ive been apologised to after a make out sesh

"i changed my mind afterwards, so you raped me"

btu tis cuz the lady was embarrased she kept me at the bar till after close

"he didn't call in the morining, so I wasn't happy about the day before"

lol and the bartenders weer all there like.... do we do something??

cuz im allowed to stay tehre after close but yeah

AAAAUUUGH my mom just got all PC about what we call the dog's cage.

"I wanna call it her safe place"

i was jus like, yeup im jus gonna stay here, peace LOL

I couldn't believe what I was hearing.

XD

calling a cage a safe space

"IT'S A CAGE. IT'S LITERALLY A CAGE."

So I saw the new h3 video

@Scribblehatch its a cage

"IT'S FINE THAT IT'S A CAGE."

i cant think of oa better metaphor

It was actually good

lets use that for the immigrant kids

the camera guy needs to start jerking off

SAFE PLACE FOR DOGS xD

that can be applied litteraly

"safe spaces"

prison is a cage

imagine, erect penis in the halls of the senate

My mom is insistent and emotional about such trivial nonsense.

And it's a perfect example of social justice

like the label matters, lol

"The dog doesn't care what we call it!"

"Well, I do."

XD yeah i mean i think womens are just to a degree predisposed to that sort of behavior

Women are the worst.

My friend named her dog "bitch"

awwwwwwwwwwwwwh

So her dog is literally Bitch, the bitch

Women hate a low-syllable count.

XD lol bitchception LOL

If it's 1 syllable long, that's UNACCEPTABLE.

lol

"Do we have to call it a cage"