who made those religions

security guard

tell u bout the buddha

yes

the buddha was fasting in the tradition of the yogins he was with

he sat under a tree and would take no sustanence except the water that fell in his mouth from the rain

he thought he had to renounce everything material to achive the immaterial

he grew emaciated

damn

thats how he looked?

the one in hawaii temple i went to had a big belly

yes

buddha wasn't a fat chink

@bvrgr🍔 not really a temple

just a protip

just a gong

yeah

and a pond

he was probly a pretty fit indian guy

and some incense

i went to that one gordon

you know what i'm talking about

considering he didn't eat much and walked around allt he time

yea

i do

he was nobility

had to take off my shoes

probably very handsome

it has lots of ducks

aryan man

and a few chickens

and koi

children settle down

ducks eating from my hand

they were so cute

let us recall the tale of the buddha as he discovers the middle way

shakti settle down dont get triggered tonight ok

you're the one who asked me gordon

yes

i did

this is an excellend convo

im listening now

i'm out here telling you stories about your peoples' religion

i read up

okay

lets go

so

the buddha became emaciated

im not a nigger im willing to listen

good

me too

i promise

is that when he spread the word of buddhism?

no this is right before he attained samyaksambuddhahood

under the bodhi tree

samywaddafuk?

enlightenment

he was under the illusion that he needed to deprive his body and senses of every stimuli in order to tap into some strange conception of enlightenment that had no ties to the body or mind and was just out there somewhere

so he hears a lute player tuning his lute

too tight and the lute makes the wrong tone

too loose and it also sounds off

that makes really good sense, depriving yourself of gluttonous stimuli

only when the lute was tuned perfectly in the middle

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but

then the lute would give off the perfect note

the buddha realized the meaning

a farm girl comes and asks him if he wants some rice because she is compassionate to him and he has endured all of this suffering

he realizes the middle way

he takes the rice and eats it

the middle way?

his 5 disciples leave him out of disgust because they haven't understood what he realized

third position

the harmony of opposites

ah

so like mullatos?

so like mulattos?

nah this is psychological

there's no harmony between a chicken who gets eaten by a fox

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that was the joke

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