Kek

did she mention that she has a bf

Ye

last time they sent a chink, she cleaned kitchen, both bedrooms and the bathroom in like 2.5 hours and everything looked like new

Basically she didnt go to this museum thing, so he asked her to come study at his place

So she said she has a boyfriend and won't be doing that

@Julian Last time I tried my ikea curtains got torn up. The eternal swede strikes

I order there once every two weeks

So I just dust them outside and hang then in the sun on a breezy day

Then he kept trying anyway in really fucking awkward ways that made her friends feel embarassed

So I jokingly told my girlfriend I would come beat him up if he kept going

And my gf might have understood it to be a joke but said it to the guy anyway j

Its actually very comfy being in the back yard woth a book and a pot of coffee surrounded by gently swaying curtains.

haha

told my mom i should buy bandages

Dude got really awkward and suddenly acted like he didn't know how to study in the same classroom with her anymore

"what happened son"

Wut

"i played with a cat lmao"

and she bought it :|

naked

@Pawp help me fix my laundry machine

no pics

internet only

John is it leaking.

show

no

nudes

because matthew will laugh again

pm

no I got an onion ring into it and now it stinks of onions

and will motivate me to work harder

@Shrimpf birb demands lewds.

@BIRDzone Bird did you hear the story

I dont have mine anymore

what story

I always throw them out after sending them to gf

John how do you acccidently wash onion rings

I have no idea

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Not like anyone here actually wants to see a man dressed up anyway

Unless you're a big faggot

tfw ive created a telegram group for me and bf to share nudes there

so they dont get saved on your phone

🤔

and you can always see them if you want

Thats smart

ya

I dont feel like that tho

Since we're LDR I just want it to be something with love and passion in the moment

@BIRDzone Why not just share Polaroids like normal people

Not some slutty thing you save

lmao

John so i bought a typewriter today, turns out the owner was either a methead or crackhead by th signs of the house and body language

i didn get robbed tho

https://i.imgur.com/8Hx4jx5.mp4 does this embed

Tfw a nudes Christian

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kiti

meow

@Pawp Congratulations on your hipster accomplishment

@BIRDzone Do you wear girlclothes for your bf

>2nd person to say its hipster

Have a pair of horn rim glasses without lenses on the way

fuck

i guess its true

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no ut he does for me sometimes

but i need my actual glasses to see

They are comfy

It seems like a normal thing

TBH gay lingerie is fucking ugly and comical

I would type redrum over and over again for the clicky clacky

we like stockings

Look at my sexy leather chest straps

redrum?

And my Nazi hat

man shrimp really hates jews.

DELET

@Pawp Has it occured to you to watch movies that arent shit?

i was g oing to watcha western tonight

How have you not watched the shining?

or something "good"

I thought I might have been Jewish for a while considering my family was killed

Then I found out it was the opposite

Oh the shining last time i watched the shining i was really drunk

😂

i see your grandpa died in Auschwitz

he fell off the tower

My grandfather fucking helped arresting Jews and was pictured with some high-end Nazi officer

There's pictures of my grandfather

>shrimp has actual nazi blood in him <:woah:333623269674713098>

Ye Im not kidding

yeah just shoot me in the head and take my woman shrimp

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Didnt I show the pic in here once?

wow now spa he said german not russian

My grandfather was a fucking Nazi

doesn't matter got raped by both

French collaborator anyway