What a *shit!*

Not even Voldemort would donate to his Patreon

It's the second string one punch man artist. The original is far superior

Y'know who would make a great Voldemort?

Very little makeup required?

Ann Coulter.

She's my girl, dawg

Thats Mean! don't say that about Voldemort, he doesn't deserve that.

Y'know how Snape could've won the day if he was really thinking about it.

Bring a Mandrake to the big evil meeting and uproot it.

With earplugs.

Done. Everyone's dead.

<https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBKXu3Kg4yg>

Pretty sure the death eater equivalent of the TSA wouldve stopped that

Sir no mandrake over 3 ounces

What if Voldemort just bought a gun?

And it must be in a bag

"I have magic glaucoma."

"Also I was in Diehard."

Sir I dont care, our dark master says no more than 3 ounces of mandrake per person in the meeting

"Snape, have you seen this muggle film? Look at the villain."

'--Whoa holy shit. It's uncanny"

What if Voldemort just had someone wait outside harry's potions class with a kitchen knife?

Could you imagine magicians with guns

teriffying

Here's something we know about mass murderers NOW that would've been good to apply to Voldemort.

Hitler loved Snow White. Stalin loved Cowboy Films. Osama bin Laden watched Advent Children and Resident Evil's CG films.

Voldemort in his goofy fetal form probably watched a lot of early 90s anime.

Oh lord

What else did he have to pass the time?

He's a GOOFY FETAL THING

[Fictional character] would agree with [my position] in [debate topic]

Nothing but time on his hands.

Imagine him watching Utena or Outlaw Star

He might've liked Outlaw Star and cheered for the space pirates, yeah.

"Pagawasonfa pagawasonfa"

Didn't voldemort spend his early childhood as a muggle? He would have totally known about tech based weaponry and how effective it is. Wizards are arrogant and don't know shit about tech. They're shut off from the world. He should've used a gun

"oh no harry you shot my wand out of my hand what will I do"
"oh yeah I know the strongest spell: gun"

There's no defense against the muggle arts class

👌

"Here Harry Catch!" (Tosses Grenade)

The thing is that Harry would be one of the few wizards to know what a grenade is

So it would've actually made him a valuable asset besides just being 'the chosen one'

Accio m16

m16 with an underbarrel wand

This is what i call an inspired crime

https://www.wfla.com/news/local-news/thieves-steal-truck-filled-with-98-000-worth-of-ramen-noodles/1372505947

🤔

Well they won't go hungry for a while

wait

can $98K of ramen fit in one truck

A big truck

even a semi truck

full of ramen

is probably not enough to hold 98K

I could be wrong

probably am wrong

I have no idea lol

Can be big truck

Double trailers

ok

so lets calculate this

a 24 pack of ramen

is $11.00

and thats 15.2x9.25x4.2 inches

590 cubic inches

sorry am american going ot use freedom unites

Booooooo

Seems i triggered lotherons autism and now we have mathematical problem to solve lmao

Also damn monkey

a 53 foot semi trailer is 3816 ft^3

Use metric system

😔

no

fu

Stupid bongs and burgers

Living in caves

😔

Not measuring like mdern ppl

590 in^3 is .34 ft ^3

11224 24 packs of ramen

@zutt remember the nukes were built in Imperial Measurements

and that's with nothing else

If a truck carrying 98k in instant ramen is heading from Atlanta to Kansas City at 80 mph

ok

80 mph is pretty fast lol

so a truck full of retail priced ramen

is $122,112 dollars

So 98k makes sense

yup

that's a lot of fucking ramen

So it was legit lol

Because you're going to have empty space in the trailer

yup

that's 0 space for air

I figure 5-10% for other items

Still not as good as the great amiibo heist

pallets, space between pallets

Still a big truck man of Ramin man