildo on your wall won't ride itself

2017-12-06 03:09:45 UTC

You beta fucking cockboy

2017-12-06 03:09:51 UTC

say "hey I'm busy rn I'll ttyl"

2017-12-06 03:10:14 UTC

like

2017-12-06 03:10:25 UTC

how is a dude meant to respond to this

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