Legalize Crystal Smith

bitches love joe camel

<:soy:415618830056947732> <:soy:415618830056947732> <:soy:415618830056947732>

RetroWaVE

Grease

gotta admdmit he's pretty badass

Porn 😎

We need the Marlboro man back

BOOMER

Kek

I made ur mum cheat on ur dad

<:soy:415618830056947732>

If you kids only knew how good things use to be

<:pepegun:328556579467165696> Boomer spotted

they'd know the nightmare today truly is

Yeah because dial up Internet and cellphones the size of a brick were so great

yeah they were the shit

nokia with the snake game

sheeeeeeeeeet

i had star tac tho

it didn't have shit

you'll never know the thrill of the hunt for dial up porn

Why is @MI6 muted

where a picture is revealed slowly, line by line

sheeet used to download them off bbs

!unmute @MI6

MI6#0018 (409208371670024192) is now unmuted! <:THUMBSUP6:403560443345371137>

Yeah

I just raped

good old bbs

What did you say/do?

I actually have no idea

@f-star yeah but it was impossible to know what you were gonna get

🤔

thrill of the hunt

@f-star why was I muted again

?

because u gay

kill him

idk

thrice mute him

Why

For my entertainment you fucking troglodyte

@pumpersmunk yo Canada’s cool bro

Ok

I AM THE MACHINE

Mac hine

!tempmute @pumpersmunk 1m test

pumpersmunk#4620 (270714916246257665) is muted for **1 minute** because of '**test**', boss.

!unmute @pumpersmunk

pumpersmunk#4620 (270714916246257665) is now unmuted! <:THUMBSUP6:403560443345371137>

tfw you misspell big as nig

Give machine vodka you have good time

.mute @Dank 1 mod abuse

<:dynoSuccess:314691591484866560> ***DankyWanky#9035 was muted***

<:dynoError:314691684455809024> I can't unmute DankyWanky#9035, they aren't muted.

.unmute @Dank

Wow bro

Wow

@Frost are you still in Shadbase?

Yes

@Frost Can you invite me? <:mlady:280808879204597762>

Also, Kirk is wrong! Frost is a 42 year old man with a wife and kids, not a girl.

<:kirk:448919445231108116>

https://twitter.com/csgo_dev/status/1071929052963852288

what tefuck

valve specializes in disappointing everybody

they must have an entire team dedicated to developing strategies for maximum disappointment

<:laff:387622602111320065>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_X4hOnV63s

u mother fucker

What

I see how it is

@MrDesu not all haven troopers are girls

Not even half

So I hope you havent been orbiting to hard

*** This is ground control do you come in Captain Kirk over ***

What's the heaven trooper role even for then?

Girls and gays?

*** Do you come in I repeat do you come in Captain Kirk we see you orbiting trix Right now ***

post the best sammy hyde funnies

https://youtu.be/szup-a9SUrw

i like this one

where he assaults his mom

Give me those cookies

i wonder what life is like with sam

sounds like hell

You’re not going to have neighbours when I’m done with you

@Captain Kirk JT no, that was just a heads up. I don't orbit random strangers on the web. I can do that in real life if I want with real girls. <:GWragFeelsComfyMan:390321740158468096>

!slot 2000

Ya

!slot 3000

Fuck

MODS

Nsfw in general above my post

@Leaf me alone @Nadeko