Message from Strachi in /csg/ #chink-shit-general


2016-09-12 15:03:29 UTC  

That's pretty good. As soon as I click any variation it goes up tho.

2016-09-12 15:05:58 UTC  

Neat.

2016-09-12 15:06:25 UTC  

Is there any benefit to getting one off eBay instead, or should I just get that? I've never bought anything off ali before.

2016-09-12 15:08:38 UTC  

@Phanonnona (EBAY) Probably a bad idea, since they will mark it up lots

2016-09-12 15:15:38 UTC  

Mm mm. Just skimmed through and the cheapest one that wasn't a "32GB!!! (sdcard kit)" scam was $20 more expensive.

2016-09-12 15:20:35 UTC  

@Phanonnona Don't buy anything with an SD card

2016-09-12 15:20:40 UTC  

They will try to pull profit on it

2016-09-12 15:21:02 UTC  

obvs.

2016-09-12 15:21:07 UTC  

A lot of them are fake anyway

2016-09-12 15:21:19 UTC  

I've already got a couple big ones

2016-09-12 15:21:36 UTC  

Just buy a MIXZA if you want a sd card

2016-09-12 15:29:50 UTC  

I was at the bookshop, I saw a WOMAN with an old thinkpad with an external battery

2016-09-12 15:30:03 UTC  

:O

2016-09-12 15:30:07 UTC  

a WOMAN???

2016-09-12 15:30:13 UTC  

do those exist irl?

2016-09-12 15:30:43 UTC  

I think, she wasn't a trap, no Adam's apple

2016-09-12 15:30:59 UTC  

No adams apple...

2016-09-12 15:31:05 UTC  

Traps are experts at hiding those

2016-09-12 15:34:45 UTC  

>woman

2016-09-12 15:34:48 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/224915729768644608/1473265287868.gif

2016-09-12 15:35:25 UTC  

(Pls don't steal)

2016-09-12 15:35:49 UTC  

what is he saying

2016-09-12 15:37:56 UTC  

OY VEEEY

2016-09-12 15:38:02 UTC  

REMEMBER THE SIXTH GORILLION GOY

2016-09-12 15:38:09 UTC  

I MYSELF WAS A PART OF THE SHOAH

2016-09-12 15:38:12 UTC  

GOOYOOOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOY

2016-09-12 15:38:17 UTC  

k

2016-09-12 15:38:25 UTC  

Dude

2016-09-12 15:38:26 UTC  

Fuck you

2016-09-12 15:39:33 UTC  

no u

2016-09-12 15:40:24 UTC  

I don't wanna fuck you

2016-09-12 15:40:26 UTC  

Eww

2016-09-12 15:41:21 UTC  

no u

2016-09-12 15:45:14 UTC  

Soviet peasant filled with burning desire to read for glory of Soviet Russia. One day peasant go to Soviet bookstore, and sees book with skull on cover.
He asks owner how much is book, and owner responds 80 rubles. However, owner tell peasant never read last page, or else doom shall fall upon him!
Peasant reads all book in one night, is dark book of capitalism about by evil man, John Deere, talking of automated machinery and air conditioned tractors, many horrors in book indeed!
Yet peasant does not read last page, for he has fear in his heart! One night it storms however, and the man is bored. He finally gathers up enough Soviet courage to read last page, dispelling superstition, for he has faith in the Party.
As soon as he reads last page, man gasps! Book originally 20 rubles! The owner was Jew!

2016-09-12 15:46:12 UTC  

kek

2016-09-12 15:46:48 UTC  

>peasant

2016-09-12 15:46:50 UTC  

>reading

2016-09-12 15:47:05 UTC  

its an old communist joke

2016-09-12 15:48:11 UTC  

ok