why do you live in that state?

leave that state

the meth craziness goes hand in hand with the schizo craziness

meh

that state is so bad

I want to be an LEO

rack up some money being a sheriff deputy then i'll go to texas and really flex on criminals

dude who used to do security at the store I work at went from security to LEO in about a year

if you got the heart to stay at a tough post lmao

he was a cashier at the same store before that

same

if you got the heart it just becomes second nature

then the chicago PD came and said they heard he was doing a good job and asked if he wanted to be a cop

wow damn

that's some mad respecc by the PD

i've only been an s/o for half a year

but i'm like lmfao my post is insane

only about a year as security at my store

i've seen everything

i have nothing left to be afraid of

in that time he was stabbed on two separate occasions and had a knee dropped on his neck to where he blacked out

god damn

when I walk up to enforce on someone I always assess whether I need to have my baton ready on zap mode

i walked up on a drug deal last night

lol our guy had handcuffs and that's it

two cars bunch of kids and an older nog who got ditched by the little white kids who got scared when I rolled up on them

i told the black dude aahahha yooo why ur friends being so scary

lol yeah i have cuffs pepper spray and my stun baton flashlight

i've almost been in a few knife vs. baton fights but i'm 6'8" nobody seems to want to fight with me

I love it man being the dude with a badge enforcing law it feels fucking good

you gotta be careful as a cop these days though

it's not like it used to be in most places

bodycams, strict rules, lawsuits, etc.

my grandpa used to be a cop and he was suspended only twice

on one occasion for shooting the door handle off of someone's car when they refused to open it, and on another occasion for eating a man's drivers' license

the drivers' licenses were just paper back then

my only worry is me trying to be a good deputy/cop and being pushed out for not being corrupt

I have met a lot of cops

there are a lot who are just good guys trying to do the right thing

and all the other ones are colossal power tripping god complex honorary boomer assholes

yeah guards have the same problem

i'm very well balanced i would be a good cop

i would wanna be an ice agent

lol ey that's fun too

because fuck illegal spics

same

reason i asked if you were gonna be up is cuz i'm bout to go outside and we could voice chat for a sec about religion but if you gona sleep we could do it later

every time I have occasion to check the ID of someone who can't speak English at my store, or they write a check with the address, or something like that, I remember it, write it down later, and eventually when the list gets long enough I'm gonna send it to ICE

nah I can't VC right now anyway

aite

I do like talking about religion though

well the differences between christianity and MAHAYANA at least are fucking negligible at best

eh

honestly

not even that much difference at all

I view Jesus as Quan Yin

Avalokitesvara

God who manifests forever to save souls

we have some differences but the basic tenants and ideas are more similar than not

Well tomorrow we can go over specific tenets and compare them to each other.

sure

i'm bout to grab my baton and patrol the house

Also for the record sometimes I can come off as dismissive or offended, I'm told.

But really it's almost impossible to offend me.

imma go flex on this faggot

yeah same 10 years of meditation my emotions are controlled

And I don't mean to sound dismissive, I genuinely enjoy discussing religion.

Alright, go flex.

I'm gonna see if I can use the music bot now that I'm security.

Oh also fun fact: at the concil of Nicaea, St. Nicholas (Santa) punched a guy in the face over the question of the Arian heresy.

as a student of mahayana we probly have more in common than you do with the arians

possibly

the arians are memers

also, the music bots in all these servers are retarded

either muted or inaccessible

unfortunate because I enjoy queuing up songs with people

seeing that we see the Buddha the same way you see Christ with very minor differences definitely we have more in common with you than Arians

You have multiple incarnations of Buddha though, no?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qtn6D_Z_EuM

Epic

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/484793716733771807/503664759007084565/FB_IMG_1540152840512.jpg

https://youtu.be/ZLULcU3lwx8

Excuse me what?