So what you're saying is...
Guys, I need help
Why should these things be categorized this way? It makes it difficult for readers to know which one they want to go to.
No matter how catchy the names of the categories are, they will do more to confuse your readers than anything.
5. Startup pro tips
4. Startup news
3. Startup underdogs
2. Startup Life Stories
1. this category is overbroad, and no pithy two- or three-word name for it would properly capture the concept.
I needed a job so I can buy a new laptop
This was pretty fun
But I'm terrible at naming thinga
My actual job is to write articles
And I enjoy writing.
1. Special Reports
there you go
they're special, aren't they?
Let me call her and ask
You know, I get the sneaking suspicion that the penalty of perjury is not a sufficient deterrent from lying about something for which almost no evidence can be gathered, for or against, by definition.
Bill Clinton perjured himself, no big deal
That's the other thing, surely perjury intended to disrupt the lawful process by which the federal government vets and appoints supreme court justices... would be a far higher crime than lying about whether or not you had sexual relations with _that woman_.
You know, I want to go to one of these rape parties where I've _personally witnessed more than twelve gang rapes_ in the past; I know there I will feel safe.
Knowing that, apparently, there have been _more than a hundred_ such parties, and presumably _somewhere between 200 and 300 massive gang rapes_.
During which time, _no unwanted pregnancies, no medical examinations, no police reports, and no public rumors_ were ever recorded.
well the horrible rapists obviously used condoms
they aren't uncivilized barbarinas
and were gentle, and only gang raped the girls who were physiologically ready for it.
and made sure to do the _after care_
Which apparently _never resulted in any disappearances or kidnappings_.
```During a press conference Wednesday, President Donald Trump said China respects him because of his "very, very large brain." ```
Even if you hate him, you gotta admit this guy is funny
He is a born entertainer.
Regardless of whether you agree, disagree, hate, or love that statement, you will almost certainly find it _entertaining_.
only morons are anti-brain.
Trump numbah one
Were the '80s really that bad?
that's not the right question
Do you remember the 80s is the better question.
Can anyone from the '80s confirm to me that if something like two hundred brutal gang rapes happened in a single neighbourhood, at gatherings which were accessible to the public, literally nobody would care enough to remember?