Message from @-Joe

Discord ID: 550471087238938635


2019-02-27 20:12:46 UTC  

**yo-yo**: When you're trying to hold back [a monster] sized shit and it keeps [pushing] its way out; followed by you [pulling it] back in.
*Dude you have [got to] [pull over]! I've got a [serious] yo-yo going here.*
*(<http://yo-yo.urbanup.com/833148>)* *9 more results*

2019-02-27 22:34:57 UTC  

-define prairie dogging

2019-02-27 22:34:59 UTC  

**prairie dogging**: When you have to [take a crap] so bad that it feels [as though] the turd is moving [in and out].
*I [have to] use the [restroom] [so bad] that Im prairie dogging it.*
*(<http://prairie-dogging.urbanup.com/344134>)* *9 more results*

2019-02-27 22:35:32 UTC  

-define scromiting

2019-02-27 22:35:32 UTC  

**Scromiting**: [The act] of [screaming] up [vomit].


*"I [walked in on] my parents doing it last week, and immediately started [scromiting] up the dinner my mother had prepared, with the very same hands she was preparing [my father] with."*
*(<http://scromiting.urbanup.com/3929923>)* *1 more results*

2019-02-27 23:00:47 UTC  

-define zezima

2019-02-27 23:00:48 UTC  

**zezima**: Other than being known as the most popular player in [runescape]. His name has become a slang term to [address] someone particularly addicted to something. Usually [online gaming].
*1) Dude...[quit] before you become a zezima.
2) What [are you] [trying to] do? Become zezima?
3) Look a zezima.
*
*(<http://zezima.urbanup.com/2712490>)* *9 more results*

2019-02-27 23:01:09 UTC  

-define Peter zezima

2019-02-27 23:01:09 UTC  

**zezima**: Other than being known as the most popular player in [runescape]. His name has become a slang term to [address] someone particularly addicted to something. Usually [online gaming].
*1) Dude...[quit] before you become a zezima.
2) What [are you] [trying to] do? Become zezima?
3) Look a zezima.
*
*(<http://zezima.urbanup.com/2712490>)* *9 more results*

2019-02-27 23:01:22 UTC  

-define theoldnite

2019-02-27 23:01:22 UTC  

No result :(

2019-02-27 23:01:27 UTC  

Wat

2019-02-27 23:01:59 UTC  

-define Lilyuffie88

2019-02-27 23:02:00 UTC  

No result :(

2019-02-27 23:07:26 UTC  

-define adrenochrome

2019-02-27 23:07:26 UTC  

**Adrenochrome**: 3-hydroxy-1-methyl-5,6-in doline-dione

[Adrenochrome] is an oxidation product of adrenaline (ephinephrine, norepinephrine). The effects and classification of this drug is said to be controversial because it is debated whether is has any psychoactive or hallucinogenic effects, although some test subjects compared the [adrenochrome] experience to mild psilocybin and LSD experiences. Psychoactive effects of adrenochrome may include euphoria, confusion, a change in train of thought, lack of judgment, poor insight and inability to concentrate.
Author Hunter S. Thompson mentions adrenochrome in his book Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. In the book the drug comes from a living [donor's] adrenal gland and therefore it is deemed exotic and intense. In the DVD commentary, director [Terry Gilliam] admits that his and [Thompson's] portrayal is fictional.


*"[Adrenochrome],” he said. “You won’t need much. Just a tiny taste.”
I got the bottle and dipped the head of a paper match into it.
“That’s about right,” he said. “That stuff makes pure mescaline seem like [ginger beer]. You’ll go completely crazy if u take too much.”
…..
“Jesus! What kind of monster client have you picked up this time? There’s only one source for this stuff….”
He nodded.
“The adrenaline glands from a living human body,” I said. “It’s no good if you get it out of a corpse.”
- [Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas].

i wish i had [adrenochrome]

*
*(<http://adrenochrome.urbanup.com/2322213>)* *5 more results*

2019-02-28 00:01:00 UTC  

Creation Museum, Petersburg, KY

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2019-02-28 00:03:49 UTC  

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2019-02-28 00:10:38 UTC  

Lul

2019-02-28 00:15:34 UTC  

-define asclepius

2019-02-28 00:15:34 UTC  

**Asclepius**: [Greek Mythology] (Ασκληπιός) God of medicine and [healing], son of [Apollo].
*'I [owe] a [cock] to Asclepius' [Socrates] last words*
*(<http://asclepius.urbanup.com/3231249>)* *1 more results*

2019-02-28 00:17:31 UTC  

-define rape

2019-02-28 00:17:32 UTC  

**rape**: [Penis] [somewhere] [not good]
*I hit him in [95] [damage] in 4 hits and I got [raped]*
*(<http://rape.urbanup.com/10342087>)* *9 more results*

2019-02-28 00:17:47 UTC  

-define crazy

2019-02-28 00:17:47 UTC  

**Crazy**: Someone who is wild and fun. Someone who will go against [the rules]. Someone [who does that] they want no matter the [consequences]. Someone who will do anything especially for love.
*[The girl] [Rhianon] was [crazy] and no one could stop her.*
*(<http://crazy.urbanup.com/11331678>)* *9 more results*

2019-02-28 00:22:44 UTC  

**DON'T DO IT** <:doom:532377533509926912>

2019-02-28 00:52:24 UTC  

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2019-02-28 01:34:03 UTC  

-define metrosexual

2019-02-28 01:34:03 UTC  

**Metrosexual**: A male who looks like he's gay, but [bangs] [chicks], not [dicks].
*[David Beckham] is a very [famous] [metrosexual]*
*(<http://metrosexual.urbanup.com/5281387>)* *9 more results*

2019-02-28 01:36:12 UTC  

-define oy vey

2019-02-28 01:36:12 UTC  

**oy vey**: Yiddish: short for "[Oy vey] iz [mir]," Oh, [woe is me]!
*Today's only [Tuesday]? I [thought it was] Friday! [Oy vey]!!!!"*
*(<http://oy-vey.urbanup.com/450309>)* *9 more results*

2019-02-28 01:48:22 UTC  

-define comfortable broke

2019-02-28 01:48:22 UTC  

**comfortitis**: when your so comfortable everyone elses level of [comfort] seems [inferior] and [futile]
*Mike-"[Nick] you always get the best [sleeping] [spot]"
Nick-"I know, I have comfortitis right now"*
*(<http://comfortitis.urbanup.com/3593377>)* *9 more results*

2019-02-28 01:49:28 UTC  

-define surprise