its great

shuddup

lol

i like it

>tfw driving my mum to an appointment and turn on the shoah on tuesday
>sven announces eli and i said "oh shit, its my bud"

mom looks at me in fear

so she's familiar with the daily holocaust but just not with you having friends

rekt

i dont think she realizes its not just shit i listen to

but that was good

either way

that you go out and harass kikes

only 1

so far

don't include your mom in the count

we are about to see some serious jewish shit

https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/847829375907246080

omg i'm saying boers as bweerz now

why are you saying boers at work

lolol

@northern_confederate nah its some jewish jigger rapper who was fucking a black girl that i was supervising

Wtf wasn't the whole Flynn thing fake news

Don't harass jews that mix with naggers

he liked to practice his nigger dancing and disappear during work

wyatt, blackpill me on the flynn situation

WHAT ARE YOU DOING WOMAN

lol

I SAID SOMETHING FUNNY

LAUGH GODDAMMIT

oh it was a joke

sorry

wasn't that funny

I didn't even realize it was a joke

people say redpill me on x

lolol

reeeee

one more bad joke and you're staying in the treehouse

nooooo

i want the cute place

i cant believe i spent money on a fucking smartphone app

who needs a 23andme when i already know im a jew

it's ok just await the sweet release of death

I used to spend $15 a year on an app to stream luckswing

wtf is that

oh wait nvm this isnt my first

i paid for pushbullet

>not knowing 2000s /sp/ memes
baseball

ohhh lol

omg baseball starts soon

https://youtu.be/x4QXBK_tEjE

who is this semen demon

is she related to my future wife

sinead

i question your taste in women

dont

>implying i have taste

fug I forgot my lunch

smh

in before I get home and my mom has eaten all the chicken leaving a bowl of broccoli and rice

you should feed your mom better

there's 3 pounds of chicken in the freezer she's a lazy neet

lol

i didnt know you were a fellow /goodson/

hopefully not for too much longer but yeah

i feel ya

i'm a /brokemillenialwhocantaffordtoliveonmyown/

hey nanners remember when you told me about your student loans and I almost died laughing

lolol yes

i had a dream you disowned me

HOW MUCH

TELL ME

so i checked my phone hoping i didn't have a fug you text

lol no

cmon it cant be that bad

i own a house :3

6,000,000

wew

it's more than my dad bought our house for

pm me if you dont want it public

ill tell you mine

I hate posting about roof but this is pretty funny

https://twitter.com/AP/status/847833699488018432

lol good trolling opp

Tfw I piss off my best internet friend because of a stupid argument of verbiage

:(

@wyatt

why didnt anyone tell me i could get paid for this wtf

im not even mad

u got rekt cunt

what's an erp

erotic roleplay

wew

pizza or sub

oops meant to post that in my food fetishist discord

🤔🤔🤔🤔

Wyatt

Dont be mad bro

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/847795892782608384