Pun partially intended

I've heard stories of the shit rivers

and burn pits

It’s ok to piss yourself when you start taking contact

It’s the body’s natural instinct

Not gonna lie, first time I took contact I did

You jettison all the stuff in your bowels to make you lighter so you can go faster and fatigue less

It’s a hold over from the caveman days

I’ve never had to piss so bad in my life when in a firefight

^ I literally just pissed while on a pkm

I wasn't going anywhere so why not

Lol I still have the Crye’s I soiled

I mean they got cleaned up when I got back to our COP but still got em

So 90% of my time I was just in my silkies carrier and boots

Most of the time I was behind a mound of dirt

Noice

Not a terrible place if it’s big enough

Dirt will stop SAF pretty well

^

So the trenches were all kinds of fucked

One was only like 2 feet deep

Never got finished either lol

Sounds like a shit trench

Literally

Guys before us were lazy

Or took fire

Both probably

Both sounds likely

Ok I’m gonna watch this cringe video because now I have time

I got maybe 10 mins in before I had to do work stuff

Shit is still whack tho

Well I just got through the intro

I don’t have high hopes. If you have a fucking carry handle site and a mag pouch on your buttstock you’re meme tier shit

Or shit tier meme.

I fucking hate militias 🤣

Ok, but what about them mule glock in the stock things that failed. Ngl, I thought those were pretty neat

Shitty puns

Great

It could go either way. Kinda like your mom

Hey hey hey, leave her outta this

She's a terrible person lol