Message from @Cuban Pete
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They still have 19 MOABs left
Oh. Well. The other option was fucking nuclear war
They should find some more ISIS bases
These people were good pawns that turned on us. Can't always see it coming. We were concerned with winning or at least defeating the soviets in their own little Vietnam. How could anyone have really guessed??
Any of you guys remember me telling you about the potential gf i might have found?
did she get culturally enriched before you got to her
@yeah dude no
ok good
what happened
It was going so well
Right
uh oh
So
I started paying attention to her, as we all do wehn we love someone
I never really said much, just looked her way often because selfdoubt
Anyway, remember what I learned in 48 laws of power
Stop paying attention
Then she starts paying attention to me
everything is going according to plan
Until one day, she just walks up to me when I was in the gym and actually STARTS a conversation with me
Yeah I don't think it takes a whole lot of brainpower to realize that arming a bunch of extremists in the desert and pointing them at nations you want to destabilize are going to eventually turn on you.
It has never turned out well for us. Never.
It felt somewhat scripted as though she had planned it in advance, Li
ke she wanted it to go a certain way
@Cuban Pete ok so cut to the chase, what *happened*
I felt that I'd waited too long and this was her way of telling me 'just ask me out already'
ok
@yeah dude soon
v well
So i do it
I go up to her
ask her what she;s doing in the holidays
She says she's free for the entirety of the holidays
I say 'man I'm jealous, I have to study 4 hours a day with 9 people in my house'
So then she says those word
s
'Maybe we can meet up sometime'
oooooo
I actually thought i might have a date