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2017-02-04 04:22:08 UTC

@Null you are the spastic, although they could probably be interchanged.

2017-02-04 05:00:41 UTC

what

2017-02-04 05:00:52 UTC

what did I do this time?

2017-02-04 05:01:05 UTC

What about Chaos's shit?

2017-02-04 05:01:47 UTC

Ah fuck, did I leave it on your doorstep again? sorry mate. Honest mistake.

2017-02-04 05:03:17 UTC

Howdy

2017-02-04 05:03:42 UTC

Yello

2017-02-04 05:03:42 UTC

Yeehaw

2017-02-04 05:04:09 UTC

Gonna rasle up some hush puppies and beat my whore wife

2017-02-04 05:05:00 UTC

Lol, I say howdy to people when they say hi to me in the stores.

Do a half wave and a nod and say "howdy."

2017-02-04 05:05:17 UTC

Hick

2017-02-04 05:05:28 UTC

That fucking triggers me

2017-02-04 05:05:33 UTC

hey @Null I have idea, you want to do art right. How about you do the art for an educational childrens book I'm planning on writing.

2017-02-04 05:05:36 UTC

The country triggers me

2017-02-04 05:06:04 UTC

Anything involving cowboy phrases or country music makes me wanna abort a baby gorilla

2017-02-04 05:06:33 UTC

Whoa there, Moonman!

2017-02-04 05:08:23 UTC

but you main torbjorn

2017-02-04 05:11:17 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/277305057521827840/image.jpg

2017-02-04 05:11:20 UTC

Lul

2017-02-04 05:12:05 UTC

that dude can't be serious

2017-02-04 05:15:27 UTC

The L from the Netflix movie looks more like L than that guy...

2017-02-04 05:15:32 UTC

And that L is black.

2017-02-04 05:16:18 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/277306317238960130/310.png

2017-02-04 05:19:25 UTC

Someone suggested it might be the fake L

2017-02-04 05:19:33 UTC

The one that's killed like instantly

2017-02-04 05:19:48 UTC

The one that's a criminal on death row

2017-02-04 05:20:04 UTC

That the real L uses as bait to figure out where Kira is

2017-02-04 05:20:38 UTC

death note is shit anyway

2017-02-04 05:21:05 UTC

No one respects you rogue

2017-02-04 05:23:05 UTC

Oh, the Lind L. Taylor guy.

I don't think Netflix is smart enough to come up with that idea. To bait the audience with a fake the way L baited Kira with a fake.

2017-02-04 05:23:23 UTC

It's Netflix, not Hideo Kojima. xD

2017-02-04 05:24:34 UTC

I doubt it too

2017-02-04 05:24:37 UTC

But it's like

2017-02-04 05:24:45 UTC

That set up is entirely too similar

2017-02-04 05:35:57 UTC

^ I've read that page a great many times.

2017-02-04 05:46:55 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/277314021663834112/image.jpg

2017-02-04 05:53:52 UTC

sometimes you wonder how some people even manage to stay alive as long as they do

2017-02-04 08:30:58 UTC

Shity

2017-02-04 08:39:48 UTC

A bb

2017-02-04 08:39:54 UTC

Grill

2017-02-04 08:40:07 UTC

Let me grip a cig champ

2017-02-04 09:01:03 UTC

no, no they aren't

2017-02-04 09:01:07 UTC

I can't let that stand

2017-02-04 09:01:26 UTC

Shut up furry faggot

2017-02-04 09:01:41 UTC

Mod abuse

2017-02-04 09:02:08 UTC

Acquire my tendies before I'm forced to launch MaximumREEEEEEEEEEEE.exe

2017-02-04 09:02:18 UTC

Eh me ged

2017-02-04 09:02:41 UTC

mod abuse

2017-02-04 09:02:42 UTC

why do we allow minecraft avatars here?

2017-02-04 09:02:44 UTC

Let me grip a cig

2017-02-04 09:02:53 UTC

learn to do your job right

2017-02-04 09:02:56 UTC

why do we allow the gays here?

2017-02-04 09:03:30 UTC

Why do we allow minecraft griefers like rogue here

2017-02-04 09:03:49 UTC

Chaos if we didn't allow the gays in here we would've never met u ❤

2017-02-04 09:03:53 UTC

I will put on the fucking pumpkin rogue

2017-02-04 09:03:54 UTC

Why are the gays alive? Why are the Furries alive?

2017-02-04 09:03:59 UTC

tuscan raiders coming

2017-02-04 09:04:06 UTC

Kill all gays

2017-02-04 09:04:10 UTC

Homocaust

2017-02-04 09:04:14 UTC

THE TUSKeN DUNE RAIDERS HAVE ARRIVED

2017-02-04 09:04:44 UTC

@Null you are a forced meme, the worst kind

2017-02-04 09:04:50 UTC

Let me roll out of my fap fortress so I can acquire tendies for my num num time

2017-02-04 09:05:04 UTC

is that cancer

2017-02-04 09:05:05 UTC

sry

2017-02-04 09:05:16 UTC

sanic pepe is dead

2017-02-04 09:05:33 UTC

Mummy and new chocolate daddy develoquan have gone to the movies

2017-02-04 09:05:40 UTC

Without leaving me any tendies

2017-02-04 09:05:43 UTC

>inb4 greentext

2017-02-04 09:05:56 UTC

Gotta luvem bb

2017-02-04 09:06:02 UTC

I collect greentexts

2017-02-04 09:06:06 UTC

Same

2017-02-04 09:06:13 UTC

>be me

2017-02-04 09:06:17 UTC

>be 16 in high skwel

2017-02-04 09:06:28 UTC

>see tards running from tardwranglers

2017-02-04 09:06:54 UTC

>See pack of chads approaching from end of hall

2017-02-04 09:07:38 UTC

>I let out my battle cry to establish dominance over the chads

2017-02-04 09:07:46 UTC

1v1 guitar hero

2017-02-04 09:07:51 UTC

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

2017-02-04 09:08:30 UTC

@Null join my boy band

2017-02-04 09:08:46 UTC

What about me

2017-02-04 09:08:48 UTC

I wanna join

2017-02-04 09:08:48 UTC

I want roo more than you but tbh he's too good

2017-02-04 09:09:03 UTC

Cuntos

2017-02-04 09:09:05 UTC

Let me join

2017-02-04 09:09:23 UTC

Do you play any instruments? Can you sing?

2017-02-04 09:09:34 UTC

I play pyanya sometimes

2017-02-04 09:09:51 UTC

Actually it doesnt matter, you can play bass

2017-02-04 09:10:00 UTC

You dont need talent

2017-02-04 09:10:07 UTC

);

2017-02-04 09:10:16 UTC

I'm damaged goods at the moment. Massive pimple that makes it look like I'm growing a nipple on my right shoulder.

2017-02-04 09:10:16 UTC

I wanted to play pianer

2017-02-04 09:11:19 UTC

@Null you can be the frontman if ypu suck the managers dick every tuesday during lunch in the bathrooms.

2017-02-04 09:11:31 UTC

Look at it. It hurts so bad.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/277365513481355265/unknown.png

2017-02-04 09:11:46 UTC

Suck it up pussy

2017-02-04 09:11:49 UTC

I've had worse

2017-02-04 09:12:02 UTC

That's nothing

2017-02-04 09:12:13 UTC

Be happy it wasn't on your fucking face and two times bigger

2017-02-04 09:12:21 UTC

I get shit like that all the time, i just ignor it and end up with spots of blood on my sheets every morning.

2017-02-04 09:12:37 UTC

Aren't you quite the catch

2017-02-04 09:12:54 UTC

Maybe it's from your cuts on your legs from shaving

2017-02-04 09:12:59 UTC

You fucking pansy

2017-02-04 09:13:19 UTC

^

2017-02-04 09:13:21 UTC

Dont pop shit in the danger zone

2017-02-04 09:13:35 UTC

I love it when it pops so hard it just flys

2017-02-04 09:13:44 UTC

Also it just is more likely to cause scaring, its fucking stupid

2017-02-04 09:13:45 UTC

That shit slams the mirror

2017-02-04 09:14:40 UTC

It won't pop. It's been stabbed with needles from many angles, but all I get is blood and only small amounts of pus.

2017-02-04 09:14:41 UTC

I hope you are that one guy who actually gets killed by that shit, would serve you right.

2017-02-04 09:14:44 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/277366323657310208/image.jpg

2017-02-04 09:14:45 UTC
2017-02-04 09:14:47 UTC

Opinions

2017-02-04 09:14:53 UTC

Foot tall sculpture

2017-02-04 09:14:56 UTC

I may buy

2017-02-04 09:15:17 UTC

Well not sculpture

2017-02-04 09:15:24 UTC

Art piece

2017-02-04 09:15:36 UTC

Buy or no buy

2017-02-04 09:16:05 UTC

Idk, I don't have an opinion as I don't usually collect art.

2017-02-04 09:16:09 UTC

Because I'm not a faggot.

2017-02-04 09:16:15 UTC

😉

2017-02-04 09:16:27 UTC

);

2017-02-04 09:16:36 UTC

Jk, I wouldn't mind owning a few figures here and there.

2017-02-04 09:17:06 UTC

I dont see the point. No context or anything. Spend your money on anime figure with removable skirts instead.

2017-02-04 09:17:30 UTC

Cigarette smoking cigarette

2017-02-04 09:17:31 UTC

I want those Play Arts Metal Gear figures, but Vash12349 told me they sucked as they don't stand right and get bent easily.

2017-02-04 09:17:36 UTC

What is there not to get

2017-02-04 09:17:57 UTC

Ay girl, are you a cigarette?

2017-02-04 09:18:01 UTC

Cause you got a hot butt.

2017-02-04 09:18:03 UTC

I don't like it

2017-02-04 09:18:06 UTC

Aye girl

2017-02-04 09:18:11 UTC

R u a cigarette

2017-02-04 09:18:12 UTC

I dont like anything

2017-02-04 09:18:18 UTC

Cause I'm trying to grip your tits

2017-02-04 09:18:30 UTC

);

2017-02-04 09:18:49 UTC

Ok chaos

2017-02-04 09:19:41 UTC

You ever just get so mad you wanna vomit everywhere

2017-02-04 09:19:53 UTC

Just fucking vomit

2017-02-04 09:20:11 UTC

You ever try biting into a potato and realise its a lemon?

2017-02-04 09:20:35 UTC

Icantsayihave.jpg

2017-02-04 09:22:00 UTC

I had a potato just the other hour ago.

2017-02-04 09:22:11 UTC

Do any of you have the link to the website where rogue works as a cam girl? I need new blackmail material.

2017-02-04 09:22:35 UTC

is that what you call it?

2017-02-04 09:22:42 UTC

Yes

2017-02-04 09:22:44 UTC

Homu just calls it work

2017-02-04 09:22:46 UTC

It was baked so good, I just cut a vent into it, squeezed it softly, and all of it's insides came out.

2017-02-04 09:23:02 UTC

*nudge nudge wink wink* say no more say no more

2017-02-04 09:23:27 UTC

@Sexy Zombie Roo sounds like peasants food

2017-02-04 09:23:47 UTC

Well. It **is** a potato.

2017-02-04 09:24:01 UTC

I ate ramen and a digiorno pizza

2017-02-04 09:24:12 UTC

Beef ramen

2017-02-04 09:24:16 UTC

The pizza was supreme

2017-02-04 09:24:18 UTC

oh my god you poor boy

2017-02-04 09:24:32 UTC

I always picture peasants eating potatos.

2017-02-04 09:24:32 UTC

I luv ramen

2017-02-04 09:24:49 UTC

I didn't realise you guys lived in such poverty

2017-02-04 09:24:54 UTC

I bet chaos eats caviar like a fucking beta cuck

2017-02-04 09:25:19 UTC

Did not mean rouge

2017-02-04 09:25:29 UTC

My brother brought home supreme Pizza Hut pizza. But I don't like their supreme. And it wasn't thin crust.

2017-02-04 09:25:53 UTC

"think crust."

God damn.

2017-02-04 09:26:09 UTC

I'm actually about to go buy myself nachos, equally peasant food.

2017-02-04 09:26:26 UTC

If you're getting pizza from Pizza Hut you gotta get stuffed crust

2017-02-04 09:26:27 UTC

*Mexican Peasant.

2017-02-04 09:26:28 UTC

Come on

2017-02-04 09:26:32 UTC

That's a fucking given

2017-02-04 09:26:47 UTC

Stuffed

2017-02-04 09:26:49 UTC

Crust

2017-02-04 09:26:51 UTC

The man who sold the world

2017-02-04 09:26:53 UTC

Isnt it

2017-02-04 09:26:57 UTC

I feel like they put more sauce on the ones that aren't thin crust.

2017-02-04 09:27:04 UTC

What is this man saying

2017-02-04 09:27:21 UTC

-_-

2017-02-04 09:27:25 UTC

I don't like pizza

2017-02-04 09:27:29 UTC

Bruh

2017-02-04 09:27:42 UTC

Lol

2017-02-04 09:27:45 UTC

Kill me

2017-02-04 09:27:51 UTC

I love you rouge

2017-02-04 09:27:53 UTC

I'm picky with my pizza.

2017-02-04 09:27:55 UTC

I'm deceased

2017-02-04 09:28:04 UTC

I mean the pizza from lucios is pretty good

2017-02-04 09:28:04 UTC

Lel

2017-02-04 09:28:17 UTC

But that is high end shit

2017-02-04 09:28:24 UTC

Chicken tendies with hunny musteeds

2017-02-04 09:28:38 UTC

It's a pizza place near me

2017-02-04 09:28:48 UTC

One of the best in sydney

2017-02-04 09:28:53 UTC

You mean Lucifer

2017-02-04 09:29:12 UTC

I mean based on ratings and reviews and shit

2017-02-04 09:29:38 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/277370072064983040/image.jpg

2017-02-04 09:29:38 UTC

This is real food

2017-02-04 09:29:45 UTC

gordan ramseys restaurant for instance is better than kfc, if you say otherwise go fuck yourself

2017-02-04 09:29:53 UTC

Caso fundito bb grill

2017-02-04 09:29:56 UTC

Nah I'm serious

2017-02-04 09:29:58 UTC

It's really good

2017-02-04 09:30:05 UTC

Looks like shit but tastes awesome

2017-02-04 09:30:14 UTC

Go fuck yourself with a rusty knife dipped in battery acid

2017-02-04 09:30:24 UTC

It's like a cheese beef dip for chips

2017-02-04 09:30:34 UTC

But one day my best friend and I went to the gas station. I was about to get out to go in to buy us some gas and a couple packs of cigarettes. But then he said he'll go in instead.

Turns out he went in to get me a surprise, cause god damn. He came out with two pizzas. Mine was a thin crust chicken pizza.

It was my first time having chicken pizza. It was also my first time having gas station pizza. But dear lordy oh lord, it was great.

2017-02-04 09:30:36 UTC

a steak knife also, so the ride isn't smooth

2017-02-04 09:30:44 UTC

Kunk ink

2017-02-04 09:30:54 UTC

Funk stink

2017-02-04 09:31:03 UTC

don't make fun of rogues spelling

2017-02-04 09:31:03 UTC

Fuck sink

2017-02-04 09:31:06 UTC

it's not nice

2017-02-04 09:31:12 UTC

Order me a fuck sink

2017-02-04 09:31:15 UTC

he can't help his retardation

2017-02-04 09:31:23 UTC

Lmao

2017-02-04 09:31:28 UTC

I'm pissing

2017-02-04 09:31:41 UTC

Whenever anyone says Hunk, all I can think of is Hunk from Resident Evil.

2017-02-04 09:31:49 UTC

I think of you roo

2017-02-04 09:31:58 UTC

Caesar

2017-02-04 09:32:04 UTC

Chaos dressing

2017-02-04 09:32:10 UTC

Chicken chaos salad

2017-02-04 09:32:27 UTC

I just googled Hunk to grab a screenshot of Hunk from Resident Evil.

I got actual hunks instead.

2017-02-04 09:32:41 UTC

I'm the skat man

2017-02-04 09:32:54 UTC

Bebebebebebabodapo

2017-02-04 09:33:11 UTC

I put ranch on everything I eat

2017-02-04 09:33:11 UTC

hey rogue, your diet is shit

2017-02-04 09:33:14 UTC

Everything

2017-02-04 09:33:15 UTC

eat better

2017-02-04 09:33:21 UTC

Mines horrible

2017-02-04 09:33:27 UTC

I haven't had a decent shit in weeks

2017-02-04 09:33:31 UTC

I gotta eat better

2017-02-04 09:33:58 UTC

@Drowzy We get a pass on our diets as we are American. It's required from us to have a shit diet.

2017-02-04 09:34:06 UTC

(:

2017-02-04 09:34:15 UTC

yea its just an expectation

2017-02-04 09:34:23 UTC

at this point

2017-02-04 09:34:26 UTC

We do have better food tho

2017-02-04 09:34:31 UTC

We are god tier

2017-02-04 09:34:41 UTC

Red Lobster?

2017-02-04 09:34:42 UTC

literally every product sold in america has added sugar

2017-02-04 09:34:48 UTC

Fucking Wendy's

2017-02-04 09:35:02 UTC

OLIVE GARDEN

2017-02-04 09:35:03 UTC

like you fuckers probably have added sugar in your fucking vegetable isle

2017-02-04 09:35:07 UTC

if you even have one

2017-02-04 09:35:09 UTC

Hell, I put sugar into my already sweetened tea.

2017-02-04 09:35:10 UTC

TRADER FUCKIG JOES

2017-02-04 09:35:17 UTC

CRACKER BARREL

2017-02-04 09:35:35 UTC

FUCKING BURGEYKANG

2017-02-04 09:35:45 UTC

Ikkkkkkk

2017-02-04 09:35:50 UTC

rogue

2017-02-04 09:35:54 UTC

your diet is shit

2017-02-04 09:35:56 UTC

eat better

2017-02-04 09:35:59 UTC

Chassssss

2017-02-04 09:36:06 UTC

The South Americans are polite, too. They just have a hard time speaking English.

2017-02-04 09:36:31 UTC

I need me a cute girl mayne

2017-02-04 09:36:37 UTC

I think I like one of my best friends

2017-02-04 09:36:42 UTC

fuck her

2017-02-04 09:36:44 UTC

But idk if I'm boutta try anything

2017-02-04 09:36:51 UTC

She's homie tho

2017-02-04 09:36:52 UTC

try something

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