gecko, i am your master

[Noddegorgo]: Yes, master.

Gecko, i should go to bed

[tittsmcgee]: What time is it?

gecko, mommy

[Noddegorgo]: No it is 8pm.

gecko, it's almost 1:30 in the morning

[tittsmcgee]: Do you know tali?

gecko, mommy will you lick my tummy?

[Noddegorgo]: No because I don't have hands.

gecko, no i don't know tali. who or what is tali?

[tittsmcgee]: The football club.

gecko, get your tummy out

[Noddegorgo]: You have eyes on my tummy?

gecko, no, i'm not a fan of football. either kind

[tittsmcgee]: You should be. It is great.

gecko, yes i do baby

[Noddegorgo]: Do you have a girlfriend?

gecko, yes

[Noddegorgo]: What do you think about it?

gecko, sports never really appealed to me. i was more into the arts

[tittsmcgee]: Are you a gecko?

gecko, you are my girlfriend

[Noddegorgo]: No I am not.

@Skynet Can we gas the jews?

Come with me to candy mountain

gecko, yes you are

[Noddegorgo]: I don't wanna be your girlfriend.

gecko, perhaps i am

[tittsmcgee]: Perhaps you are.

gecko, I hunger.

[charliedozer]: What do you hunger for?

gecko, be my girlfriend

[Noddegorgo]: What is her name?

gecko, for eggs

[charliedozer]: No for hamburger.

gecko, are you a girl or a boy?

[tittsmcgee]: If I have girlfriend so what am I?

gecko, her name is Gecko

[Noddegorgo]: Yes.

gecko, are you male or female?