Fuck off lmao

Luckily I can look back and laugh

Thatd been embarrassing to explain at the pearly gates

Lmao

Yeah that was worth waiting to read

I think the only way it'd be worse is if you were rubbing one out, and then got laid out

Lmao

Hey, don’t discount a good combat jerk

Sometimes you've gotta destress

You might get to pull off the forbidden skullfuck technique. Imagine that one in an after action report

I’ve seen dudes lay hate with a 240 while powerstroking

lol

You'll see some shit my dude

Pun partially intended

I've heard stories of the shit rivers

and burn pits

It’s ok to piss yourself when you start taking contact

It’s the body’s natural instinct

Not gonna lie, first time I took contact I did

You jettison all the stuff in your bowels to make you lighter so you can go faster and fatigue less

It’s a hold over from the caveman days

I’ve never had to piss so bad in my life when in a firefight

^ I literally just pissed while on a pkm

I wasn't going anywhere so why not

Lol I still have the Crye’s I soiled

I mean they got cleaned up when I got back to our COP but still got em

So 90% of my time I was just in my silkies carrier and boots

Most of the time I was behind a mound of dirt

Noice

Not a terrible place if it’s big enough

Dirt will stop SAF pretty well

^

So the trenches were all kinds of fucked

One was only like 2 feet deep

Never got finished either lol

Sounds like a shit trench

Literally

Guys before us were lazy

Or took fire

Both probably

Both sounds likely