There he goes, still.

I thought it was funny

If I'm not funny, NOBODY is. Not even Amy Schumer.

Guys why is surgeons rape of ME, is not front page news. I literally have nothing to gain and no one is talking about me. He whipped me with his pink sock. Not cool

🤔

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Anyway.

My vagina.

🇩🇪 🚿 🔥 ✡ 💔

Exactly.

@xorgy that's so fucking deep

💩 😋 🙏 🍴 👌

🚿

That's so deep, I can see Lena Dunham's vagina.

💠

Take that.

"Eat shit white supermacists" that's awe inspiring @xorgy

You can have my go fund me

🔨 🍻 😈 🔺

I hate racists. Racists are damn niggers.

Smash the patriarchy, Gamers rise up, brilliant @xorgy

💯 🤙 🤜 🤛 🤝 💯

👅 👧

That's Lena Dunham with her little sister.

:- \

@xorgy burt from sesamy street

https://youtu.be/MucY5wRYByU

god, my mom loves amy schumer

This is among my five top favourite songs.

lol

Reeses puffs Reeses puffs eatem up eatem up

Did you tell your mom that Amy Schumer is just one person?

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Lmfao

prays for irony

Man they're just so boring now.

I've seen all this before.

That's not irony

Can't tell whether legitimate social justice cause, or parody of my moral inadequacy.

Its legit

I'm too depressed.

I'll start a Go Fund Me and cut myself on Facebook livestream.

Oh man Bitchute is so much better than youtube.

I can skip to any part of the video and there's no buffering.

Hmm ...

@Undead Mockingbird every 30 bucks do another cut, you'll make a killing

Depends on your peer count.

@tmg copper lol

@Scribblehatch Well, that's because it downloads the whole thing before you get a chance to seek.

i see what you did there

I know.

Hmm? I don't think that's so ...

consumer-friendly as hecc

It might not get them in order and buffering can be pretty bad.

If you don't have peers, it can't really load them faster than the seed.

I wish everyone but me were dead.

javascript:magnet = $("a[data-original-title='Magnet Link']")[0].href; regex = /&as=([^\&]*)/; window.open(regex.exec(magnet)[1]);

sounds terrible

for you

is that jQ OwO

Run that on a BitChute page to get to the video seed.

But, don't overdo it.

Won't be doin that.

I have trouble with buffering sometimes. I'm glad you have such a good connection.

Well, you don't need to then.

I'll check out BitChute. Maybe they changed something.

Would be nice.

so how does this work

bitchute

Going to the site will show you faster than we can tell you.

oh crap. wait, it does seem faster now

https://www.bitchute.com/video/7iQSfsp8W0El/

You're essentially downloading everything you watch.

You can see the progress of the download.

the search feature doesnt work

The search feature so far sucks.

rip

Yes, serach has been bad.

I use google to find videos and channels on bitchute so far.

I can't find my channel, even if I type in the full name.

But it's bound to get better.

The point is that the core idea works.

Yes, it has been for a while.

Maybe they added another seed CDN.

There used to be just one for most videos.

is the little eye people who are watching right now?

I don't know, fish.

It's time to cry myself to sleep.

i can't seem to load a single video

That just happened for me as well.

Odd.

suddenly works lmao

It's a bit buggy so far but hey. This is how badly youtube has futzed up.

We're patient for shit like this.

Well ... that's been the behavior for me.

It depends on your peer count.

It's web torrent.

That's why I had the seed script, not to ruin their site.

It's also nice that they have Disqus. It's not the best, but far better than YT.