Message from gambler joe in Anticom #general


2017-04-16 12:47:16 UTC  

is it even possible to just re-attach limbs like that

2017-04-16 12:47:33 UTC  

I'm sure there's a way but I'm equally sure it's not simple in the slightest

2017-04-16 12:47:54 UTC  

your fuggin pinky gets chopped off, and somehow some fucking doctor just claps his hands and your nerves are re-connected

2017-04-16 12:48:09 UTC  

i have seen it with fingers, one of my friend chopped a couple fingers off with a band saw, they put them on ice and rushed him to the hospital and they reattached them.

2017-04-16 12:48:11 UTC  

I think it takes a couple of weeks for nerves to rebuild

2017-04-16 12:48:19 UTC  

Full function?

2017-04-16 12:48:40 UTC  

yeah, he has full range of motion but not a lot of feeling in them

2017-04-16 12:48:51 UTC  

figures I guess

2017-04-16 12:48:52 UTC  

God fucking damnit the human body is fucking amazing

2017-04-16 12:49:08 UTC  

JUST PUT IT BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT YOU'LL BE MOSTLY FINE

2017-04-16 12:49:16 UTC  
2017-04-16 12:49:16 UTC  

mostly

2017-04-16 12:49:30 UTC  

Joe for the second time France started it in 1789

2017-04-16 12:49:38 UTC  

early roman society was a lot like 1800's america

2017-04-16 12:49:42 UTC  

yeah, its really crazy. Did you hear about the upcoming head transplant?

2017-04-16 12:49:49 UTC  

I have

2017-04-16 12:49:51 UTC  

Yeah but I thought it was a meme

2017-04-16 12:49:54 UTC  

that's some x files shit

2017-04-16 12:50:24 UTC  

yeah

2017-04-16 12:50:41 UTC  

roman started the idea of socialism

2017-04-16 12:50:49 UTC  

next you'll see some dipshit get his head cut off and repositioned on top of a tank that he can operate from like some sort of fucked up metal gear boss

2017-04-16 12:50:55 UTC  

Oh, apparently Persia tried to start a socialist religiont ype dealy in 500ish AD

2017-04-16 12:51:07 UTC  

that would be badass

2017-04-16 12:51:13 UTC  

Joe you're quite literally fucking wrong

2017-04-16 12:51:26 UTC  

joe you literal fucker

2017-04-16 12:51:28 UTC  

I hope one day we have futurama brain jars lmao

2017-04-16 12:51:29 UTC  

XD

2017-04-16 12:51:30 UTC  

I'm providing you an article that says you're wrong

2017-04-16 12:51:35 UTC  

no u

2017-04-16 12:51:39 UTC  

You should read it

2017-04-16 12:52:04 UTC  

Also I don't really give two shits or a fuck about who 'started' socialism

2017-04-16 12:52:05 UTC  

It's shit

2017-04-16 12:52:14 UTC  

It's a terrible idea and we shouldn't have it, the end

2017-04-16 12:52:29 UTC  

Did you know that Hitler read books? 🤔

2017-04-16 12:52:35 UTC  

rome and greek empires were destroyed the same way that they are trying to destroy our societies today

2017-04-16 12:52:38 UTC  

america has socialism

2017-04-16 12:52:40 UTC  

through diversity

2017-04-16 12:52:44 UTC  

no shit joe

2017-04-16 12:52:47 UTC  

wasnt a degree of socialism evident in every empire / monarchy the King / emperor had a monopoly on siezing resources / redistributing them especially during wartime?

2017-04-16 12:52:50 UTC  

Did you know Hitler liked art? You might be a Nazi if you like art