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2017-12-14 22:38:41 UTC

DAMN IT IT IS TOO EARLY FOR HOMO HOURS

2017-12-14 22:38:52 UTC

Mfw it's all part of my gay propaganda

2017-12-14 22:39:29 UTC

*heteroflexible

2017-12-14 22:44:54 UTC

I'm definitely flexible

2017-12-14 22:45:19 UTC

No homo

2017-12-14 22:46:06 UTC

>tfw too much of a brainlet to figure out why flexibility is hot

2017-12-14 22:46:16 UTC

mans not hot

2017-12-14 22:46:21 UTC

he's about to be

2017-12-14 22:46:26 UTC

So they can put their legs up far

2017-12-14 22:46:36 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‰

2017-12-14 22:46:52 UTC

Which means better penetration

2017-12-14 22:47:06 UTC

TheMoreYouKnow

2017-12-14 22:52:07 UTC

<:chaika:232792149874311168>

2017-12-14 22:57:13 UTC

I'm afraid of clicking either of these in public

2017-12-14 22:57:19 UTC

don't

2017-12-14 22:57:54 UTC

XD

2017-12-14 22:59:13 UTC

Did you jack off to these

2017-12-14 23:00:16 UTC

I'll jerk off to anything

2017-12-14 23:01:20 UTC

kek

2017-12-14 23:01:25 UTC

those are youtube doe

2017-12-14 23:01:33 UTC

so its suppose to be "safe"

2017-12-14 23:01:52 UTC

maybe i jacked off to those vids

2017-12-14 23:01:55 UTC

<:honkhonk:381867737443467268> <:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

2017-12-14 23:02:21 UTC

they look like three virgins

2017-12-14 23:02:28 UTC

isnt that childish gambino?

2017-12-14 23:02:43 UTC

ye

2017-12-14 23:02:48 UTC

Donald Glover

2017-12-14 23:03:26 UTC

his raps suck

2017-12-14 23:03:33 UTC

I'm at school, I can't watch anything

2017-12-14 23:03:36 UTC

My girlfriend also wants me to watch anime like that

2017-12-14 23:03:43 UTC

Its boring as fuck

2017-12-14 23:03:51 UTC

i hate how he raps about fucking asian girls and having yellow fever

2017-12-14 23:03:53 UTC

Shimoneta

2017-12-14 23:03:56 UTC

Shimonetta

2017-12-14 23:04:00 UTC

and i can't fuck them >.>

2017-12-14 23:04:04 UTC

i am comfy here at my dorm

2017-12-14 23:04:16 UTC

i can watch anything

2017-12-14 23:04:21 UTC

I like how its all men in this place

2017-12-14 23:04:24 UTC

<:honkhonk:381867737443467268>

2017-12-14 23:04:32 UTC

What did my gf mean by this

2017-12-14 23:04:35 UTC

who says its all men

2017-12-14 23:04:38 UTC

ohh that anime hehehe

2017-12-14 23:04:41 UTC

I have a vagina

2017-12-14 23:04:41 UTC

only men buy stuff when they need it, women buy stuff when its on sale

2017-12-14 23:04:43 UTC

<:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

2017-12-14 23:04:50 UTC

@Shrimpf I can see why you want to marry her if this is what she watches.

2017-12-14 23:04:50 UTC

Im a grill

2017-12-14 23:04:55 UTC

Kek

2017-12-14 23:04:56 UTC

Hamburgers

2017-12-14 23:05:02 UTC

then youre a rare one

2017-12-14 23:05:07 UTC

wait wtf

2017-12-14 23:05:19 UTC

oh I thought you were a super gay boy

2017-12-14 23:05:20 UTC

XD

2017-12-14 23:05:31 UTC

@Patrick is my boyfriend

2017-12-14 23:05:42 UTC

@Chase he's pulling your chain

2017-12-14 23:05:56 UTC

Oh

2017-12-14 23:05:57 UTC

I
>Super gay boy

2017-12-14 23:06:00 UTC

traps are cool

2017-12-14 23:06:01 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2017-12-14 23:06:09 UTC

>trap

2017-12-14 23:06:11 UTC

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2017-12-14 23:06:17 UTC

especially when they have those little skirts and the dick bounces around

2017-12-14 23:06:23 UTC

<:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

2017-12-14 23:06:26 UTC

People think too much with thier dick here.

2017-12-14 23:06:34 UTC

Kek

2017-12-14 23:06:43 UTC

That's why I said, everyone here is a horny dude

2017-12-14 23:06:51 UTC

well I'm not actually gay

2017-12-14 23:06:54 UTC

so Imma bail

2017-12-14 23:06:56 UTC

i want gf like those vids i sent. send gf plox

2017-12-14 23:06:57 UTC

kek

2017-12-14 23:07:02 UTC

>Im not actually gay

2017-12-14 23:07:10 UTC

>Traps are cool

2017-12-14 23:07:19 UTC

<:hmm:346343150052311050>

2017-12-14 23:07:23 UTC

XD

2017-12-14 23:07:29 UTC

It's called a joke

2017-12-14 23:07:38 UTC

like how I can say Trump is a great president

2017-12-14 23:07:39 UTC

maga

2017-12-14 23:07:48 UTC

Don't tell my dad

2017-12-14 23:07:49 UTC

plz

2017-12-14 23:08:01 UTC
2017-12-14 23:08:04 UTC

I'll send gf

2017-12-14 23:08:14 UTC

Buy a Russian bride

2017-12-14 23:09:02 UTC

Do you think I can extort that Chinese restaurant into responding to me by threatening to leave a bad review?

2017-12-14 23:09:06 UTC

<:iosthink:328535776843268105>

2017-12-14 23:09:11 UTC

yes

2017-12-14 23:09:18 UTC

I really want that fucking rice bowl

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/391003748459347988/20171213_160637.jpg

2017-12-14 23:09:23 UTC

chinks are sensitive to negative feedback

2017-12-14 23:09:24 UTC

It haunts me.

2017-12-14 23:10:00 UTC

Dude, if I got bought a russian girl, I would tie her up and put her in my basement faster than you can say Kalashnikov

2017-12-14 23:10:19 UTC

Alright Elliot Rodger

2017-12-14 23:10:19 UTC

<:palethink:328535816597012480> <:chink:323022148870602752>

2017-12-14 23:10:27 UTC

tfw at certain hours chink gamers venture onto us servers

2017-12-14 23:10:33 UTC

kek

2017-12-14 23:10:37 UTC

tfw they were consistently angry/rude

2017-12-14 23:10:58 UTC

If you give your azn gf bad feedback for the succ

2017-12-14 23:11:11 UTC

Does she try to impress you next

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