Pls rich

Pls with 500

500 coins withdrawn.

Pls rob zephyr

You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was **699** coins.

Pls dep all

**1919** coins deposited

Pls bal @Timothy𝘓 👻

Pls rich

Pls rich

pls daily

pls work

**Work for Twitch Streamer** - Scramble - The following word is scrambed, you need to try and unscramble it to reveal the original word;
`twtich`

twitch

**BOSS** Good stuff Logrian, got the work done well. You were given `185` coins for one hour of work.

pls pet feed

You paid **10** coins to give food and water to ahothot.

pls pet paly

**Tip**: You can see more information on an item by using `pls shop [item name]`

pls pet pat

You pat ahothot.

pls pet play

You paid **92** coins to take ahothot to the art gallery

pls pet pat

You pat ahothot.

pls pet feed

You paid **10** coins to give food and water to ahothot.

pls pet wash

You paid **40** coins to wash ahothot.

@Logrian **ahothot** found a <:chillpill:573152330195664989> **Chill Pill** for you!

pls pet play

You sang a song to ahothot.

pls pet pat

You pat ahothot.

pls pet pat

You pat ahothot.

pls pet feed

You paid **10** coins to give food and water to ahothot.

pls pet

pls trivia

3

no bonehead, the correct answer was `Gray `

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pls beg

**Jimmy Neutron** has donated 59 coins to @Logrian, and a <:chillpill:573152330195664989> **Chill Pill**

pls search

**STREET** You got caught jaywalking, now you paid a fine of 63 coins

pls bet all

pls dep all

**16557** coins deposited

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Pls Bal

Hahahhaha

pls rich

Pls rich

Pls daily

Pls rob henn

You were caught **HAHAHA**
You paid the person you stole from **500** coins.

Pls beg

**Luke Smith**: the atm is out of order, sorry

Pls search

**STREET** You got caught jaywalking, now you paid a fine of 64 coins

Pls rich

Pls with 500

500 coins withdrawn.

Pls rob henn

You stole almost half! 💰
Your payout was **2,141** coins.

Pls bet all

<:red:573150416926408704> **`RARE EVENT ENCOUNTERED`**
**Alcoholic**
*It's time to get wasted. The quickest person to type `drink` wins the grand prize, with others getting lower prizes.*

<:red:573150416926408704> `This event has expired. No future submissions will be accepted.
`

Pls dep all

**5396** coins deposited

Drink

drink

Drink

come chat @Logrian

Pls rich

Pls rich

Pls with 500

500 coins withdrawn.

Pls rich

Pls rob da3m0n2

Pls profile

Pls rich

Pls with 500

500 coins withdrawn.

Pls rob da3m0n2

You stole a MASSIVE portion! 🤑
Your payout was **3,030** coins.

Pls bet all

pls play https://youtube.com/watch?v=EKVZrbitbd8

Oop

pls join

<:cmonBrug:629751723841552407>

pls stop

k I’m dumb

Forget it

Pls rich

Pls daily

Pls notifs

Pls rob timothyl

You try to steal from TimothyL only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing **250** coins.

Pls beh

Pls beg

**Joe Montana**: the atm is out of order, sorry

**Tip**: Try to avoid getting fired from your job! If you do, you'll need to wait 1 day in real life before you can find another one

Pls search

**BED** You found 26 coins, do you often sleep like this?

https://youtu.be/Q7yvvq-9ytE

Pls dep all

**923** coins deposited

Pls rich

Pls rich

Pls profile timothyl

%p https://youtu.be/Q7yvvq-9ytE

%volume 100

%volume 200

Pls rob timothyl

You try to steal from TimothyL only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing **250** coins.

Pls bal Citizen Z#5815

Pls rob citizen z

You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was **414** coins.

Pls dep all

**914** coins deposited

20 years ago the flat earth was insignificant but now we internet

!pls rob @Timothyl

Pls rob timothyl

@Timothy𝘓 👻😂 bsstard

Lol

The bottom part of the ship disappears due to perspective and visibility

Not a curve

WHAT CAUSES GREAT VISIBILITY?
http://www.theweatherprediction.com/habyhints/276/

@Citizen Z you broke my pad bum

Pls peocle

Lol

Pls profile

Pls rob @Timothy𝘓 👻

You were caught **HAHAHA**
You paid the person you stole from **500** coins.

Grrrrr

Oh

Lol

Pls dep all

**4500** coins deposited

How did 8 have that much

Pls dep all

**275** coins deposited

Pls with all

**9843** coins withdrawn

Pls bet all

Pls dep all

**26126** coins deposited

Yuh

Pls heist TimothyL

You need at least 1000 coins to perform a heist against somebody lmao

Pls work scientist

@Timothy𝘓 👻 Congratulations, you are now working as a **Scientist**!
You're required to work at least **3** times a day via `pls work`, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is **350 coins per hour**.

Pls work

@Timothy𝘓 👻 What color was next to the word `chemical`?

Pls work

You never fail to amaze me Citizen Z. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by **123 coins**! `100 + 123 coins an hour`

Yellow

**BOSS** Good stuff TimothyL, got the work done well. You were given `361` coins for one hour of work.

Pls bal

U stole my money u dik

Pls rob

try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from

Pls with 200

Shh

200 coins withdrawn.

BRB

U r a thief!

😂

What is the scientific method to isolate gravity

Good q

Yes compartmentalizing

But!

NASA admits the flat earth is a desirable alternative to the spherical earth

Which is incredible info

Oh snap

Globies time to turn in your globe role

Justified

Boom snap

@globies

👆

Decades and no pictures of earth

NASA hides behind the moon landing

Its all they have

Decent fake pics

Look at the clouds change trajectory. Impossible for a camera in orbit. They messed up!

They would not fire thrusters during a spacewalk!

Wake up globies!

They practically reversed course!

Impossible!

What a joke!

I wish it was real. Sadly it isnt!

Guess the video is over

Pls bet all

pls daily

pls beg

**Mr Krabs** has donated 61 coins to @rivenator12113, and a <:chillpill:573152330195664989> **Chill Pill**

pls search

**COUCH** You found 45 coins, I wonder how long you've been sitting on this?

pls sell chill pill

pls work

@rivenator12113 What color was next to the word `burger`?

orange

@rivenator12113 You lost the mini-game because the color you typed wasn't correct. Here are the words and colors again;
<:blue:573152473926205442> `burger`
<:yellow:573148087275749387> `fast`
<:red:573150416926408704> `lettuce`

**BOSS** Poor effort rivenator12113, I expected better from you. I'm only going to give you `62` coins for that hour of work. I don't want to see this mistake happen again.

blue