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Where you white?

yes

randomly

You missed check ages ago

my chance of winning goes up just by being white by a few % according to the stats

I'm not trying to check, I'm trying to take pieces and win

Checkmate I mean

i messed up the start

yea you did

I'm not chess expert

I'm not even a master, I'm only 1800

I see

there are many many better players than me

Yeah, you did have an actual opening.

I can tell you aren't

I'm good at chess, not great

You missed an obvious checkmate

it as not a checkmate.

I don't think so

was*

The biggest misstep I saw in the early game was Knight to H4. That was a bad move imo.

I don't like wasting moves, I see certain things and determine based on my perception what is the most prudent course of action

working towards taking pieces without loss or check mating

You should have move your horsey to check when your bishops had the king stuck

wait, you try to do the best move at all times?

no, fucking, way

or a trade for more pieces that favors me in position or power

no, fucking, way

not always

That's what makes him the chess master

there was this one time I liked this girl, so I was trying to throw the game to make her feel good

i dont believe he tries to make the best moves all the time when he is trying to win

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but she got all bragedocious like she was the chess god, so even after trying to throw the game I decided to beat her and did

this was when I was like 8 or 9

probably 9, close to 10, I've been playing chess for many many years

Don't beat women wtf

figures I would start getting better

that isn't how I was taught

girl hurts you, like this girl was taking a pencil and stabbing them into my back, my mom told me to punch her in the jaw