Ffs, your name autocorrects

:^_)

Yeah less dating advice more terror

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytDTqRN0Gl8

A reminder to tape up your doors and windows

Dating is nice when the girls are cute

yeah that is really weird

😍

He is loose

also seems like it would ruin the toaster

@Soldz (CF) nah

Yes

nah

If you ever need a girl to get close to you and then hate you for life, just hit me up

Why

@Ætos

I can do it better than anyone else

what i been looking for all muy life, more people to want to kill me

There are no girls on the internet rrreeeee!!!!

^

^

It doesn’t hurt the Toaster

seems, mesy

I'll mail used tampons to anyone who doubts me btw

Because I use the oven

._.

what

the

fuck

Thanks now I am disgusted and interested

is

wrong

with

:)

you

that is to aetos

😂

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What can I mail, semen samples?

yes

Can you do that?

Ew

Try

you cant mail a house however

Send to peper

You can ship a turd

Mail me a gun

it is illigal in the US to ship a house through the US postal service

fyi

I'll play mambo number 5 into a tupperware box so when you open it it plays again

Dammit I always wanted to mail a house

You can have a house

Just take it apart First

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And don’t use conventional mail. . .

O yea

that is a pain in the ass though aetos

Can you mail yourself

Pain in the ass sure

Everything good with my girlfriend now

But it works

you can ship HCL and HNO2

The pizza did the trick

Did you get her food @Soldz (CF)

Told you

Yes

but only in containers of 2 or 4 liters per box

Shipping rules are weird

Really tho can you mail yourself

I want to try

i mean, i wouldnt want HCl getting all over the sorting room

You can't ship a harmful substance but you can ship two substances seperate that when mixed are very harmful

well, yeah

cause a lot of time they have other uses

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Mail me beef

no

And a gun

:(

Ok

GO AND GET IT YOURSELF

No

go to calcutta

Too far

not my problem

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pretty much

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The f word

Ew

Shmeh

Hello

Hello

excuse me?

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Nothing offensive

i didnt get the question

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Nothing