Message from @StickyDonutHoles
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A lot of them are fake anyway
I've already got a couple big ones
Just buy a MIXZA if you want a sd card
I was at the bookshop, I saw a WOMAN with an old thinkpad with an external battery
do those exist irl?
I think, she wasn't a trap, no Adam's apple
No adams apple...
Traps are experts at hiding those
(Pls don't steal)
what is he saying
REMEMBER THE SIXTH GORILLION GOY
I MYSELF WAS A PART OF THE SHOAH
I don't wanna fuck you
Soviet peasant filled with burning desire to read for glory of Soviet Russia. One day peasant go to Soviet bookstore, and sees book with skull on cover.
He asks owner how much is book, and owner responds 80 rubles. However, owner tell peasant never read last page, or else doom shall fall upon him!
Peasant reads all book in one night, is dark book of capitalism about by evil man, John Deere, talking of automated machinery and air conditioned tractors, many horrors in book indeed!
Yet peasant does not read last page, for he has fear in his heart! One night it storms however, and the man is bored. He finally gathers up enough Soviet courage to read last page, dispelling superstition, for he has faith in the Party.
As soon as he reads last page, man gasps! Book originally 20 rubles! The owner was Jew!
its an old communist joke
Russian peasant enters his kitchen holding a duck under his arm.
"This is the pig I'm fucking," he announces.
"That's not a pig, that's a duck," his wife replies.
"I wasn't talking to you."
A Jew is sitting on a bench in a park in Saint Petersburg reading aloud from a book in Hebrew. A KGB agent approaches him and asks why he is reading aloud in Hebrew? The Jew answers that Hebrew is spoken in Heaven so he has to learn it in order to communicate after death. The KGB agent enquires what he will do if he is sent to Hell instead of Heaven? The Jew replies that he already knows Russian.
That's a nice Jew.gif
Imma "borrow" it
Black woman has five kids. Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How does she tell them apart?
Their last names.