Oh no, not fiberglass. That shit sucks

So story time

Fiberglass on your asshole is the 3rd worst pain I’ve ever felt

*gather round the campfire, to hear some story time*

Was out taking a dump when I started hearing rustling noises

Brb. Gotta cart my dog and his kennel up to my room.

Out of nowhere a couple of [redacted] popped up while I was sitting there taking a shit

So I was half fighting half running with my pants around my fucking ankles

Lmao

Fell into a trench and my buddies took care of the rest lol

And hear I thought getting caught with your pants down was an expression

Nah

Sadly it be true

Never went anywhere without a battle buddy after that

I bet

Like i thought that shit was gay til it happened lol

Lmao

Im takin a shit *S A V E M E E*

Fuck off lmao

Luckily I can look back and laugh

Thatd been embarrassing to explain at the pearly gates

Lmao

Yeah that was worth waiting to read

I think the only way it'd be worse is if you were rubbing one out, and then got laid out

Lmao

Hey, don’t discount a good combat jerk

Sometimes you've gotta destress

You might get to pull off the forbidden skullfuck technique. Imagine that one in an after action report

I’ve seen dudes lay hate with a 240 while powerstroking

lol

You'll see some shit my dude

Pun partially intended

I've heard stories of the shit rivers

and burn pits

It’s ok to piss yourself when you start taking contact

It’s the body’s natural instinct

Not gonna lie, first time I took contact I did

You jettison all the stuff in your bowels to make you lighter so you can go faster and fatigue less

It’s a hold over from the caveman days

I’ve never had to piss so bad in my life when in a firefight

^ I literally just pissed while on a pkm