no

never

i recognise no lord

k

kk

kirk get OW

Dammit

it might as well be

do you have facebook?

can we be facebook friends?!?!?!?!?!

is my name futa?

i dont do shit like that

done

roo is my facebook friend

lol

lol

shut up u fags

wot

theres a foot of snow where i am

and its below freezeing

there's no snow here

dude it's fucking 12 am

how do you have a sun

well stop bitching about the heat

what is a sun

you could be where i am

no i couldnt

the sun set at fucking 4:16 in the afternoon today

4:16 PM

was sunset

it rose at like 6:45 AM

so at 3:16

we have like no sunlight right now

i feel like its dark out 24/7

you are 1 hour ahead

yee

...

fags

how cold does it get there

like whats ur coldest time of year

whats your lowest temp

does it snow?

i've never seen snow

how's snow?

how does it feel

how does it taste?

like

really pure ice

oh

put some bottle water in the freezer,then put the ice cubes in the blender

walla,snow

it tastes like

kinda out-dorsey

i cant describe it

out-dorsey horsey

have you eaten horse meat?

nope

but i've eaten rabbit meat

tastes like fucking chicken

tastes gamey

like venison

lol

then put a snowboard behind your spike

spine

it will keep it straight

well,dont snowboard in unsafe places

its only dangerous if you hit a rock or tree

skiiers are the worst

smaller lifts?

smaller slopes

That's very hard to visualize.

I'm thinking it is just a bump in the road that doesn't fuck you up

oh

well, kirk's description was not accurate

but why were you going through where the lift rail was?

yes

you're still going through a constantly moving number of lifts

oh so you were on the lift

I thought you were snowboarding and hit the guy

yes, before I knew what you ment

yes u can

so JUST DO IT

gravity sucks dick

@Null your most recent nickname was a request

why did you get upset

the least that would've happened is your seat would have brushed against his

no?

the carpet muncher one

was a request

Why would you munch carpet

That's gross

@Null but tracers gay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGPMijwlWYw

I played hockey once

And I held my stick wrong and someone else went face first into it

He was my teachers son

go eat a mistletoe

Sure

did you do it yet?

Yes