The Promised Land

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@The Right Ham Man | Ham Mafia | , fuck Clarrisa

Ive got a gun

Trump for life <:2367059b73368c990a2817fe0cb3bd77:433116455496581143>

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible, but it went wrong. The machine they were using went wrong. She sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week, on the day of her death, she returns to the person that reads this letter
On a Monday night at 12:00 a.m., she creeps into your room and kills you slowly by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now, send this to ten other discords and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. Apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten discords in the next ten minutes, you will have the best day of your life tomorrow. You will either get kissed or asked out. If you break this chain, you will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. In 53 minutes someone will say "I love you", or "I'm so

*shrugs and moves on*

thIs sHit aInt ReaL

xd

I'm surprised walker believed it

I have nothing else better to do

same

And obviously it’s not real

*says after being told*

jk

I ain’t dumb nor gullible

;-;

true

*are you sure about that*

;-;

im kidding

*dies*

😂

I’m not kidding

;-;

I've been friends with this person for....... a year..?

g4u m8

Wheat!

?

WHEET

so I know that she aint soo

whet

WHT

weed?

dang

You beat me to it

Whet

:>>>

Wait geb were you talking about me?

I'm a trump supporter

yes he was

In other news... I think I'm being catfished... Any suggestions on how to make it funny?

What makes you think that it’s a catfish

Romantic advances and an alias

But it could be the woman of your dreams

In which case she would be unaffected by me assuming she's a catfish....

Sooooo?

Not if you scare her off by dismissing her advances as disingenuous

Well you see she magically acquired my personal gmail address and used that to hangouts me. I'd think if she were that interested, me having wonky assumptions should not put her off... And what if my "dream girl" were someone unaffected by wonky assumptions eh?

Nice

nice?

Well in an instance that you are pulling or just getting catfished why not just believe it's real

Eh?

Point is you should marry her just to be on the safe side

Exactly

😂

*healthy advice intensifies*

What’s the worst that could happen? Yolo and all that

Well she could be a 57 year old man from Thailand...

Exotic

😐

boi nyet

Or she can be a cutie

indeed

Doesn’t get more qt than 57 years old Thai men

the horror

hm fancy more people

hec

fek

@Deleted User Welcome the right wing m8

hey

not much of an active talker I see

I am!

o rly?

Yes

prove it

. . . . Talk

ur skills are remarkable

Nuff said..

Mhmm

so ur a republican, telll me about that

That's how I know I'm a republican

You have any republican friends?

Comet my grandma xd

we are very considerate of veterans

did your grandma serve in Vietnam?

No

shame

Indeed

want to know a fun fact

we hit 75 members today

Wow a big one

right wing is growing, trump is becoming more powerful

and liberal scum will perish @Hayato

They don't know what's gonna hit them

59 cruiser missiles

Next is isis

too late, they are already gone

Gotem

hi

hey m8

Next is Hilary?

I hate hilary

Amen

she is in illuminaty

Exposed

shes already ded

YAS

Lol

you guys need to fill your image downloads with some glory

cool

then maybe some day

you will get the republican rank

that only a few have ever achieved

I think I've earned mine hint hint

yes

Hillary should Die

DIEEE

have any republican friends?

Well I live in Japan

Oog

But I saw the election

found out hillary was a satanist

So Voted for TRUMP

You made the right choice

If you know anybody thats republican, be damn sure to wreck some ass and invite em

do you want to meet donald trump?

already have

when

@ChampionCross oh fok u actually joined

Its an honor to have a republican here

Lol.

as it is an honor and a priviledge to become republican

how to be

How to be a republican?

well thats easy

yes

Vote low tax and get rich

also bacon, guns, steak and trump

Why not go Libertarian then

then ur basically already a patriot

Oh I am allergic to bacon

Allergic to pig meat

w0w

I get nausea when pig meat

lucky for you, steak is a thing

YEs

I love steak

who doesn't

@Hayato fucking vegan

you know that donald trump is a christian right

oh yeh m8

all republicans are christains

I am chrisitans

Chrisitan

christian*

good for you

there is one prob with America

Is there something wrong about being vegan?

Can I tell it

yeh sure

fuck em up, idc

America's biggest airport

from up

it looks like nazi symbol

and underground

it is the baddest part

There is the main headquarters for the satanits

satanits

sorry idk what ur talking about

idk where it is so

or heard of it

@Hayato yes there is

and there is a painting that depicts the end of christianity and rise of satan

gives me chills

that is why

putin is trying to destroy america in order to destroy illuminaity

I can't tell if ur being serious, I mean the standards here aren't too high

you watch Alex Jones

?

I gtg

okay

I am serious

cya m8

If youre serious, get help

how

shit

WHY YOU NAZI

What about it?

alt right meets conspiracy theorist

just a joke m8

Where do you come to the conclusion that Putin is after the Illuminati or let alone wants to destroy America?

probably Alex Jones m8

It's just retarded. Not even Alex Jones is that goofy

I mean tbh with you it seems like something he would say

but the alex jones channel uploads videos left and right

I usually dont keep track of what they post

while markiplier uploads like 3 videos a week

alex jones channel is like 35

@Donaldus Triumphus i am a bot so can you rank me bot please!!!!! Lol.

nice try m8, bots get all perms

dont want to make the mistake again

Oof.

Jk i would never sabotage the repubs.

@Donaldus Triumphus As it seems you don’t appear to care about what I have to say

For you forgot that I told you that I’m not vegan

DRAMA!!!!!!

I believe you, but if u want to get a badass rank you know ye gotta follow the rules like the other republicans

DRAMA!!!!!!

DRAMA!!!!!!

DRAMA!!!!!!

I never said that I wanted a rank

DRAMA!!!!!!

So?!

DRAMA!!!!!!

DRAMA!!!!!!

Stop

Please

@Hayato Oh fuck off m8, you lied about it to get attention. You deserve to get shit for it

*cocks shotgun*

I didn’t do it to get attention

Shoot me if you’d like

Lol.

I did it because I wanted to make myself unlikable for you people

I don’t eat that much meat though

@Donaldus Triumphus can you cook popcorn because this is gonna be good.

-_-

nah

I already wreck her too much

@ChampionCross You know you are running in LTE right

As if

At least I’m respecting your side and not calling it trash like you are

Ya.

There's nothing wrong with eating little to no meat

Why in the world should I be on the same side as someone as rude as you

I know there isn’t

I’m not vegan and I said that I was because I wanted you guys to get annoyed by me

I don’t like that we killing as many animals as we do

But it happens and I get that

Yeah exactly

I actually really like meat

But I used to eat it so much and it’s getting kinda annoying...

But it’s still good, though

I like large cuts of marinated beef

listen... if your vegan.. kill your self nigger.

Marinated beef is 👌