starting today i'll eat healthier

lot of veggie soups

have u considered eating a dick

i'll still eat pizza the weekends though

@freshdoogie no, that sounds gay

i like soup

I've been eating a lot of tuna but im worried about the mercury levels

just listened to an officer in Tulsa say this to a suspect he just arrested: "hey man what's your name? i need it because otherwise i'll have to book you as John Doe and put an ICE hold on you until they sort out who you are." based af

reeee

John you've said this before

did I? oh fug, my memory. those are the effects of high levels of mercury

what happened to your diet/exercise/workout routine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6sniKKTe4E&start_radio=1

i-i just have to b-buy my static bike man

I caught my son listening to this

i had bills to pay man

@thrill_house

remember: jews want to enslave the non-jews. its literally in the torah. they are the enemy of civilized man.

1) Drink nothing but water
2) Exercise for 45 minutes non-stop at least 3x/week
3) Sleep 8 hours every night
4) Cut as much grains out of your diet as possible

Guarantee you will lose a shit ton of weight

islamic music is so shitty

well fortunately im just like 4.5 pounds overweight

@thrill_house Tbh I fill a big portion of that accord

wait

not

yeah llike 4.5

But I was never fat in the first place

but all it's in my belly, and it's starting to look bad

I'm running 5K's now to "meet people"

I do at least 1 a month

btw to all of you, I drink 3 itters of water /week since 3 months ago. game changer. good stuff. 100% recommended.

If you ever want to find out where all the fit attractive white girls are hiding, run a 5K

Muslim music is shitty? @freshdoogie

@Logical-Scholar yes

@thrill_house that sounds nice, bc you find healthy womyn but....

I don't care about her beliefs, I just need the bitch to be loyal and have my kids

i don't find attrractive a womyn smelling like shit

>loyal
>woman
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i mean i can meet her after she takes a shower for sure

My buddies wife drives me insane but I understand why he married her

It's the story of rhodesia

a land both fair an dfree