yeah a video projector

a "pocket" one

I didn't want to pause my serie

oh

shit

nice

i want one

xD

so I went to the bathroom with it, and forgot it was there for a while

it's not a great one, it's a 720p pocket projector

still, it's better than nothing

if you want to be lazy to another level, buy one

oooh

I sometimes lean on my bed a project on my ceiling

720

thats what i play everything on

lmao

Same

Until my mac died

I have another big one, this one is just to bring at work etc

it's small

*sigh*

ohhh fuck me

my back

xD

https://www.amazon.com/Sony-Portable-Projector-Connectivity-MPCL1/dp/B015CCT1XW

that's the one I got

❤ now i can have my lesbian turbo on the big screen woo

it's not a new model but well, works fine

holy shit

is that

nsfw

i keep forgetting

It's not nsfw unless you see the lewds

ALSO JESUS CHRIST

I CANT AFFORD 400 BUCKS

Same

is that anything like

<$100

it's actually pretty cheap since it's a laser lamp

it last for around 30k hours

there's some stuff under $100 yeah

but most likely 480p dlp lamps

480 is fine

im not a graphics whore

if you're sensible to rainbow effect, I suggest you don't buy them

sensible?

try to check out what's rainbow effect on a dlp projector

is it like

that effect that makes it seem like an old tv basically?

it makes some people sick and put strains on their eyes a lot

I don't wanna strain my eyes anymore

I really need glasses already

honestly

if a 2ds screen hasnt strained my eyes

yeah, that's why I said to not buy it unless you're sure that you're not sensible to that effect

i doubt anything will

The 3D on the 3ds hurts my eyes a little

It also wastes battery so i never use it

yknow

thats why i got a 2ds

glasses

i had a 3ds but its like

i never used 3d

so

wtf

no contacts

?

I'm too much of a pussy for contacts

And they're expensive

if i ever need glasses

im getting lazer surgery

end of story

Glasses are alright

I don't get why people hate them

i wear sunglassses

while drivin

thats bout it

I never wear sunglasses

well u have real ones so you cant

unless you either get them perscription

or the clip on type

or the ones that change

I don't have real ones

real glasses

you already wear glasses

once i save enough

im getting lasik

and shit

i like how glasses look on me but i hate needing them

my roomate had lasik

said it was the best thing he ever did

so far i have 20/20

so yea

I think glasses look cute on people

Except me 😎

let me see you

Maybe

wanna see me? xD

I'll add it to my collection 😉

there i am

I still think Homu was right

about?

Check the pinned messages

oh piss off

lmao

awk selfie

Nice beard

I'm fuckin jealous

you and your beard fetish

Grow a beard you homo

Beards are life

beards are shit

u

go fuck yourself homu. you rather I look like robert downey jr or a white micheal jackson?

Homu secretly wants a dwarf beard

You are

Like your beard

@Daru the Super Hacker I'd rather you look anywhere but in my direction first and foremost

Wow

I came here to have fun

and I honestly feel so attackted

homu grows on you

^

Homu insults you because he cares about you

@Homu H. Ily as much as i love shit

No

Then I guess you must eat shit by the shovel loads

That's not how it was meant to be

I hate you guys

hah!

we hate you too

dont worry

im going to find you

and hate fuck you

I sent ozzy my address

till your eyes bleed

omfg

pls

nothing about addeesses

seriously

He said he was gonna come to my door

oh shit

im banned

from ozzys server

i blocked him

lol

Neat

so

what is like, legit talk, wrong eith ozzy? he just a troll?

yes

worlds biggest troll

noting that comes out of his mouth is serious

i dont think he can be serious

iv never met anyone like him

I wonder

has anyone ever dicked the great ozzy

yes

the great futa

or not so great

Futa is the fucking worst

futa is worse than ozzt

ozzy

is ozzy is cancer futa is the fucking black death

if*

Imagine ozzy with the biggest fucking ego ever

did I met futa ? can't remember...

at least, I never met someone worse than ozzy

wow

anyone watch the renevant?

fuck m

me

its intense

yes they all dies at the end

um

what the ell have I started

this has been going on

long before

you

lol

Kirk doesn't like chicks with dicks

who said that??

You didn't deny it

kirk if you like dick...well...newsflash. I have one

so

yknow

it aint gonna suck itself

It could

In the future

yes but

your too manly for me

wow kirk's gay ?

you could have told me

who said that?

ok random meme idk what I got but ok

Hot

im not gay

UH

You're missing out kirk

I LIKE HOW WE TALK ABOUT FUTAS AND I POST A FUTA MEME

AT RANDOM

HOLY SHIT

i have no preference

if its hot

i fuck it

Fuck yourself ;)

and do you mind being fucked ?

yes

too bad... you could have been a fellow french citizen...

it's a prerequiste to get the nationality

why am I horny now

this is weird

Kirk does that to you

Gosh darn

Kirk lemme stick it in for a few seconds or something xP

your not feminin enough

and what about me ?

I can shave if that's what you need to get off

to tall

"too tall"

we're all horny 14 year olds rn omg

Jesus kirk

come on, everybody is the same size on 4

have you seen towelie?

hes like 6'7

fuck that

ooh kirk...please...let me at least kiss ya x3

and im 5-10

lol i'm 6'6

am I short enough

close enough

6'6 is god tier

Go into the clouds you giant

heheh

uh

dunno why but my ears are buzzing, some midget might be talking about me

😠

im not a midjet you ...you...uh

I can't hear you from above, talk louder or use a stepladder already

I'll beat u up

mrgh...sleepy

no please, hit in the shinbones hurts

😡

only i know what towelie lookslike

iv seen him

old and young

lol

you can keep calling me Towelie you know