Loser bottoms

@Drogthodath yeah you dumb cunt, whats the fun in a dead roo

I've bottomed for money

I'd bottom for sadmin any day

Nigga u gay

don't ask don't tell

you said "faggot" first

Can't but a nut unless you risk getting disembowelled

I love a good evisceration

I had a fucking mre for dinner

It was shit

Why would u do that

you suck at cooking

Well it is a MRE

MRE's are mean

Its not gonna pass through your body for like a month

Not sure what the expectation other than shit was

I'm still shutting out MREs I had in Australia

Shitting*

The cheese clogs you up especially

@LostForgottenSadMoonshine why are you such a raging homo

Butt it's so god

Good*

Because I'm such a raging homo?

aight try take a guess where im from, from my fridge contents

you got it right, why are you so Unassure?

Unless it's that Jalapeno shit

doubts?

Jalapeno is the best

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

You take that back you heathen

I mean perhaps it's hope?

There is no hope

God has left the plnet

planet*

@Sadmin this is why you need to stop letting people in

I always trade with the range mexican for regular cheese if I can

XD

Lmfao

fat whinge from innaswamp

TFW he tells me to walk like a fish and i start swimming

https://www.foxnews.com/tech/space-station-robot-goes-rogue-international-space-stations-artificial-intelligence-has-turned-belligerent?fbclid=IwAR2enVH9Pz689L4O-tL8LcuaMIj9f0PjGWjuB7VxXGuqsDxAxhzF1XlASX0

Wow, it's almost like Doug and Isaac were on to something

Who knows, maybe the engineers will rue the day Harlan Ellison warned them about SKYNET

Glad I have a pop culture background to scare me about all the technological advancements

There was a story I read where humanity solved the problem of insane AI not with shackles, or limits, or outlawing... They solved it by making AI grow from babies. They literally raised the AI like a human child, which let them build its moral compass from the ground up, while building its own personality from life experience... like a real child.

Rather than bringing an intelligence online with absolutely no bearing of its own, a bunch of confusing directives, illogical meat beings telling it to do things for some reason, and absolutely no experience or memories to guide it and tell it *why* it should do X and not Y.

When you break it down like that, it's no fucking wonder why AI would go insane immediately.

It's like a human with retrograde amnesia, being woken up one day and put right back in to their old life. They're gonna lose their shit real fast.

Well it's like me. I was homeschooled until 17, started to go to college, and *immediately* became a neo-nazi, much like my good ol friend Brandon Russell (google that)

took three years

and Brandon's own mistakes to change my mind, make me realize that that wasn't the way to live. There's no single group of people I will ever turn my back on, but there's plenty of *select* people that I know are evil.

>tfw I know one of the black guys lmao

LOL

there was guy on Tumblr I used to follow who was, not joking, a Haitian National Socialist

with his totenkopf shirt selfies and chains and shit

Dope

was so fuckin funny

loved him for it. disappeared, unfortunately.

Of all my friends, my Puerto Rican friend and my black friend are the most racist.

ain't that the truth. XD

we had a puerto rican in our group,

leader used to call him "beaner schnitzel"

He took that as a title, after he bashed leader's face in

Im gonna use that from now on

"beaner schnitzel"

That's actually pretty funny, ngl

I wasn't ever a racist when I was on the streets, but I tell you, dem nigger came to me in prison, Fried Chickenskin, I put him down in one go and screamed "NEXT" and Johnny Cash wrote that song called "Franklin Nigger Beatin Blues" he changed the lyrics to "Folsom Prison Blues" cuz them Jews wouldn't release a song called that

;D

and that my friends, is my euphemism for "I got assraped in prison... A lot"

get buttfucked enough times you're convinced you're a fag even when you finally got yourself a girl

😄

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1544144676271.webm

I'm getting serious "Waiting for the Worms to Come" impulses rn

like, right down to the fucking scene in the movie

when they're rollin through the suburb XD

A furry won best e sports player at the Game awards and he went up there in costume

Post pics.

I wanna laugh.

So, how bout that new FarCry?

Stronk black woman

how get invite link?

https://www.ign.com/videos/2018/12/07/sonicfox-accepts-best-esports-player-award
Gay, Black, Furry SonicFox accepts best e sports player award

totally not biased.

Not one bit.

I smell radicals at work.

A gay black furry dude wins an award he probably doesn't even qualify for.

tf

just burn it all

dont bother to rebuild

We need a purge.

I saw that

*oWo* ***What was that you deleted...***

Big agree

Shut up Trayzn, Give is back Vulkan

V U L K A N. L I V E S.

In Trazyn's basement

He's a confirmed Perpetual.

I couldn't kill him if I tried.

Well, I could, but he wouldn't stay dead.

IT REAL 40K HOURS, START OF THE MORNING, TIME TO RISE AND GRIND THAT BREAD-NUTRINOPASTE, IMPERIAL GAMERS

Don't make me bring an Ultramarine/Salamander/Ynnari strike fore on your ass to get Creed and Vulkan back

How do time travel to the 41st millennia so I can die in the IG?

this is so sad, can y'all pretend to be in gulag and starve yourselves?

Why die for the emperor in the future when you can die for the emperor now?

Because I don't have a lasgun in the now time.

Autoguns are still issued to planetary garrison and PDF

Sometimes

Autoguns, scatter guns, imperial shotguns, are all very common. I really wish more people had played the FFG tabletops.

Lasguns are worth more than the guardsman's life.

That's not to say they're expensive by imperial standards, they're extremely cheap - it's just to the imperium people are even cheaper.

Lasguns are used over autoguns due to how much easier the logistics are

Commissars literally kill people who are too retarded with their lasguns just so they can re-issue it.

Yep

Well that and Lasguns are just superior.

Autoguns aren't standard, they're just more common as anyone can make them in 40k.

They all use the same charge packs, they can be recharged easily etc

Kinda like how people can make guns now without the ATF knowing

👀

That's your autoguns.

More power per shot, significantly more shots per mag, significantly lighter and simpler

Power per shot is debatable

Stubbers too.

It depends on what weapon tbh.

Nic, Lasguns blast limbs off on the fairly low power standard setting

Autoguns have the ability to use non standard ammo that lasguns don't

Higher end autoguns and stubbers would be better but, they also get to bolter levels of stupid and rip arms off. It's why lasguns are better for standard issue.

I just want a laser gun I can attempt to gore angry fungus with.

Oh. Oh no.

The server has gone retarded.

I started 40k convo because the new guys are fucking retarded

Enjoy

Ramp the lasgun up to maximum power and they can punch holes in power armor. You get all of 5 shots, but you can do it.

Oh and you melt the barrel

And action

New guys lol

And the lasing crystal

Gibe plasma gun

like, pre-Belisarius.

Damn it trazyn. I don't want to melt myself.

I want to fucking pointblack some cunt and have us both die.

It's a win-win.

You mean the coin-flip annihilator

Full power is likely to detonate the weapon, earning you a death from the commissarat if it didn't already kill you

Yeah, but you *can* do it

what if kill commisariat with the blast?

IIRC Hellguns aren't even at maximum power

You can also fuck your lasgun.

Take that chaos

They're just reinforced to handle higher power output as standard

Hellguns and hotshot lasguns are different weapons

Hellguns are effectively long-range meltaguns

just weaker.

Uhh, last I checked the Hellgun is just another name for the Hotshot

Unless you're rolling off old lore

Fun fact, the Ryza-pattern backpack Hellgun fires a 60MJ pulse

Hellgun is just hotshot, yes.

That's covered in Rogue Trader FFG.

Though there are the new Astartes Hell rifles or hellguns, (whatever they're called,) they are basically plasmas on crack cocaine

Technically an Autogun refers to a caseless firearm, whilst a Stubber refers to a cased firearm

Fuck the new Pruusa printer looks so good.

Yeah, I think that's the split as well

I NEED MONEY FOR PRINTER REEEE

The heavy stubber is literally just a weird M2

Man, I hate the custodes changes

They just put up the token transsexual up on stage to announce a winner of a category

Fuck the VGAs, they mean nothing

I mean, I'm not a fan of ninja or anything

But one of the old Halo 2 guys probably would still be best gamer to this date

And these choose a token nigger furry

@Sadmin Inazuma wants to try and JFK you with a .22 when he comes over

HELLO DAFFY ENGLISH KANIGGETS

and Monsieur Arthur-King, who has the brain of a duck, you know! So, we French fellows out-wit you a second time!

"Man raped by inmates during 'scared straight' prison tour awarded $175K from B.C."

Is that a real headline?

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/prison-assault-award-1.4934363

Oh. Damn, so it actually was like, during 1970s. Daamn.

*reads* ERP

Victim was assaulted during visit that was one of his terms of probation

He got the real experience

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/323352660453359626/520418629297111041/video.mov

bamboozled as fuck

Good for him, "convict justice" as they call it. Still, plenty of "falsely accused, by fake-ass feminist DYKES" sending men to prison

Hard to be objective

Tfw everyone leaves the vc as soon as you join and your shitty wifi won't connect to the fucking vc lmao

hi

hyd?

Henlo

Im aight

ya I left VC because some people like to talk about themselves for hours

xD

I see

Lmao

sometimes I just join other channels

there's enough Autism to go around the world

you can sperg anywhere you want

>entering vc with anyone in pk in 2006+12

eat a black hawk

No u homo

damn, it's not as effective as when I do it VC

*The knee*

Oh plz mate

real Sadfem hours

The average Brit bong

chloroform would be nice right now.

also, if you new frens want a challenge...

remember kids
when in doubt....C4

"20 20 20-4 hours to go, I wanna be sedated"

ping Maj. Christmas and wish happi day

ah the ramones

classic

much class

ty

I try

All newfags have to ping Maj. Christmas and tell him "Happi day"

if I don't

what are you gonna do about it?

be incredibly nice to you

Gonna send you a pic of sadmins asshole

oh god

ooh, I like both of those

^ it's greasy and hairy as fuck

it is

Like really hairy

uhhh pretty sure if i do
i'll get OPsec'd?

@Sadmin this nigga wanna see your ass

@Maj. Asshole I hope you have a great day, sir/madam

Do it fren

Cut that shit out

ok.

sir