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2016-11-06 18:21:23 UTC

the vag

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the girl

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lol

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:-)

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ill post a pic of her

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but not her vag

2016-11-06 18:21:53 UTC

k

2016-11-06 18:21:58 UTC

what about the coffee

2016-11-06 18:22:31 UTC

hehehehehehe has no style he has no face

2016-11-06 18:22:39 UTC

thats her

2016-11-06 18:22:45 UTC

damn

2016-11-06 18:22:46 UTC

no way she is tight

2016-11-06 18:22:48 UTC

i dated her for years

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she fine

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loved with her

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she got a fucking droopy face

2016-11-06 18:23:01 UTC

lived*&

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we broke up

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good

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now we friends

2016-11-06 18:23:20 UTC

didju rike it

2016-11-06 18:23:21 UTC

good now its mmy chance to shine

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^

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:^)

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us

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Nice eyes

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a while back

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tf red eyes

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^

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camera flash

2016-11-06 18:24:29 UTC

vampire

2016-11-06 18:24:34 UTC

god u never sene that before

2016-11-06 18:24:36 UTC

lol

2016-11-06 18:24:42 UTC

I have

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>.<

2016-11-06 18:25:37 UTC

The radiation got to your eyes

2016-11-06 18:25:42 UTC

*that wasnt funny*

2016-11-06 18:27:11 UTC

lol

2016-11-06 18:27:11 UTC

The same guy that wanted to chop my balls off a while back

2016-11-06 18:27:26 UTC

she thicc

2016-11-06 18:27:38 UTC

thats more recent

2016-11-06 18:27:46 UTC

thats a difference

2016-11-06 18:27:49 UTC

i took that like 3 weeks ago

2016-11-06 18:27:57 UTC

that's a better pic

2016-11-06 18:28:04 UTC

still uhh, too old for me

2016-11-06 18:28:08 UTC

i beg to differ

2016-11-06 18:28:16 UTC

that she's too old?

2016-11-06 18:28:18 UTC

shes 38 im 28

2016-11-06 18:28:22 UTC

now you're denying my age

2016-11-06 18:28:28 UTC

we met when i was 19 and she was 29

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dated for about 5 years

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were still good friends

2016-11-06 18:28:51 UTC

we fuck now and again

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I don't think my age gap can make up for the wage gap

2016-11-06 18:28:57 UTC

whatd your parents say

2016-11-06 18:29:06 UTC

nothing as a supported myself

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i*

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i left home when i was 17

2016-11-06 18:29:26 UTC

rip

2016-11-06 18:29:34 UTC

what did you do then

2016-11-06 18:29:56 UTC

were writing a movie about you here so lots of details plz

2016-11-06 18:30:07 UTC

lol

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why rip?

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rip parents

2016-11-06 18:30:27 UTC

probably family relations or somethin

2016-11-06 18:30:32 UTC

close enough

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meh whatever

2016-11-06 18:30:48 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/244891351852908544/IMG_20160715_175424.jpg

2016-11-06 18:30:56 UTC

they both dead now

2016-11-06 18:30:57 UTC

wtf dont choke him

2016-11-06 18:31:09 UTC

That pic was a while back

2016-11-06 18:31:11 UTC

is that miller

2016-11-06 18:31:19 UTC

thats milers gf

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lol

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eah a while back because now you buried the corpse

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cos that explains a lot

2016-11-06 18:31:23 UTC

Yes Im that Guinea Pig

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now post ur gf's

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you choked him

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or ex gfs

2016-11-06 18:31:35 UTC

No

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which one

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i can't keep up

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lets compare

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compaire

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Just pulling back on his head slightly

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with all the pussy

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you killed him dont deny it

2016-11-06 18:31:57 UTC

What is happening

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*her

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ILL TELL YOU WHATS HAPPENING

2016-11-06 18:32:09 UTC

did you just assume his gender? :^)

2016-11-06 18:32:11 UTC

No I didnt hes still alive at my moms

2016-11-06 18:32:20 UTC

*she

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YOUR FRIEND XIFFY IS A BITCH

2016-11-06 18:32:24 UTC

he

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WHO LEFT

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?

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MY SERVER

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Welcome to the S++ & Resource farming discord chat, @โ‰›ร†โ‰› , Feel free to ask someone to farm with you or ask a mod for help!

2016-11-06 18:32:36 UTC

fuck

2016-11-06 18:32:40 UTC

Xiffys cool

2016-11-06 18:32:40 UTC

Shut up

2016-11-06 18:32:41 UTC

server has an extra chromosome

2016-11-06 18:32:42 UTC

me

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we're fucked

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?

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you just fucked down our server

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welcome

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get it

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fucked

2016-11-06 18:33:00 UTC

@โ‰›ร†โ‰› lmao youre here too?

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down

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Yeah lol

2016-11-06 18:33:13 UTC

wtf 70 gorillion messages per second

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stop

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whos the extra chromosome

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>.<

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the guy

2016-11-06 18:33:22 UTC

this is like a twithc tream

2016-11-06 18:33:24 UTC

i jest

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called chromosome

2016-11-06 18:33:29 UTC

Hes from the same server that one guy was from

2016-11-06 18:33:38 UTC

lol

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this one guy at bandcamp

2016-11-06 18:33:42 UTC

You know the server where I posted the link and said raid

2016-11-06 18:33:46 UTC

bandicam?

2016-11-06 18:33:48 UTC

that server that guy from that thing came from

2016-11-06 18:33:53 UTC

you know that place\

2016-11-06 18:33:56 UTC

dat boi

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where we were that time

2016-11-06 18:34:07 UTC

dat goi

2016-11-06 18:34:07 UTC

Spongegar lol

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at bandcamp

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Follow @xScrawluso

2016-11-06 18:34:19 UTC

its spongegar not spongar

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nah

2016-11-06 18:34:22 UTC

get it right

2016-11-06 18:34:23 UTC

i stuck a pussy in my flute

2016-11-06 18:34:29 UTC

no

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yes

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you stick flute in pussy

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Whoops

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you

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are

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a

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Bye nigga lol

2016-11-06 18:35:01 UTC

very nice man

2016-11-06 18:35:02 UTC

NO

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jesus fuck

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thats gross kirk, that implies that you stick an organ bigger than your own inside your own organ's hole

2016-11-06 18:35:19 UTC

bitches

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/244892522185228298/Screenshot_20161106-133509.png

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who joins and leaves 5 seconds later

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thats makes me mad

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and when i get mad

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i ban miller

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Yep

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th realshigerum account on twitter got in trouble for impersonating today

2016-11-06 18:36:06 UTC

I was just about to say that

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lol

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You beat me to the punch

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im gonna beat you with a punch

2016-11-06 18:36:33 UTC

Im gonna beat you off

2016-11-06 18:36:44 UTC

no im not into hard candy thank you very much

2016-11-06 18:36:51 UTC

Then punch you in the nuts

2016-11-06 18:37:01 UTC

thats a weird choice

2016-11-06 18:37:20 UTC

milk the dog

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m/ilk me daddy

2016-11-06 18:38:11 UTC

daddy sounds really weird in that context imo

2016-11-06 18:38:26 UTC

if a grl started saying that i would probably stop

2016-11-06 18:38:43 UTC

That extra hour of sleep has me bouncing off walls

2016-11-06 18:39:10 UTC

And also, a lot of them say "Daddy" During the solo infiltration mission

2016-11-06 18:39:11 UTC

well, look at you, super mario.

2016-11-06 18:39:33 UTC

what

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shut up

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no one is to say that

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super mario is a banned word

2016-11-06 18:40:00 UTC

or phrse

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Wat

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yes

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but he bounces off of walls

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/244893872675749888/1458218468676.jpg

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Oh-

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lmfao

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wtf

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Pure art. 10/10

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waste of a cig

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Snake would be crying rn

2016-11-06 18:42:13 UTC

Man, I haven't been on MGSV in forever

2016-11-06 18:42:23 UTC

I wonder how many keks have attacked me sonfar

2016-11-06 18:42:34 UTC

i get attacked like once per day

2016-11-06 18:42:50 UTC

This one kek attacks me Five times a day

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And fails.

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Every

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Time

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hows he even find u

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lol

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i have one like that

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Indirects

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who always attacks me and dies

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in like a minute

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lets talk in voice chat

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lets not

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Nah

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Fucc

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succ

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racc

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succ

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no

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Pucc

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tfw you go to turn the volume up to hear something and turn the tv off

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Dicc

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and then miss the whole thing u wanted to hear

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RIP

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But I can relate

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WHAT

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THE

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HELL

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?

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My 3ds circle stick thing is gone

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What

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Rip

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How does the circle pad disappear on a 3DS

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What the hell did you do to it

2016-11-06 18:52:15 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/244896749909442561/Snapshot_20161106.JPG

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it was fucking there yesterday

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/244896863344394241/jfu.jpg

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lol

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I had that come off before

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well it didnt get up and walk away

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where did u use it last

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On my old one

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Used it too much

2016-11-06 18:53:23 UTC

I have no idea how that comes off

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And it was done with me

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on my couch, then I laid it on the couch, then on a desk that's one meter away from it, then on the couch again

2016-11-06 18:53:30 UTC

From my experience those things are rock solid

2016-11-06 18:53:38 UTC

well then look all around there

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Hey can I have that 3ds

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its got to be on the floor or in the couch

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And pretty much impossible to take off unless you really **really** try

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yeah im checking the holes in the couch side

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Ill gladly take it

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no

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You could try moving the whole couch and seeing if it's there

2016-11-06 18:54:24 UTC

its a limited ed

2016-11-06 18:54:27 UTC

May have fallen all the way down

2016-11-06 18:54:51 UTC

alright FOB 4 has now been purchased

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