for my stalker shit

painted em up and they looked aiight

@BSApricot Print a prop gun fgt

For your tanya cosplay

but I have to break it down in to loads of little pieces

Show me tanya's rifle

mates done most of the work helping me here but

you know exactly whats being made

I could probably fab it

its a mondragon

ain't it right?

ye

good choice ^)

That's not that bad

I'm gonna run scorpion internals on it

with mac10 mags

should be good for airshit games

GIBS IDW

^)

mate was like you totally need to go as her for summer MCM

DENYEH

I'm gonna make a metro shotgun

but I was like fuck making a wig

unf

@Innaswamp Make a real one

Metro shotguns are nice

It's not hard at all

That requires a lathe

My favourite gun is the helsing tho

I refuse to do barrels

I want to shoot foot long darts at people

Too much work for the results

well, I need coffee

I have plenty

Do you want beans or ground, normal or booze?

you need booze nigga

My man, we got this wonderful place here called quik trip

Nigga qt is good

finnish coffee is where it at

bailys in coffee is pretty good

They have the best damn cappuccinos

@BSApricot YE

I got bootleg finnish coffee here

only got shitty instant

i have bailys hot choco at christmas

French vanilla roast and irish cream is top

I have wartega which is whiskey coffee

They throw the beans in aged whiskey barrels

vodka coffee

You also have alligators

perfect for long nights

They fear me

mahoyminoy

NO

you fucked a gator yet?

Rape the strongest one to assert dominance

We have an understanding

They don't fuck with me and I won't rape them again

no twink gator bf xd

Oh fuck I gotta go to lunch with my grandma today fuck

Fuckfuckfuck

urg its 6pm

I HAVE LESS THAN AN HOUR

>gator
>twink

and i aint stuck the washing on

Nigga what

don't worry about it

@Sadmin shower, shave, tone down the autism

6pm and I havent eaten breakfast

Dude

@BSApricot This is why you're so skinny

I love hanging out wiht my nan

she's as racist as me

We gotta get froot a pizza

Send it

i had pizza yesterday

we talk about being Greek orthodox and fuck isreal

YOU AINT EATEN TODAY

We gotta get you some food A🅱️AP

bap

bap u

i ate an entire packet of shortbread

wat

pfft

Nigga that aint nothing

You need nutrition

tbf I'm being lazy and doing ramen for dinner

Bapp sadmin

budget student dinners are always interesting

ramen with miso stock in the water

plus some extra shit

steam some veg or sometihng

do you get em from tescos

bapbapbapbapbap

we got a gook supermarket nearby

even cheaper

40p ramen

rather than 50p ramen

pot noodles

i didnt know super noodles did pot noodles stuff too

ramen>pot noodles

lil longer to prep

but

I mean, I eat ramen

way better

pho is supreme

yall are plebs

yeah but

pho is more expensive xd

>expensive

yaki soba is besto

thats like

£1

Pho takes a long time to make

worth any expense

Fuck man I want some miso

man I got like

miso is good

I say this as I have ramen broth making since last night

£150 to last me on food for a few months

Fast and buy guns

oof

Wait

thats monopoly money

you cant have guns can you?

lul

Some of us do own guns

:c

Oh?

only shotguns and bolt actions

I shoot with my mate

better than nothing

clays are fun

We gotta annex the uk and gibs them some freedoms

Expect freedom soon

AND BURGERS

borgar

Hearts and minds, burgers for everyone

I heard yall have to get licence for bike

TV licence

*guns for everyone

My mates a pussy tho

Oi m8, got a liocense for that liocense

since its his gat

Are what you eat

Dab

he was using weak birdshot

and it was a semi-auto sporter

barely cycled it

@Sadmin thats some small dick energy right there

Tell him to stop eating soy

also goteeem

told him to stop being a pussy and get nicer birdshot

Fuck, ill send you some

he's 20 and on £40k a yaer

which isn't bad at all

whats he do for a livin

IT

makes sense

went in as an apprentice in boots

@BSApricot I aint smol you're smol

^

now helps run the reigonal data centre

Tell him to subvert your gov from within and give free porn to all

i got a 7ft cock

and he's like fuck it may as well live with my parents so he pays next to nothing with rent

and just

spends it on shity

@BSApricot Mine's bigger

Mans collection of weebshit and historicals is nice

bigger isnt always better mayn

You just got a fatass clit

IT'S USELESS

oof

now youre making it less funny

oof

rip

nonce

lmfoa

bollock

nonce

good word

I like how chavs are using it to mean idiot etc now

tfw americans call rooty tooty point and shooty's "guns"

a single bollock

even tho it means pedo

Froot's a cooter

wait wat

my lil bro called me a nonce the other day

bollocks means pedo?

fuckin backhanded him

ye it means pedo

no

no

nonce

nonce

ah

neat

yaeh

good word

i live in chav central

Ive definitely called someone that before i think

@BSApricot come notts

*Mr worldwide*

experience chav central

go St Ass or meadows

get shot

oh yeah, speaking of getting shot

most populated town in the country, highest teen pregnancies

hows your muzzie problem?

We were gun crime captial of the UK before

I think we still are

at least you know theres a way to get more

dont go to London or Brum and you're probably ok

get shot, die, dont have to live anymore

sounds legit

we had some poor sod

Solves problems

get stabbed by the doctor

at his local surgery

shanked

was fucking hilarious

go to doctor to get treated

w0t

get stabbed

yeah

I think it was a nurse or something tbf

but

gang violence

lmao

"ill shank ur mum, swear on me nan"

my ex was a bit of a rough lass

lived in St Ass

fucking

dad was an oldschool gangbanger

so I could walk around there safe

then she got fat

so i dumped her

i wouldnt advise going back there

naw

fam live in the nice middle class area above it ^)

Its annoying, mum finished her masters and got a nice job so I don't get all that extra student finance

I liked getting the maximum amount and just cruising the entire year basically

yall need to find your way over here and become citizens

eh

One day

experience some real freedums

tbf