**beatz**: Beats can have two definitions.

"[Beatz]" can mean the type of music you would hear at a [rave].

It can also be used as an adjective to describe something as being good. (Usually found in [Scotland])
*"I want to go to a rave and hear all the beatz, man"

"[Haw] [whet], that party [wiz] pure beatz."*
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-define clothes

**clothes**: [The most] effective [form] of [contraception].
*[Gavin] dry-humped [Roberta] on the bus. Since they both wore clothes, [copulation] was avoided.*
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Wtf

-define cancellation

**cancellation**: When a guy gets [rejected] by a girl in [front] of his [homeboys]
*"Man, [we need] to help [Johnny] with his game. He is getting cancellations [all night]."*
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-define interceptions

**Intercepting**: the art of excitedly returning to your email [inbox] after receiving a [notification] about someone 'commenting' on anything you are involved with on facebook. Intercepting is only necessary if the comment is not there, which means the [publisher] deleted the comment. Intercepting is usually done after 11pm.
*We did a lot of [intercepting] at [Amrit's] [house] last night!*
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**Pat**: The rare occurance of ejaculating in your underwear after a female [touches] your penis for a short amount of time. This is primarily caused by not mastubating before [going on a date] with an [incredibly hot] girl.
*His [girlfriend] made him [pat] last night, isn't that [embarrassing].*
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-define yoghurt

*big off*

Im eating yoghurt rn and that was <:wide_eye_pepe:534345404238790677> <:pepepissed:511590630368083968>

well... urban dictionary h u h?
Would yah look at that c:

-define Crowley

**Crowley**: He's [the king] of [hell]
*[Fu] Crowley*
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-define crow

**crow**: A word commonly used to describe [very nice] [bud]; [the skunk] variety.
*[Hold up], [lemme] just skin a [zoot] with some of this nice crow I got earlier.*
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-define row

**row**: a [verbal] [fight]
*Jack and [Kelly] had a row on the last [episode] of [the Osbournes]!*
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lelmao c:

-define fml

**FML**: means [Fix My Lighthouse]. Back in the 17th Century, lighthouse keepers were tthe butt of everyone's jokes. When a [lighthouse keeper] was made fun of, his retort would be "why dont you [fix my lighthouse]!" which was shortened over time to FML. This term was made famous in the great battle of the Sole Bay in 1902 where 14 peolpe died and 1 person broke their glasses.
*"if you are [going] to [take the piss out of] me then [why don't you] FML!*
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-define fuck my life

**Fuck My Life**: A common phrase used by many unfortunate people. This phrase gained popularity from the epic movie Superbad ([fat mexican] who hates life). It is a common phrase used by 4 members of the [3rd Floor] Whores [RB], SC, AB, and FA. It is used when a person is under heavy stress or pressure, or just walked out of a brutal exam/test or just did something really retarded and regrets it.

*FA: Don't worry, we won't lose late marks for this assignment.
[RB]: Okay we better not.
FA: My bad, we lost 20% off our mark...
RB: [Fuck my life].

SC: What the fuck was that? (regarding chemistry exam)
AB: I guessed on half the questions, [fuck my life].*
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-define cap

**Cap**: A [Floridian] slang term for the act of; lying, giving [False hope], or never [flowing] through on what you say you are gonna do.
*Boy: yo bruh I fucked that girl [Claire] last night lol

Boy 2: you [cap] because Claire was with me, ol [capping] ass*
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-define spotify

**Spotify**: Spotify is a system that allows you to play music and link the songs you've listened to, to [social networks](facebook) which allows you to display to your peers that you are a hip, [non-mainstream] person who has an [impeccable] taste in music.
*John:"Man I really want to get [Becky's] attention and I feel a great way would be to use Spotify so I can show her my [virtuoso] taste in music."

-Plays said music

Becky:"Awwwww, I just saw John listening to Taking Back Sunday, he is so in tune with his feelings. We should date."

They start dating and live a long life together filled with marriage, kids, a couple dogs, and an excellent [retirement plan]. John can attribute the inception of the relationship as well as his life long success directly to Spotify.*
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**Give me that Becky**: A fat woman named [Becky] busts through yo wall like [the kool-aid man] and sucks you [grundle] until you scream "Give me that shit Becky!"
*"[Uh], Uh, Give me that Becky, [oh yeah]!!!"*
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-define chilax

**chilax**: combined from [chilling] and [relaxing]. slang [in the hood] when you're too lazy to say both words chilling and relaxing.
*i'm just [chilaxing] with some [purple cush] and my [forty]*
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-define chilly

**chilly**: The feeling associated with a thought that makes you protective of a specific body part, usually the neck. The word is derived from the scene in Disney's "[Pinocchio]" when [Jiminy Cricket] drops a pebble down his pants and shivers, proclaiming: "[Ooooooh], chilly."
*When I saw the guy get his [Achilles tendon] [slashed] in "Pet Semetary," it made me very chilly.

When my dad butchered the goat right in front of me, the sight of [the animal's] neck being slit open made me so chilly, that I dipped my chin to meet my chest. By not exposing my neck, I now feel safe from having the same thing happen to me.*
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-define chill pill

**Chill Pill**: [Relax], it's [not that] big of a [deal].
*"[Woah], [it's just a game], don't get so upse, take a [chill-pill]"*
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-define no pill

**pilling**: To [inadvertently] [spread] a [virus] or malaware
*[Tom] could not believe the [link] he [clicked on] was a pilling*
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**correlate**: To put the severed penis of another man, most likely a close friend of the perpetrator of the [correlation], into the distended anus of a third party. This third party is most frequently a man dressed in a [Leonardo] suit, though Donatellos and even Michelangelos are somewhat common. Occasionally, the disembodied member finds itself in the hanging asshole of a dog or other animal, in which case the correlation is considered a "[doggone] good one."
*Hey Matt, remember when Ruth and I [hacked off] your cock and used it to correlate [Scrappy]? Yeah, well that was 'cuz [you're a dick].*
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**D.O.N**: D.O.N - [Driving] Over [Niggers]
*Me: [Ashby] wtf! You've had like 4 beers, you're gonna get a [DUI]
Will: Nah man, you gotta watch out for a D.O.N
Me: Whats that?
Will: Driving over [Niggers]
Me & Ashby: oh shit!*
*(<http://don.urbanup.com/12259041>)*

-define gems

**Gems**: [The best] you'll [ever] get.
*[I love] my [gems].*
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