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2018-01-29 05:06:08 UTC

_deletes matt <:rooComfy:399827521253670912>_

2018-01-29 05:06:11 UTC

Yeah, so there wouldnt be any food for mice to be attracted to

2018-01-29 05:06:39 UTC

You're in a mouse that hasn't been used for 10years?

2018-01-29 05:06:59 UTC

@johnfrum whats the name of the movie

2018-01-29 05:07:01 UTC

where the mosue

2018-01-29 05:07:04 UTC

destroys the mansion

2018-01-29 05:07:06 UTC

You've been moving mice around for 10 years?

2018-01-29 05:07:09 UTC

FUCK

2018-01-29 05:07:15 UTC

STUART LITTLE

2018-01-29 05:07:17 UTC

Instead of mice you're into spiders, eh?

2018-01-29 05:07:21 UTC

mouse hunt

2018-01-29 05:07:22 UTC

I used to watch that every year

2018-01-29 05:07:23 UTC

nevermind

2018-01-29 05:07:38 UTC

Top comfy ending

2018-01-29 05:07:53 UTC

yesss

2018-01-29 05:07:57 UTC

imma download teh 4k rip

2018-01-29 05:08:01 UTC

and watch it tomororw <:rooComfy:399827521253670912>

2018-01-29 05:08:18 UTC

>ywn be a tiny white mouse adopted by a white nuclear family and given everything your heart desires

2018-01-29 05:08:27 UTC

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2018-01-29 05:08:30 UTC

shut up matt

2018-01-29 05:08:36 UTC

this technically happens regularly

2018-01-29 05:08:37 UTC

me and john are nostaligiaing about a shit tier movie

2018-01-29 05:08:45 UTC

they just die rather fast

2018-01-29 05:09:18 UTC

Stop trying to connect with people, @Pawp, it just doesn't work

2018-01-29 05:09:27 UTC

<:rooWut:399827526144360448>

2018-01-29 05:09:27 UTC

@Pawp I dont know why but it was always on about the same time of year, forgot which channel.

2018-01-29 05:09:43 UTC

i havnt watched tv in 4 years <:rooVV:399827509463744512>

2018-01-29 05:10:00 UTC

You haven't seen vagina in 20+

2018-01-29 05:10:19 UTC

i wish that was true <:rooThink:399827523581771796>

2018-01-29 05:10:28 UTC

He saw a vagaina when his lesbian ex gf

2018-01-29 05:10:32 UTC

i watched m y gay friend finger her fiance whne i was drunk

2018-01-29 05:10:34 UTC

<:rooAww:399827525599232000>

2018-01-29 05:10:35 UTC

ect ect

2018-01-29 05:10:40 UTC

my friends fiance has nice titties

2018-01-29 05:10:52 UTC

when i go to there wedding imma try and bang my friends fiance

2018-01-29 05:11:28 UTC

> trying to fuck a lesbian
>at her wedding

2018-01-29 05:11:35 UTC

Oh shit nigger what are you doing

2018-01-29 05:11:35 UTC

and?

2018-01-29 05:11:43 UTC

>yfw i know they are both bi

2018-01-29 05:11:53 UTC

im litearlly 90% sure i could Fuck my friend on the day of her wedding

2018-01-29 05:12:02 UTC

not sure about her fiance tho

2018-01-29 05:12:09 UTC

thats what makes it fun <:rooAww:399827525599232000> ]

2018-01-29 05:12:14 UTC

Bring some more, make it an orgy

2018-01-29 05:12:23 UTC

Also food

2018-01-29 05:12:31 UTC

But they're not into beastiality. They let you watch them finger each other because, he'll, do YOU stop fucking when your dog walks into the room?

2018-01-29 05:12:38 UTC

Inb4 "yes"

2018-01-29 05:12:40 UTC

Roman style

2018-01-29 05:12:48 UTC

matt what

2018-01-29 05:12:59 UTC

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2018-01-29 05:13:02 UTC

I'm saying you're an animal, dummy

2018-01-29 05:13:04 UTC

i read that thre times

2018-01-29 05:13:10 UTC

and you need to english better fatso

2018-01-29 05:13:12 UTC

Shit, you're so STUPID

2018-01-29 05:13:22 UTC

<:rooWut:399827526144360448>

2018-01-29 05:13:35 UTC

fatty go to bed

2018-01-29 05:13:35 UTC

@Matthew I mean you did assume what the nature of the video call was

2018-01-29 05:13:40 UTC

I just want to lightly caress you behind the ears

2018-01-29 05:13:52 UTC

fatty Die in a fire <:rooAww:399827525599232000>

2018-01-29 05:13:56 UTC

Who the fuck video calls these days

2018-01-29 05:14:06 UTC

the only time i video call is for nudes

2018-01-29 05:14:09 UTC

Maybe lovingly pull out tufts of your tummy hair

2018-01-29 05:14:34 UTC

Blow raspberries on MY tummy

2018-01-29 05:14:43 UTC

>tells mice story that no one understands
>"better English fattso"

2018-01-29 05:14:44 UTC

wut

2018-01-29 05:15:06 UTC

You mouse story was a bit garbled

2018-01-29 05:15:16 UTC

"A bit"

2018-01-29 05:15:17 UTC

well

2018-01-29 05:15:18 UTC

to be fair

2018-01-29 05:15:26 UTC

i could have gave context

2018-01-29 05:15:27 UTC

but

2018-01-29 05:15:31 UTC

im lazy. <:rooComfy:399827521253670912>

2018-01-29 05:15:49 UTC

It wasn't lacking context, you just typed it like a fucking idiot

2018-01-29 05:15:56 UTC

my cousin texts like that
I hate it

2018-01-29 05:16:05 UTC

atleast im not a homoposter matt <:rooAww:399827525599232000>

2018-01-29 05:16:11 UTC

Pawp really is a dog

2018-01-29 05:16:18 UTC

Explains everything

2018-01-29 05:16:26 UTC

>me mouse get
>move
>no mouse!

2018-01-29 05:16:42 UTC

<:rooOhISam:399827517482991616>

2018-01-29 05:16:49 UTC

Explains his constant need for attention, too

2018-01-29 05:17:01 UTC

>how much is a cubic yard
>a yard cubed?
>NO Concrete. aggregate basalt

2018-01-29 05:17:04 UTC

<:rooLove:399827500185944064>

2018-01-29 05:17:19 UTC

i wonder if i can get basalt tyling for my floor

2018-01-29 05:17:23 UTC

>no homoposter
>posts shitty anime emoticon
GTFO

2018-01-29 05:17:25 UTC

The man acts like every letter is a dollar

2018-01-29 05:17:49 UTC

basalt tiles are MUCH more dumb then i expected

2018-01-29 05:18:00 UTC

Its greyish tile

2018-01-29 05:18:10 UTC

what did you expect?

2018-01-29 05:18:14 UTC

....I think Ijust broke one of my toes

2018-01-29 05:18:29 UTC

Good bye Matthew

2018-01-29 05:18:29 UTC

You think?

2018-01-29 05:18:46 UTC

How fat are you?

2018-01-29 05:18:51 UTC

I mean, it hurts and I can't move ir

2018-01-29 05:18:59 UTC

I can see my feet you cuntboi

2018-01-29 05:19:05 UTC

enjoy a slow painful death fatty

2018-01-29 05:19:20 UTC

Sweet sepsis take me

2018-01-29 05:19:42 UTC

goodnight matt <:rooAww:399827525599232000>

2018-01-29 05:19:47 UTC

<:rooComfy:399827521253670912>

2018-01-29 05:19:51 UTC

But can u see your pipi?

2018-01-29 05:23:28 UTC

Yeah. You guys seem to have a very flawed mental picture of me

2018-01-29 05:23:41 UTC

I'm not big fleshy tennis ball

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