not even sure its real

I think I'm going to start a counter-poster campaign here.

Like real subtle stuff

Like a poster of a Chilean Helicopter

kek

But really

How do people get this stupid

I swear you have to effort yourself to Antifa's levels of idiocy, you have ot want willful ignorance and then take pride in it

Fucking why

https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler#Speeches

My favorite is stuff like "quit videotaping our protest, you don't have permission, you think rape is legal under anarchism are you fucking retarded?"

Yes

Yes it is

Keeeek

By definition if there are no laws it is not illegal

How in the actual fuck

Is recording them rape

It's fucking orwellian doublespeak

It's as if all their arguments are what happens when you take hyperbole waaayyy too far

"MY DAD WON'T LET ME DRIVE THE CAR WHAT A NAZI"

"All of my arguments exist on hypothetical basis"

It's the same shit, but you expect at least a modicum of political accumen from a political entity.

They are a mob

While the excerpt pressure on political figures, I wouldn't view them as political in their own right

>everyone who disagrees with me is a nazi fascist and wants to kill me
>therefore l can defend myself by attacking these people

what antifa actually believes

>They killed one of us in self defense, further jsutifying my position

I just cannot fucking understand it.

And any attempt to just leaves me frustrated

"this molotov cocktail will inspire social change"

"Oh oh god what do you it isn't supposed to just be gasoline help my lungs are on fire"

Can'twait.jpg

"We will not tolerate any form of fascism except our own!"

"Having rules or needing jobs is facist!"

"But we'll fucking kill you if you make of trannies, even though we don't actually know any in real life and collect "friends" from "marginalized" groups to be used as tokens of argument later"

The number one frustration of being a faggot isn't faghags, natsocs, whathaveyou

It's the fucking libs

"Resist! Rise up! Die on our revolution so we don't have to!"

in our*

It's a bittersweet feel when there's no antifa anywhere near you

Come to Seattle.

Walk amongst the rnemy

I'd love to, armed with a megaphone and textbooks

"THIS IS WHY YOU'RE FUCKING RETARDS, PART ONE"

Join the NWSS today

Or, you know

Animal piss in a super soaker

Could probably buy it locally here

Someone raised the idea of a poison oak solution in water guns, but the possibility of severe respiratory issues make me hesitant

I still like the bleach idea

Just fill water balloons with it

Can quickly destroy flags and their edgy all black attire

AHAHAHA WOW

THERE'S A FUCKING MEDICATION THAT MIMICS POISON OAK USED TO COMBAT DERMATITIS/DERMAL CANCERS

On fucking steroids

There's actually a real life Itching cream ?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imiquimod

Based 3M

>prescription only

Probably not a large black market for that

>Not having connects

That's a good thing

Nobody'll much care if it goes missing

Since it's sure as fuck not recreational

wait did the antifa that got shot die?

I thought he lived

Wait what?

Antifa shot one of us in Seattle, I remember that

catching up saw you said ">They killed one of us in self defense, further jsutifying my position"

Oh, no, that was a hypothetical

oh ok

We're nazis and want to kill them, so it's perfectly okay for them to attack us unprovoked

But if we respond in self-defense as any sane person would, it would just justify their actions to them

"HE'S A NAZI LET'S GET IM"

oh ye of course, it's already happened plenty

"SHIT HE FOUGHT BACK HE'S A FUCKING SUPER NAZI SEE WE WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG, LOOK HOW VIOLENT NAZIS ARE"

[helicopter spooling up]

either way
the more they fight the more people hate them, and the more they go to things like national socialism/libertarian/conservatism

I'm sure you've all seen the riot police tackle some while all the onlookers began cheering?

I haven't!

Please share

WAIT

I'VE HAD ANOTHER IDEA

WHAT IF

http://www.infowars.com/video-riot-police-applauded-for-arresting-antifa-traffic-blockers/

JUST HEAR ME OUT GUYS

KAY GUYS JUST ROLL WITH THIS, RIGHT

SO WHAT IF, LIKE, GUYS

ayo wat u sayin

WE TAKE NBOMES, LIKE 25I/2CI

OKAY GUYS

AND THEN WE, GET THIS DUDES

DRONE DROP THAT SHIT OVER THEIR HEADS

WHAT

OH MAN

WE WUZ OBAMAS AN SHIET

sounds like a fucking great day for them

No more protest, lol

They were known for their explosive behaviour.

Just a bunch of dudes fucking enjoying everything about the universe

lel