I had them file the kids out of the classrooms in the gymnasium one by one yeah?
Then they were tied up there

I did that until all 300 of the children were tied up there

Then I asked for privacy and did my thing

imagine if you finished and I just fell asleep.

lol

lmao

You really did that?

then you recruited the children into your ancap army

and took over local government

it's true

^

Currently the Canadian government is worried that if they attack me it will be an international incident with the amount of children that I have employed by my military

However our economy is heavily growing

@Punished Tinker Tom do you like little boys and girls?

Or just little girls?

hm

you have big gay

or so it would seem

omg guys

omg guys

@Corvo I like kids, not in a sexual way, in a normal way my dude, like how a teacher like's their pupils or a parent loves their kids.

fucking gay

no u

big gay

damning evidence that Tom fucks kids

@Punished Tinker Tom you were just talking about raping tied up kids in a gym

CIA niggers will be at your door in 6-8 weeks

>weeks
minutes

@Corvo Sure was, because DN made a joke

entirety of the rcmp armed division is heading towards toms house rn

just a joke bro

just kidding my dude

They've been waiting a long time for this

@Double Negative My army, while it is consisted of mainly children

ohmahgod

are you that black bitch?

nigga, stop changing your name

Have i mentioned that children are terrible for frontline fighting, and are better suited for a fire support role, manning machine guns and mortars?

Even teaches them teamwork

Do you put the little black ones on the frontlines tom?

right

gonna listen to CSNY and go to bed

nighty night

Night

.yt daylight again CSN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAk8l5-biZ8

@Corvo I try not to put any on the front lines

children are good for human wave attacks

No they're not

give them a gun, point them in the enemy's general direction and promise them a candy bar

Ez army

africa does it

They dont have vigor DN

@Hransrap FUCK OFF BIG GAY

<:ancap:280811320541052940>

They dont have the drive needed to constantly rush at the enem

Do what i want

Which is why I employ them in a fire support role

their vigor comes from them not wanting to have their families executed

That breaks the NAP

I would not force the children to join my army

its ok you transported their families onto your property

so technically

its ok

They moved here

yes

willingly

SOPA DE MACACO

under threat of death

SOPA SOPA DE MACACO

SKRRT

SOPA DE MACACO

SOPA SOPA DE MACACO

HEYYY

lol

@Double Negative Why would I kill them

its to motivate them

you know how in rome

It's mostly that they should want to fight otherwise our great ancap nation will fall to the scourges of the canadian government

they would separate 10 legionaires

and have 9 beat the other 1 to death

as a teambuilding exercise

actually

barely

stfu

ever happened

i know

cuz it's retarded

legion did it in new vegas so it must be real

Ncr was worst to play for

House is best

House is the only "good" option if you want to help humanity in any way

He gives u the most caps

New Vegas Legion never reaches it's peak during game time

Post Vegas conquest Legion is when the real Empire begins

He's an old world genius with the infrastructure to actually fix humanity, which he seems to really want to do

Fuck House

The casino is just a way for him to fund a space program

Better than NCR but still kike trash

Big MT is better than House

Considering he can't actually enjoy material wealth

Whos best then?

THINK TANK

Think tank is based too

The fact that house cannot ever enjoy his wealth shows that he is dedicated to fixing the planet

>Can never enjoy wealth

>Has robot whore

yeah ok

He's only a bind

his body is useless

mind*

>Envisions a kike paradise

>Fixing the planet

ok retard

Dead money is the best dlc

What "kike" paradise are you talking about

Of both fnv and f3

New Vegas

Dead money is peak fallout storytelling

You do realize that the New Vegas was just a way for him to fund space expeditions right?

@Corvo BEGIN AGAIN

Some dude is trying to tell me that honk Pepe is a nazi symbol

He says it to you multiple times

<:honk:549122319654584320>

Prove him wrong please

>It's for the science goy

>I swear

>All the degenerate shit I do

>Also the robot whore

I-

@MrPlaid hurr media tell me meme bad

>That's for science too

What robot whore are you talking about

gotta pee

Literally

tell him what else he thinks is 'associated' with the right wing

the one guard robot

with a female face

The one who collects the snowglobes

you sell snowglobes to

You do realize he can't move any of his muscles, much less get his dick up right?

right?

@wamps I asked him why he thinks it's bad and he linked me to /r/honkler

she's literally his hoe

House fucks her with his code

this

He literally can't move at all

also

Data penis

he probably

injects himself

with drugs

Probably not

of the pee pee stimulating kind

om god

waffle with bacon and cheesy eggs

just because some people hijack memes doesn't meme the meme is bad

@wamps >Being nazi is bad

ok retard

it is!!!!

"bad"

*pee pee stimulating*

peee peeeeee

stimulaaatiniiing

druggggs

ask him why he thinks all niggers are poor

>when people think this thing can fuck anything

you'd probably get fucked by this

fucking

Def would

ultimate kike lord

His body is useless

His mind is where it's at

yeah he's useless too

Think

Tank

has better minds

tho

What do they want to do again

I forget

SCIENCE

ACTUAL

UNHINDERED

PURE

SCIENCE

Think tank is retarded

UNIT 731 DID NOTHING WRONG

SAUPS

BECAUSE IT COLLECTED

SWEET

DATA

Also

They ruined Big MT

@I change my username often Ok but they have no reason to actually help humanity

huh

House wants to get humanity into space and probably start space mining and stuff

for what reason?

humanity

literally is trash atm

So he wants to fix it

doesn't deserve any of that

needs to be whipped back in order

so Legion is the way to go

You kill the one guy that can fix it

Legion is the government Humanity deserves in Fallout

Legion promotes homosxuality

Literally a Veronica lie

she's the faggot

and faggots accuse you of being a faggot when they don't like you

Oh ok

if you don't want the Legion

Then the Enclave is the way to go.

Purge the mutants

No it's not, what have they done except for stay hidden and do nothing

Huh

>put the guys responsible of the nuclear war in charge of things again

epic

Provided humanity the means to re-attain purity

stfu

>The guy responsible for the war

>Blaming the USA for the war

guys

ok commie

it was probably one of the corporations

Vault-tec actually

uh huh

that started the war

prove me wrong

fucking launched dud (or not) missiles at both sides

Very true by anon

What happened to the Vault-Tec CEO during the war?

I dont care

Vault-Tec is shit yeah

but Mr House has given no indication that he wants anything but the best for humanity

and he's had many years to ponder how to do it

lmao

Probably the wisest person on earth

>The eternal corporate bootlicker

yeah you know who is wiser

and more

I just told you Vault Tec was shitty

people oriented

that one communist AI in a submarine

You don't want an AI in charge of humanity

yeah you don't want a disincarnated corporate limp either

unless you want your society to turn into a literal ancap meme

Then let him lay the groundworks for a better future for humanity