Message from xorgy in Subverse #general


2018-09-27 05:09:02 UTC  

So what you're saying is...

2018-09-27 05:09:38 UTC  

Guys, I need help

2018-09-27 05:10:21 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/494737541174394890/Screenshot_20180927-103959.png

2018-09-27 05:12:29 UTC  

Why should these things be categorized this way? It makes it difficult for readers to know which one they want to go to.

2018-09-27 05:12:51 UTC  

No matter how catchy the names of the categories are, they will do more to confuse your readers than anything.

2018-09-27 05:13:36 UTC  

5. Startup pro tips
4. Startup news
3. Startup underdogs
2. Startup Life Stories
1. this category is overbroad, and no pithy two- or three-word name for it would properly capture the concept.

2018-09-27 05:18:03 UTC  

@Abel How did you get this dumb job?

2018-09-27 05:19:07 UTC  

I needed a job so I can buy a new laptop

2018-09-27 05:19:20 UTC  

This was pretty fun

2018-09-27 05:19:27 UTC  

But I'm terrible at naming thinga

2018-09-27 05:19:38 UTC  

My actual job is to write articles

2018-09-27 05:21:43 UTC  

And I enjoy writing.

2018-09-27 05:21:51 UTC  

1. Special Reports

2018-09-27 05:21:53 UTC  

there you go

2018-09-27 05:22:01 UTC  

they're special, aren't they?

2018-09-27 05:22:29 UTC  

Let me call her and ask

2018-09-27 05:27:32 UTC  
2018-09-27 05:32:07 UTC  

lol

2018-09-27 05:46:17 UTC  

You know, I get the sneaking suspicion that the penalty of perjury is not a sufficient deterrent from lying about something for which almost no evidence can be gathered, for or against, by definition.

2018-09-27 05:46:50 UTC  

Bill Clinton perjured himself, no big deal

2018-09-27 05:48:21 UTC  

That's the other thing, surely perjury intended to disrupt the lawful process by which the federal government vets and appoints supreme court justices... would be a far higher crime than lying about whether or not you had sexual relations with _that woman_.

2018-09-27 06:12:45 UTC  

You know, I want to go to one of these rape parties where I've _personally witnessed more than twelve gang rapes_ in the past; I know there I will feel safe.

2018-09-27 06:14:11 UTC  

Knowing that, apparently, there have been _more than a hundred_ such parties, and presumably _somewhere between 200 and 300 massive gang rapes_.

2018-09-27 06:16:11 UTC  

During which time, _no unwanted pregnancies, no medical examinations, no police reports, and no public rumors_ were ever recorded.

2018-09-27 06:17:20 UTC  

well the horrible rapists obviously used condoms

2018-09-27 06:17:27 UTC  

they aren't uncivilized barbarinas

2018-09-27 06:17:29 UTC  

barbarians*

2018-09-27 06:17:37 UTC  

and were gentle, and only gang raped the girls who were physiologically ready for it.

2018-09-27 06:17:51 UTC  

and made sure to do the _after care_

2018-09-27 06:18:14 UTC  

Which apparently _never resulted in any disappearances or kidnappings_.

2018-09-27 06:23:37 UTC  

```During a press conference Wednesday, President Donald Trump said China respects him because of his "very, very large brain." ```
Even if you hate him, you gotta admit this guy is funny

2018-09-27 06:25:53 UTC  

He is a born entertainer.

2018-09-27 06:26:35 UTC  

Regardless of whether you agree, disagree, hate, or love that statement, you will almost certainly find it _entertaining_.

2018-09-27 06:39:04 UTC  

only morons are anti-brain.

2018-09-27 06:39:20 UTC  

Trump numbah one

2018-09-27 06:40:50 UTC  

Were the '80s really that bad?

2018-09-27 06:41:18 UTC  

that's not the right question

2018-09-27 06:41:52 UTC  

Do you remember the 80s is the better question.

2018-09-27 06:41:58 UTC  

Can anyone from the '80s confirm to me that if something like two hundred brutal gang rapes happened in a single neighbourhood, at gatherings which were accessible to the public, literally nobody would care enough to remember?