Fuckin corporations

to boomers its all the devils lettuce

Yeah. But the LEOs were making that case

^

So actually

They have to sign contracts to work in the field

So the CO overseeing my internship called it that unironically

If you pop for thc you're immediately fired

Well if it’s in the contract then it’s in the contract

If the world goes to shit I plan on trading green buds for green tips

Nah they'll hire migrant labor and not give a fuck about it after a bit

Shine for me

not a bad idea

Best thing is to trade the vices for shit you actually need

Same reason why Im looking at growing tobacco in my garden

hell TP will be worth two virgins

^^

That shit will be worth it's weight in gold

You wanna see the downfall of civilization? Get rid of TP

*You have bathtub gin? here take my daughter*

Lol

Dude worst feeling ever, being out n about without asswipe

Mhmm

I was once in a bind in a 3rd world shit hole

I had to use hesco barrier canvas to wipe. Never again.

Oof

It unbeknownst to me at the time has fiberglass in it

I bet most of them doomsday prepper types have completely forgotten about ass health

I had an old uniform blouse I cut up

Still sucked

I wasn’t about to use a sock. Should have though

^^

Oh no, not fiberglass. That shit sucks

So story time

Fiberglass on your asshole is the 3rd worst pain I’ve ever felt

*gather round the campfire, to hear some story time*

Was out taking a dump when I started hearing rustling noises

Brb. Gotta cart my dog and his kennel up to my room.

Out of nowhere a couple of [redacted] popped up while I was sitting there taking a shit

So I was half fighting half running with my pants around my fucking ankles

Lmao