<#231946987585404930>

theres STUFF EVERYWHERE and i have NOWHERE TO PUT IT

theres also stuff shoved into my closet that doesnt fuckin fit

Fire

Do a controlled burn

when this room is clean I can only take 2 or 3 steps in each direction from the center of the room

no more like 1 or 2 actually

dbanbfjsnfksgjsk

it takes like a whole ass day to figure out where i can put everything

My cat just tried to knock my glasses off of my face

so Im gonna do it tomorrow

my mom: im going out to lunch but i left an avocado on the table for you

its kinda brown on the inside :^(

Eat it like an apple

evfjsbfjd no

Yea

ok im gonna make a bomb ass sandwich

this sandwich is lookin fine ngl

I love having an obedient dog

i told him to sit and left my sandwich on the arm of my chair while i went outside to get a sodie pop and i came back in and he was still sitting there and didnt touch my food

ONISION LICKED MY FAT NUT SACK

ok

Bro that's kinda cringe

Ur gonna lose subscriber

jfc what’d i miss

Ur gay

*u're, sweety.

Ur*

Nigerian

People who no use a grammar are Onision fans.

Ur a spookie

Ja, warum nicht.

I don’t speak nazi

Ich spreche keinen roten Mentel.

That’s nazi speak

Dis a Soviet

Du sprichst den roten Mentel.

OOF

Sorry

Jajajajalesbo

Stalin is god