smh

lol

lmao

heyo

how are ya mate?

lol

been addicted to valorant lately

i used to play OW too

put a decent 200 hours into it

ive put 3000 hours into battlefield 1 bro

dont @ me

aight seems fair lol

oi i dare you all to come to australia in the middle of summer

then you can complain about heat

116 Fahrenheit here

australia my man

47c days with 100% humidity here man

and im not even at the hottest area of aus

i know its winter here

i know

even winter isnt always cold tho

well theres states

well its not bad here

not like the stereotypes

aight catchya later mate

g'day fowler

maybe not lawlessness lol, but looking like a big desert of nothing... yes

and pretty much everything there can kill you pretty damn quick

nah man, i will admit the stereotype of everything killing you here is true

i hate summer here, snake sightings are pretty common in my state

and im not a fan of snakes tbh

aye

not the ones that kill you 7 minutes after being bitten

and when they bite, they dont let go of you

ayyyy croc dundee

okay i'll trade you for redback spiders and funnel-webs

nah we dont have anything like that here

we get giant flying roaches

nah mate id rather alligators over saltwater crocodiles

those things are massive

we also got a bunch of toads

use to go outside with a cricket bat, or a golf club and hit them

lol

if we get roles in here, i need something aussie

not here

i remember going up north, they just chill everywhere

we can get crocs up to 20ft long ffs

*nobody takes my kangaroos*

*or my wombats*

*or koalas*

*or quokkas*

***i keep my native furballs***

nah man, average 16ish ft for crocs here

and snakes can get about 4 ft long

scary shit ngl

ah yes

the kanga getting sucker punched

***a classic***

fuck no

im not going near one when hes angry

they are pretty dangerous when they are pissed

they can kick hard

they can get you in a choke hold for god sake

yea

they can jump up to 10 metres

i dont know what that is in feet

kangaroo actually is pretty good

kangaroo steaks mmmm

aight man, good chattin

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_brown_snake

have a read of that if your into snakes

we have 6 of the most venomous snakes here

NATIVE

like wtf

well

the taipan is more deadly than a brown

but brown snakes are so much scarier in my opinion

cause as i said before, when they bite your leg for example, they will not let got for a good minute

bit of both

but mostly defensive

just stay away from em

and do not, under any circumstances, corner them

cause then they get real aggressive real fast

lol @Tomfoolery same here

even the ocean is deadly here

you can get a break

*cant

*fucking stonefish*

bull sharks, box jellyfish, man o war, blue ringed octopus

just to name a few

no way am i messing with a box jellyfish

one box jellyfish has the potential to kill over 50 men, in under 2 minutes

they are one of the most deadly sea creatures

and they are so hard to see

tentacles up to 10ft long i think

lol

nah, i still think a stonefish is worse

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synanceia

the way they actually sting with the barbs on its back

is terrifying