we got that with 3 this year

the weeb in denial in our house is lazy as fuck

Haha

Like me

mate that icecream box is starting to grow mould chuck it

idk mayb tomorrow

Oh god

Ew

yeah

Ewewew

hes one of those

so guess who ends up cleaning

You

Man I'm a cleanfreak

I can't stand that shit

I just don't clean often
Cause I go out of my way to not make messes

kitchen gotta be spotles

im okay with people using my cutlery and dishes but this one guy kept all of them in his room, dirty, after he used them

im not white trash

and they piled up

yeah we share all that shit at this point

tried keeping em apart

Never wash other people's shit

@BSApricot Nigga using your teacup

nah I keep my teasets well away from them

he gets bullied cause he's a manlet tho

I get pissy when people touch my cast iron and kitchen knives

so it sort of evens out

*So you think*

I get really pissy

🇹 cup

I keep my knives and important shit in my room still

🅱️ cup

niggas aint touching my knives

My mother is currently throwing things at me

Literally store everything in your room and lock it all the time

I can't be bothered

oof

Dude I have roughly 1k worth of knives in my knife block

@Sadmin not you, university niggas

She just threw a scope

People know that they get twatted with a blunt sparring axe if they steal my shit

👀

And a battery

throw the buttplug

I like your mom sadmin

counter attact

She seems cool

can she throw you out the window

Hahaha

And now she's thrown a canteen

god i wish that were me

throwing scopes doesn't sound like a good idea

Can mommin be server mommy?

@BSApricot I'm gonna throw you out the window

Can we get her in here

yeet

do it end my siffering

@Innaswamp Nah

>siffering

Pls

yeah Imma leave it there

We need an adult

@BSApricot *Imma wait a while fore I call the coroner*

We are the adults

***Gon have fun while yer still warm***

fuck that shit

Nobody here classes as an adult

[Schlurping noises intensify]

>we need artillery
>you are the artillery
oof

weirdo

Ye

Drink her bone juice

OOOOOOH

She breaking out the mean words

Yeah imma schlurp her marrow

I'm a mostly functional 22 year old

basically an adult

Hearing froot say funny shit is great

Oh god what was that bone sucker video

I don't want to killmyself just yet

Because it’s not what you’d expect the girl with the child voice to say in a British accent

why are we typing, just get in vc

effort

best thing about yanks

THE BONE VAMPIRE

is them trying to do british accents

Fruit asmr when

>Fruit asmr when
>literally just her screaming

“Small British loli calls you names and sips white monster”

Ok real shit fruit doing loli asmr would probably be good

Nop

Loli bad

slightly creepy but okay

least it ain;t

*cultcha*

Brits are the best asmr people

I wonder why im muted then

I joke

@Innaswamp
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