KGB psychic entities trying to bait me into going commie

Koolaid Grabbing Buckos

when I see a turtle I immediately convulse and have a stroke

i am going to eat ramen in the shower

please excuse me

showervodka

bathe in vodka and get drunk from your own taste

Ah yes the old Yellow Russian, best Japanese invention ever. Boiling ramen in vodka. Given to Vladimir Putin in 2002 as a peace offering from the days of World War 2.

Vodka gummy bears on the other hand

Delicious

Its happened boys

I am one with the Syz now after all these years

Finally going full schizo

No it kind of sucks actually

I feel like the cops are following me

Probably thinking im on drugs

I tried meth a few days ago

It made me hyper horny

Depends on the alcohol

Fucking on vodka is possible but others ehh

bitch shit as well

My dick hurt after the meth hotel night

Thank god I didnt fuck with my friend that day

He found out he has gono

I was whipping motherfuckers with my belt making them my slaves

Some dude put jello in my ass and ate it

Shit was wild

It can be yeah

Just gotta limit yourself

Dont make it a habit

I dont have the opportunity or the connections to get it daily or even weekly

Im an alcoholic so yes

Im not afraid of dying

Im immortal

I posted here before about quantum immortality

Unless it was an old syz incarnation

My shit

https://pastebin.com/cedkZbp9

Some people are retards

dont get addicted to jenkem

Nah never been addicted to jenkem

It's the nastiest shit you can be addicted to tbqh

Anecdotal evidence

@syz why are you still alive

Im in the bathroom and crying because god has forsaken me in this time of need

My asshole

Who even uses discord

Little Timmy getting laid before all the chads

You should be

Look at my pussy

He is a good cat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfcZacwnVCk

reeeee

can i help you

yes

Shit server

My girl wants to fuck but i just want to grind pest control on runescape

Fuck

My balls are full I think ill just have to accept that she's going to rape me

I really need those voidbux though for the void set

Sometimes I don't want to fuck

I mean she does initiate most things

I have the rare dominant gf

I am a natural sub she abuses me in bed

This doesn't look that bad but she's been ravaging my back more than this

Its pretty hot

Yes

>31 december 1969

Huh

What

Nothing but her nails so far

She used handcuffs the other day but that doesnt count

Nah

We have plans to get super drunk then

Absolutely shitfaced

Do ayys have space google

Press F in chat

For me boys

On top of the heart condition I learned today that these guys I fucked with have HIV

Time to get tested

Mod me

My girl says that it really hurts the day after we fuck is that normal

See here's the thing

We were both virgins

And I know she was because I popped her cherry

Im honestly surprised I just lost my virginity tbh never thought it would happen

She isn't computer smart

Dont think thatd work

Can someone give me money for a syz tattoo

This will always be Syz to me

Just another incarnation

I just met Kofi Baker

Hes p cool

I got accepted into the International Association of Professional Writers and Editors so now I can write for money