Message from Cuban Pete in Anticom #general

2017-04-14 15:13:20 UTC  

>build a massive tunnel complex for jihadists

2017-04-14 15:13:33 UTC  

>bomb the SHIT out of it for 16 million dollars 30 years later

2017-04-14 15:13:36 UTC

2017-04-14 15:13:40 UTC  


2017-04-14 15:14:07 UTC  

They still have 19 MOABs left

2017-04-14 15:14:13 UTC  

Oh. Well. The other option was fucking nuclear war

2017-04-14 15:14:16 UTC  

They should find some more ISIS bases

2017-04-14 15:15:56 UTC  

These people were good pawns that turned on us. Can't always see it coming. We were concerned with winning or at least defeating the soviets in their own little Vietnam. How could anyone have really guessed??

2017-04-14 15:16:37 UTC  

Any of you guys remember me telling you about the potential gf i might have found?

2017-04-14 15:16:53 UTC  

did she get culturally enriched before you got to her

2017-04-14 15:17:00 UTC  
2017-04-14 15:17:03 UTC  

ok good

2017-04-14 15:17:06 UTC  

what happened

2017-04-14 15:17:06 UTC  

It was going so well

2017-04-14 15:17:10 UTC  


2017-04-14 15:17:10 UTC  

uh oh

2017-04-14 15:17:14 UTC  


2017-04-14 15:17:30 UTC  

I started paying attention to her, as we all do wehn we love someone

2017-04-14 15:17:43 UTC  

I never really said much, just looked her way often because selfdoubt

2017-04-14 15:17:53 UTC  

Anyway, remember what I learned in 48 laws of power

2017-04-14 15:17:58 UTC  

Stop paying attention

2017-04-14 15:18:05 UTC  

Then she starts paying attention to me

2017-04-14 15:18:13 UTC  

everything is going according to plan

2017-04-14 15:18:27 UTC  

still hold back though, I doubt myself and think she is just being friendly

2017-04-14 15:18:55 UTC  

Until one day, she just walks up to me when I was in the gym and actually STARTS a conversation with me

2017-04-14 15:19:06 UTC  

Yeah I don't think it takes a whole lot of brainpower to realize that arming a bunch of extremists in the desert and pointing them at nations you want to destabilize are going to eventually turn on you.

2017-04-14 15:19:13 UTC  

It has never turned out well for us. Never.

2017-04-14 15:19:16 UTC  

It felt somewhat scripted as though she had planned it in advance, Li

2017-04-14 15:19:26 UTC  

ke she wanted it to go a certain way

2017-04-14 15:19:40 UTC  

@Cuban Pete ok so cut to the chase, what *happened*

2017-04-14 15:19:44 UTC  

I felt that I'd waited too long and this was her way of telling me 'just ask me out already'

2017-04-14 15:19:49 UTC  


2017-04-14 15:19:50 UTC  
2017-04-14 15:19:53 UTC  

v well

2017-04-14 15:19:54 UTC  

So i do it

2017-04-14 15:19:59 UTC  

I go up to her

2017-04-14 15:20:06 UTC  

ask her what she;s doing in the holidays

2017-04-14 15:20:25 UTC  

She says she's free for the entirety of the holidays

2017-04-14 15:20:48 UTC  

I say 'man I'm jealous, I have to study 4 hours a day with 9 people in my house'

2017-04-14 15:20:56 UTC  

So then she says those word

2017-04-14 15:20:57 UTC