HMMMMMMMMMMMMNNMMMMM

Jesus Christ

What the fuck

This nigga

I’m gonna pull on your man bun while I’m fucking you in front of your rice chewing big teethed wife

>sycthing in the field

> oh man this is so great I love this

>get small cut

>dies of Malaria

Epic

Man I hate watching my kids grow up

I wanna die at 30 while they’re still 10

And sything all day for your local baron wouldn’t be slavery?

Why don’t you just let him fuck your wife while you’re at it

Then buy a small plot of land and just make a farm

It’s not that hard you pozzed fuck

You don’t even need money

Just get a fucking manufactured home for like 15 k

Buy a plot of land for like 20 k

Put the manufactured home on the land

All in all it’s probably gonna cost you like

40k

Which is like

What

300 a month?

You saying you can’t afford that,

Wtf

Modern delusions

What the fuck

Dude

It’s not a delusion

You can literally google how to do this

Sure it’s not luxurious living

But it’s still possible

Sounds like you just want to be negative about your life and want other people to pat you on the back for it

@Lanceathot a capitalist supporter?

Yeah it would be better than living in a slavery society and dying of malaria at 25 years old

Yeah cause I’m not a faggot like you

I don’t let negative thoughts stop me from doing my shit

Be a man

And stop being so fucking sorry for yourself

Shut the fuck up cracka

Holy shit

You’re not smart

Lance dude

I’m sorry bro

But it sounds like you just want to be miserable for yourself

Sorry bro

You don’t have much to offer as a man

That’s why you’re seeking refuge with an Asian woman lmao

This is literally you

This is your brain on /pol/ kids

Ahahaha

Ahahaha

Fucking lance

Oh my god dude

Please be joking dude

Please say you’re joking

Lance bro

I’m speechless right now

Idk what to even say

Where are the cameras

I’m being fucking pranked right now

Where are the cameras

I work at a mom and pop store but okay

Imagine having this outlook on life that you’re just gonna say FUCK everything and go chase some chink pussy in the Amazonian jungle

You met your girl on a dating app, you do realize she’s probably been talking to at least 60 other guys right?

And she’s probably been already railed by twelve of them

Ahahaha

Ahahaha

Ahahah ahahaha

The 5 hours you aren’t talking, she’s taking some nigger dick in that jungle she’s in

>trusting a tinder thot

Oh okay so she matched with you, and never talked to any other guy on the same app ever after that

Come the fuck on bro

Ahahahaha

Ahahaha Gaga

I’m fuckin

My fucking sides dude

This is a great troll dude

You’re funny

This is hilarious lance

I love it

You literally are giving up your own country because you see to many McDonald’s, to chase some roastie chink who met you on a dating app. She’s gonna be pissed when she realizes you want to come to her, and she can’t get her visa

Is she pissed that she can’t get her visa if you come to her?

Lance

Dude

I’m

So fucked up

Like

I don’t even know what to say to you right now

Very disappointed

Oh my god

I’m being pranked right now

Very funny lance

You got me dude

Almost believed you there for a second

What the fuck