Message from AllFather in NSL #general


2018-07-25 06:13:25 UTC  

Drunk fight a bunch of emus

2018-07-25 06:13:35 UTC  

lol Yeah.

2018-07-25 06:13:48 UTC  

I won't fight emus though, I'm worried they'd actually kick my ass

2018-07-25 06:14:12 UTC  

I'm expecting an easy fight from commies

2018-07-25 06:14:26 UTC  

Emus are hard, commies are easy

2018-07-25 06:14:43 UTC  

I’ll beat an emus ass

2018-07-25 06:15:07 UTC  

They look easy in a youtube video but idk, look how jacked they are

2018-07-25 06:15:30 UTC  

Fucking kangaroos

2018-07-25 06:15:42 UTC  

Abo v. Roo

2018-07-25 06:15:46 UTC  

Who wins?

2018-07-25 06:15:49 UTC  

Roo

2018-07-25 06:15:49 UTC  

Kangaroos are like the jacked up nigger of the Outback

2018-07-25 06:15:57 UTC  

Abos aren't like niggers, they're docile

2018-07-25 06:16:09 UTC  

There's a reason the worst they're known for is huffing petrol

2018-07-25 06:16:11 UTC  

Yeah I've never actually heard of an abbo attack

2018-07-25 06:16:16 UTC  

Imma fuck up a Abo If i See one

2018-07-25 06:16:25 UTC  

no man that's like beating up a dog

2018-07-25 06:16:36 UTC  

Abbos are just hairless bonobos

2018-07-25 06:16:40 UTC  

Release them back into the outback if you find one

2018-07-25 06:16:50 UTC  

give them a hunting boomerang too so they surviv

2018-07-25 06:16:56 UTC  

Theys Denisovans

2018-07-25 06:17:07 UTC  

I'd probably be nice to an abbo

2018-07-25 06:17:15 UTC  

I wouldn’t

2018-07-25 06:17:21 UTC  

why?

2018-07-25 06:17:30 UTC  

Punch them right in the brow ridge

2018-07-25 06:17:41 UTC  

That'd just be cruelty to animals

2018-07-25 06:18:04 UTC  

If they ain’t fury they get the boot

2018-07-25 06:18:08 UTC  

lol

2018-07-25 06:18:09 UTC  

👢

2018-07-25 06:18:24 UTC  

They kinda look like that 56% meme

2018-07-25 06:18:31 UTC  

but less hispanic

2018-07-25 06:18:41 UTC  

More cave man

2018-07-25 06:19:02 UTC  

Yeah, and the great thing is, not even our women seem to want them, never heard of miscegenation with an abbo

2018-07-25 06:19:29 UTC  

Because you can’t

2018-07-25 06:19:39 UTC  

They aren’t homo sapient

2018-07-25 06:19:47 UTC  

Yeah

2018-07-25 06:19:59 UTC  

It's kinda interesting that they're a whole other humanoid species

2018-07-25 06:20:08 UTC  

even moreso than the niggers

2018-07-25 06:20:18 UTC  

Denisovans man

2018-07-25 06:20:33 UTC  

Are they pure denisovan?

2018-07-25 06:20:43 UTC  

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