I was in the armory for them and I swear to god I saw a Jormungand sticker

>be me
>m21 just out of police school
>watched police movies like die hard and robo-cop as a kid all the time
>join swat team
>team leader uses a beat to shit MP-5 with a maglight welded to the top and drinks before ops
>and after ops
>and during ops
>grizzled vet constantly mumbling and staring at the floor
>operator as fuck and could snap you in two with his thigh alone
>but he has a phobia of wires and nokia phones meaning he usually kills drug dealers on sight during a bust
>police sniper absolutely covered in anime patches and wears some waifu T-shirt under his uniform
>unironically kisses some weird cartoon girl on a necklace "for good luck"
>skinny and short, kinda feminine too...
>guy in full NBC suit and refuses to take off mask, even off duty
>only seen under his mask once at the team leader's barbeque, pale as snow
>can't understand what the fuck he's saying half due to his Eastern European accent and half because of the fucking mask
>nice music taste and can rock a guitar at a campfire, mentioned some thing about a stalker or something
>pointman is fucking insane, always jittery and stares just a second too long
>ridiculously fast and god like reflexes, everyone except the team seems to avoid him
>I swear to god he can telepathically communicate with crack heads and bathsalt eaters
>pointman doesn't even using a shotgun
>it's literally a claymore on a long rod with "boomstick" messily scribbled on it with a marker

@Innaswamp I might have let my imagination run a little bit far

I want to say some of those aren't accurate but fuck

Point man is dead on. Weeb snipers is believable, drunken mp5 guy for sure

uwu hwead shwot ów-

You missed the demo guy

Add that in and you've got a pretty decent greentext

Without fail there is a pyro or explosive junkie on the team

The enemy can't kill you if there is no oxygen.

The enemy also can't kill you if the building is currently on fire

Nor can they kill you if the building has been erased.

No problem cannot be solved with liberal application of explosives and incendiaries. And/or incendiary explosives.

*universal problem solver*

@RoflTank I fail to see how, say, crippling depression can be solved by either explosives or incendiaries.

Wait, never mind, I've figured it out.

police are literally larps at this point

why is he even wearing that gilli

US police like to play army

tf here we have delta and the Homeguard QRF if shit goes to hell

Police have been larping since the DoD started selling them MRAPS and shit

Brasil campañeo numero un

virgin american pretend military cops vs chad Brazilian Madsen operators

Delet Brazil

Strange that this advert would come up now

But didnt the brownshirts get purged?

SA did

pretty sad when i trust al-assad more than i trust the media in my own country

>Trusting either side

its better thad assad is in power

deposing dictators in the middle east hasn't ended well

^

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Can y’all fix this poll

Already almost fixed

That whole SWAT thing sounded more like listing the characters from TF2 than actual SWAT

@Dr. Thrax fuck you read context

Tfw someone does something more retarded than inazuma

_oof_

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

no way

nope

no way

nigga it is real

Jej

Hm

Poor Trump went to jew town too

What is it with our conservative leaders smh

Because, unpopular opinion, while Mossad has done a lot of fucked up shit, the CIA has done a lot worse; the Israelis represent the most stable democracy and allie in a region that hates us, and screaming "USS Liberty" like an autist when the US escalated the war in Vietnam over an event that never actually happened makes you look a little hypocritical

Honestly

You've caught me at a good time and I fully agree

Having some cognitive dissonance atm over that Hitler video Sadmin posted because I overanalyzed it.

I mean Saddam fucking loved the U.S and look what we did to him

I was talking to the boys, the only reason I like Israel is because they're stable as shit compared to the rest of the sand-hole

That's repeated with a lot of South America. Noriega for example was propped up by the Americans until he wasn't

So whatever "crimes," they commit I don't fucking care

Banana republics too

All of central America

You can blame in some way on the US

Unpopular opinion. World bitches America is world police. We go isolationist, they bitch over it.

Just go full empire and conquer the sand hole. Rome it, kill the entire populace.

The CIA fucking bankrolled Castro at one point

Yep

I know that's a fucked thought to have btw

Those are two extremes

But, the only way the desert will have peace is if it's entirely conquered

Find the middle ground

Or if the US stops fucking around

Baghdad in 08 was relatively stable

The middle ground is what lost us our Philippine allies.

Libya pre 2011 was a US allie

Yeah and so was Somalia. We pulled out, it went to shit.

Whoa

Well

It went to shit under the Army

It was fine under the USMC

Somalia is fucked up because of 30 years of maoism under Siad Barr

And exacerbated by tribalism

The US is not to blame in any way for Somalia

For the year or so they were involved

I don't think I was blaming the U.S there, just pointing out sometimes even with our best intentions ie: no meddling, shit can still fall apart

No one is to blame for Somalia other than Somalis imo

Agreed.

One thing that gets me actually is the Boxer Rebellion.

>chinese

The USMC propped up China's government in exile via the embassy.

>lol we're gonna overthrow the yuropoors

Now we have this retarded relationship with them

>get their asses kicked so badly

>go back to huffing opium

I know next to shit about 18th century China tbh

Turn of the century, 19th

pretty much