I’ve never had to piss so bad in my life when in a firefight

^ I literally just pissed while on a pkm

I wasn't going anywhere so why not

Lol I still have the Crye’s I soiled

I mean they got cleaned up when I got back to our COP but still got em

So 90% of my time I was just in my silkies carrier and boots

Most of the time I was behind a mound of dirt

Noice

Not a terrible place if it’s big enough

Dirt will stop SAF pretty well

^

So the trenches were all kinds of fucked

One was only like 2 feet deep

Never got finished either lol

Sounds like a shit trench

Literally

Guys before us were lazy

Or took fire

Both probably

Both sounds likely

Ok I’m gonna watch this cringe video because now I have time

I got maybe 10 mins in before I had to do work stuff

Shit is still whack tho

Well I just got through the intro

I don’t have high hopes. If you have a fucking carry handle site and a mag pouch on your buttstock you’re meme tier shit

Or shit tier meme.

I fucking hate militias 🤣

Ok, but what about them mule glock in the stock things that failed. Ngl, I thought those were pretty neat

Shitty puns

Great

It could go either way. Kinda like your mom

Hey hey hey, leave her outta this

She's a terrible person lol

Lmao mine is too don’t worry

Suuuuper sheltered kid growing up.

I mean suuuuuper sheltered

Probably the biggest reason my 20’s were wild

Mine was from a racist family and became progressive

Ah

Which on the one hand, I have a great ear for music now lol

Lol I could only listen to contemporary Christian Rock