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2017-09-01 23:18:48 UTC

couldnt tell if she was 14 or 24 and didnt care

2017-09-01 23:19:13 UTC

@dave I thought nips don't exist in england <:thonk:288060975775612929>

2017-09-01 23:19:20 UTC

i saw a few goth girls too

2017-09-01 23:19:23 UTC

i love france

2017-09-01 23:19:41 UTC

nah they were in bordeaux

2017-09-01 23:20:31 UTC

Will I look like a creeper if I go to watch my cousin's water polo game?

2017-09-01 23:20:44 UTC

almost certainly

2017-09-01 23:21:11 UTC

???

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/353318401508114432/unknown.png

2017-09-01 23:22:06 UTC

so we're back in the mines

2017-09-01 23:22:09 UTC

Why do britbongs like Minecraft so much?

2017-09-01 23:22:16 UTC

got our pickaxe swinging from side to side

2017-09-01 23:22:17 UTC

side

2017-09-01 23:22:18 UTC

side

2017-09-01 23:22:19 UTC

to side

2017-09-01 23:22:29 UTC

because dantdm

2017-09-01 23:22:42 UTC

@transience isnt he a nonce tho

2017-09-01 23:23:26 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/353318967588290570/ok.jpg

2017-09-01 23:23:27 UTC

My school was 30% chink

2017-09-01 23:23:51 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/353319073888862212/C_9_xpWVwAEbbHE.jpg

2017-09-01 23:24:40 UTC

<:thonkang:327933449597878312>

2017-09-01 23:24:50 UTC

I couldn't fug my cousin. she's attractive, but THOT attractive. so into the trash it goes

2017-09-01 23:26:11 UTC

Into the trash your semen filled tissue and thoughts of your cousin it goes

2017-09-01 23:27:52 UTC

>kikes peddling thier nonsense

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/353320082711248906/1504205246089.jpg

2017-09-01 23:41:51 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/353323603095322624/1503260317504.jpg

2017-09-01 23:42:06 UTC

they should make a movie of it with trump and kim yong-il dance-battling it at the end. in the style of these shitty dance movies of the 00's

2017-09-01 23:44:23 UTC

Economy might be doing well enough for that in a couple years.

Seems those kind of movies only come out when people have money and want to watch stupid shit.

2017-09-01 23:48:42 UTC

Rip Hollywood

2017-09-01 23:49:58 UTC

>watching movies when there's terry davis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrKIVgn2Cf4

2017-09-01 23:50:30 UTC

Man, what the fuck happened to Terry besides overdosing on redpills?

2017-09-01 23:53:28 UTC

guardians of the galaxy 2 is good. go watch (download) that

2017-09-01 23:56:09 UTC

The song at the end got me

2017-09-01 23:56:23 UTC

these fuckin bigass cinemas are always such an ordeal to go to. >drive there >find parking spot you have to pay for >that makes 13โ‚ฌ per ticket <:FeelsGladMan:313357656784109568>

2017-09-01 23:56:34 UTC

the feels one?

2017-09-01 23:57:16 UTC

@johnfrum Is he in hospital yet?

2017-09-01 23:57:19 UTC

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2017-09-01 23:57:23 UTC

Cat Stevens father and son yeah

2017-09-01 23:57:45 UTC

<:FeelsSadMan:314021739841716224>

2017-09-01 23:58:23 UTC

Cat Stevens is one of my dad's favourite he always played that cd in the car when I was young and I just thought about how old he is now <:FeelsSadMan:314021739841716224>

2017-09-01 23:58:56 UTC

how old are you sludge?

2017-09-01 23:59:15 UTC

23

2017-09-01 23:59:17 UTC

tfw 31 and you see like people age. like people you remember when you were a babby-kid

2017-09-01 23:59:35 UTC

My dad is 67

2017-09-01 23:59:59 UTC

When the grandparents go it's the worst

2017-09-02 00:00:17 UTC
2017-09-02 00:01:18 UTC

Not bad for his age

2017-09-02 00:02:31 UTC

think my dad is around that age aswell

2017-09-02 00:04:16 UTC

and mom is like having problems with her hip and takes forever to go up stairs. aging man, feels bad man

2017-09-02 00:05:46 UTC

Getting old sucks

2017-09-02 00:05:49 UTC

need to find me a Tradwife and have some babbies

2017-09-02 00:07:05 UTC

I feel guilty thinking my parents might not have grandchildren

2017-09-02 00:07:36 UTC

Are you gay or a robot

2017-09-02 00:08:30 UTC

Robot

2017-09-02 00:09:47 UTC

this extreme individualism of our time is cancer. this "do what you like. whatever is cool" mentality

2017-09-02 00:10:20 UTC

Just b urself

2017-09-02 00:10:41 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/353330859526455297/DAOSfagUQAAkreK.jpg

2017-09-02 00:15:13 UTC

still remember when my grandpa who rip'd bretty early showed me his carpenter work. built a small shed for his tools and a bed inside.

2017-09-02 00:16:02 UTC

meanwhile my dad didn't teach me shit, no like man to son stuff. only work so you have money. Retarded boomer

2017-09-02 00:17:12 UTC

Yup my dad's an accountant but didn't teach any of us his business or push us in that direction

2017-09-02 00:17:50 UTC

My dad worked in IT until like two years back

2017-09-02 00:18:10 UTC

Lost his job and got an absolute asston of money to fuck off from the company

2017-09-02 00:18:32 UTC

He introduced me to computers really

2017-09-02 00:19:25 UTC

daddy played vidya with me and gave me free reign on the internet early

2017-09-02 00:19:34 UTC

One afternoon we had taken his desktop apart and cleaned the cooler, and then we didn't have any paste so we got some for like $10 from the local PC shop

He used the entire tube and he comes to me for help now

2017-09-02 00:19:41 UTC

Also that

2017-09-02 00:19:52 UTC

lol

2017-09-02 00:20:01 UTC

My dad used to grind for me in certain games that I used to play

2017-09-02 00:20:22 UTC

thats cute

2017-09-02 00:21:03 UTC

My dad didn't play games but I have two brothers and we all had Gameboys so it was ok

2017-09-02 00:21:11 UTC

oh that would be fun

2017-09-02 00:21:36 UTC

I had a DS back then, I played through Pokemon Pearl like 15 times

2017-09-02 00:22:11 UTC

This kid on snapchat is asking me what VPN he should use then tells me that he doesnt want to pay

2017-09-02 00:22:26 UTC

welcome to literally no privacy

2017-09-02 00:22:28 UTC

I asked him if he cares about privacy the sperged out on him about FOSS

2017-09-02 00:22:34 UTC

I remember my young brother found suicune and was so excited he ran up the stairs to show us and dropped the Gameboy kek

2017-09-02 00:22:38 UTC

or just use CyberGhost

2017-09-02 00:22:50 UTC

At the moment my dad plays way too much Pokemon Go

2017-09-02 00:22:50 UTC

AirVPN

2017-09-02 00:22:59 UTC

He's trying to get to Level 40, the level cap

2017-09-02 00:23:14 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/353334016214171648/Screenshot_20170901-201411.png

2017-09-02 00:23:26 UTC

i kept going

2017-09-02 00:23:33 UTC

And Suicune and the 2 other Gen2 legendaries came out

2017-09-02 00:23:33 UTC

"muh hotspot shield"

2017-09-02 00:24:04 UTC

TUNNEL BEAR IS THE FREE VPN APP THAT RESPECTS UR PRIVACY

2017-09-02 00:24:07 UTC

"oh and get off of snapchat, and cell phone, and all closed source software"

2017-09-02 00:24:18 UTC

he wanted to use TunnelBear

2017-09-02 00:24:22 UTC

im like enjoy your 500MB

2017-09-02 00:24:22 UTC

Is tunnel bear basically hotspot shield?

2017-09-02 00:24:31 UTC

he just opened it

2017-09-02 00:24:35 UTC

his reply is "wtf"

2017-09-02 00:24:51 UTC

not really if you sandbox these things with something like island and use privacyguard on lineagd

2017-09-02 00:25:27 UTC

Island makes a virtual sandbox for the app and PrivacyGuard protects ur shit

2017-09-02 00:26:12 UTC

Like I keep my phone without a password but most of my apps have a password on them though my ROM

2017-09-02 00:26:18 UTC

Super comfy

2017-09-02 00:26:48 UTC

@Deleted User what is he hiding <:thonk:288060975775612929>

2017-09-02 00:26:49 UTC

i use microG on AospExtended

2017-09-02 00:26:51 UTC

is he a drug dealer?

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