get stabbed by the doctor

at his local surgery

shanked

was fucking hilarious

go to doctor to get treated

w0t

get stabbed

yeah

I think it was a nurse or something tbf

but

gang violence

lmao

"ill shank ur mum, swear on me nan"

my ex was a bit of a rough lass

lived in St Ass

fucking

dad was an oldschool gangbanger

so I could walk around there safe

then she got fat

so i dumped her

i wouldnt advise going back there

naw

fam live in the nice middle class area above it ^)

Its annoying, mum finished her masters and got a nice job so I don't get all that extra student finance

I liked getting the maximum amount and just cruising the entire year basically

yall need to find your way over here and become citizens

eh

One day

experience some real freedums

tbf

I'd rather move to finlan

its a meme, finland doesnt exist

fuck

you got me

yeh my mum decided to go to uni after she had another kid, so hes getting that privileged upbringing

bastard

I'm the test case

being oldest

same

oldest siblings best siblings

so my younger siblings get the good deals